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GreenEyes-n-Ham

33 / M / Straight / Single

Brandon, Florida

His Details

Last Online
Apr 6
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
***I pulled myself out of the dating pool for now***

I have a low drama life that is slightly used which I'd like to share with someone. My profession is one of those IT jobs that isn't glamorous but my hobbies and interests are the attention grabbers, at least on paper. The short list of my active hobbies are beekeeping, brewing, cooking (baking and grilling, too), indoor and outdoor gardening, and home improvement.

For those with checklists; I have all but my wisdom teeth, a good job in a high demand profession, a good house in a good neighborhood that I've owned for 4+ years (yeah, I owe more than it's worth. I bought it with the intention to be living in it in 20-30 years), plenty of ambition, and a good car.

A recent achievement of which I am proud, is surpassing 10 gallons with Florida Blood Services. It's primarily platelets, so it may not be as impressive as some would think.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on completing this profile when I have the time. Ultimately, I'm looking to find an intelligent woman with whom I'd like to share my life and start a family.
I’m really good at
Experimenting in the kitchen is probably number one, followed by exploring my interests, and rounded off by my conversational skills.

Things that come out of my kitchen most often are breads, comfort food like soups, and things made from scratch.
The first things people usually notice about me
If it isn't my eyes, it's going to be my wit or intelligent conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: most everything on BBC America, most anything on AMC, House, Dexter, Community, BSG, Big Bang Theory, and anything else that operates at a higher level.

Books: 1984, Untitled Document (on Something Awful), Fahrenheit 451, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Dune series

Movies: I have a love for the truly good movies of the world, so subtitles don't scare me. You can tell you read faster than everyone else when you are laughing a second or two before everyone else. Films by Jean-Pierre Juenet, David Fincher, Luc Besson, Christopher Noland, and Kevin Smith will find me in attendance. Recent favorites are the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and Rango (it was cute)

Music: from Johnny Cash to the Toxic Avenger, I find myself listening to rhythms more than lyrics most of the time.

Food that I eat: Thai, French, German, Creole, Americana, Japanese, Korean barbecue, Indian, Mexican

Food that I make: Thai, French, Creole, Americana, and sushi.
The six things I could never do without
My cat and the downtime he needs
A well stocked kitchen
Toolbox for my projects
Friends and family
The time to be curious
Humor
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"What happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness." -awesome t-shirt
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you have ever made a bunch of makimono rolls and your kitchen didn't look like a rice cooker exploded...

You are impressed by a guy that cooks and cleans up after himself.

You have ever wanted to learn how to part out a chicken, or need someone else at home that can.