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20 Portland, ME Woman


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:06pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Strictly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm basically Tree nymph with a sassy mouth. I love running around the forest barefoot, trailed by cute animals (I wish..) I would say I fall more on the introvert scale, but I enjoy spending time with small groups of people, Feminist fanatic, overly affectionate Russian literature enthusiast, short story writer and general goofball. I try not to take things too seriously, but like to maintain a healthy respect for the important things in life. Humor is paramount to my existence, as well as a passion for learning.
What I’m doing with my life
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I go to school and work at a coffee shop part time, but otherwise I can be found:
-Studying Feminist theory
-Making terrible jokes
- Watching true crime shows with my cat
-Cooking good veggie food
- Quoting Kanye West (only in Kanye jest, of course..)
-Navigating the world of polyamory
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One of my more desirable traits is the ability to make people laugh. I have no problem hamming it up in order to get a few chuckles or to make someone feel more comfortable in a new situation. My sense of humor is a combination of a teenage boy and a philosophy professor. I'm fairly decent at cracking the right jokes at the right time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I laugh at my own jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Crime & Punishment, Notes From Underground, The Purity Myth, The Sexual Politics of Meat, The Second Sex, Surrealist poetry, Beloved, Frankenstein, The Gay Science, The Great Gatsby, Lolita, Wuthering Heights, The Stranger, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Bird by Bird, Writing Down The Bones, Persepolis, The Beauty Myth, Patriarchy As A Conceptual Trap, Siddhartha, The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill A Mockingbird, In Cold Blood, Anything involving Goddess archetypes, The Secret Life of Bees, too many to list......

Movies: Better off Dead, Capitalism: A Love Story, Beetlejuice, Austin Powers, Step Brothers, A Night At The Roxbury, Superstar, Savage Grace, Various art films, The Jerk, White Chicks, Anchorman,

Shows: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, American Horror Story, Taboo, RuPaul's Drag Race, The Office, Beavis & Butthead, Cryptozoic documentaries, Ancient Aliens, Adventure Time, Saturday Night Live, Ghost shows.

Music: Active Child, Ellie Goulding, Marina and the Diamonds, T. Rex, Elvis Costello, Link Wray, DMX, The Notorious B.I.G. Weezer, Foxy Shazam, Florence + The Machine, Gotye, Hot Chip, The Shins, Arcade Fire, Howlin' Wolf, Tori Amos, Michael Jackson, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Kate Bush, Frank Ocean, Daft Punk, Broken Fences, The Weeknd, Lana Del Rey, Lorde.

Food: Indian, Italian and Thai.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books
2. Coffee
3. Music
4. Human interaction
5. Humor
6. Indian food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women, Ideas for short stories, the human condition, Leon Trotsky, new ways to incorporate cheesy pick-up lines into everyday conversation, time, art, Marcel Duchamp, Things that would be made better by adding espresso, pop culture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on a story, cooking, getting tea with friends, watching ridiculously silly movies or some kind of documentary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually kind of shy sometimes. I may want to talk to you but chicken out! If I've visited your profile more than once, you should probably just message me.
You should message me if
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You're down with polyamory. You want to go on cute (platonic or non) dates, have dance parties, share art, discuss aspects of Feminism, exchange recipes or co-write something with me.