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GreenGlassLady

20 Portland, ME Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:43pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My name is Emily, and I make sense of the world by writing and watching. I'm the most extroverted introvert in the greater New England area. I laugh at my own jokes and dislike large crowds, but I do like 90s gangsta rap and building fairy houses. The way to my heart is with Russian literature references, lots of espresso, with a bit of dancing and witty banter.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm going Kerouac on everyone's ass. Kinda. My life consists of the following:

-Writing
-Studying Feminist theory
-Making terrible jokes
- Watching true crime shows with my cat
-Cooking good veggie food
- Quoting Kanye West
-Navigating the world of polyamory
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One of my more desirable traits is the ability to make people laugh. I have no problem hamming it up in order to get a few chuckles or to make someone feel more comfortable in a new situation. My sense of humor is a combination of a teenage boy and a philosophy professor. I'm fairly decent at cracking the right jokes at the right time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I dress like a foxy grandpa.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Crime & Punishment, Notes From Underground, The Purity Myth, The Sexual Politics of Meat, The Second Sex, Surrealist poetry, Beloved, Frankenstein, The Gay Science, The Great Gatsby, Lolita, Wuthering Heights, The Stranger, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Bird by Bird, Writing Down The Bones, Persepolis, The Beauty Myth, Patriarchy As A Conceptual Trap, Siddhartha, The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill A Mockingbird, In Cold Blood, Anything involving Goddess archetypes, The Secret Life of Bees, too many to list......

Movies: Better off Dead, Capitalism: A Love Story, Beetlejuice, Austin Powers, Step Brothers, A Night At The Roxbury, Superstar, Savage Grace, Various art films, The Jerk, White Chicks, Anchorman,

Shows: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, American Horror Story, Taboo, RuPaul's Drag Race, The Office, Beavis & Butthead, Cryptozoic documentaries, Ancient Aliens, Adventure Time, Saturday Night Live, Ghost shows.

Music: Active Child, Ellie Goulding, Marina and the Diamonds, T. Rex, Elvis Costello, Link Wray, DMX, The Notorious B.I.G. Weezer, Foxy Shazam, Florence + The Machine, Gotye, Hot Chip, The Shins, Arcade Fire, Howlin' Wolf, Tori Amos, Michael Jackson, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Kate Bush, Frank Ocean, Daft Punk, Broken Fences, The Weeknd, Lana Del Rey, Lorde.

Food: Indian, Italian and Thai.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books
2. Coffee
3. Music
4. Human interaction
5. Humor
6. Indian food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women, Ideas for short stories, the human condition, Leon Trotsky, new ways to incorporate cheesy pick-up lines into everyday conversation, time, art, Marcel Duchamp, Things that would be made better by adding espresso, pop culture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on a story, cooking, getting tea with friends, watching ridiculously silly movies or some kind of documentary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spilled malbec on my laptop.
You should message me if
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You want to go on cute dates, have dance parties, share art, discuss aspects of Feminism, exchange recipes or co-write something with me.

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