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GreenOnions84

29 M Lynchburg, VA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
‎"It's a pleasure for you all to meet me" - Tracy Jordan

ENFJ

I'm a musician, a teacher, a characteristic Libra, and a right-brainer. I like making music, cooking, and all things Autumnal (pumpkin patches, leaves changing).

I like to use this as a way to see who's out there. I'm not seeking a relationship to find "happiness," but rather a person I can share with and confide in.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a music teacher and private lesson instructor, and I recently completed a M.A. degree in Instrumental Conducting, which means I work in an unrelated field by day to pay the bills. I spend my free time playing piano with a local singer/songwriter and my jazz combo Swing Theory, and I am a cast member of Lynchburg's first and only professional improv comedy group, Hill City Social Club.

I spent eight years in Newport News, VA for college and mid-20's shenanigans, but I moved back here four years ago not knowing very many people so that I could be closer to family and start my "professional" life.
I’m really good at
cooking and I try to make time for it as often as possible. Aaaaaand I play piano by ear, so I can probably play your favorite song or at least fake it :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Music the Brain and Ecstasy, Kitchen Confidential, Medium Raw, the Music Lesson, A Whole New Mind.

Movies: Anchorman, Blazin' Saddles, the Boondock Saints, Casablanca, Coming to America, the Departed, Fletch, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Godfather Trilogy, Inception, Memento, Ocean's Eleven, Requiem for a Dream, Wall-E, and Horror films in October!

Television Shows: 30 Rock, No Reservations, HIMYM, Stewart-Colbert, Dexter, Community, Arrested Development, Walking Dead, New Girl, Arrow, Downton Abbey, House of Cards.

Music: Muse is my favorite band in the whole wide world, followed by Keane, Fitz and the Tantrums, and Ben Folds Five. I worship jazz pianists Bill Evans and Dave Brubeck as though they were gods. I'm currently experiencing an Alt-Country phase and have been listening to a lot of the Wild Feathers, Drive-By Truckers, Drew Holcomb and the Neighbors, Sons of Bill, Robert Earl Keen, and Fruition.

I have an unhealthy crush on Lindsey Stirling, Ingrid Michaelson, Sara Bareilles, Brandi Carlile, Zooey Deschanel, Grace Potter, Emily Haines, ZZ Ward, and Sherri DuPree Bemis.

I'm a medium rare foodie who thinks the pig is the noblest of all edible animals.
The six things I could never do without
hearing
my hands and fingers (my livelihood)
family
close network of friends
coffee
oxygen ;)

Here's what I COULD do without:
spiders
non-electronic bills
Jagermeister
fast food restaurants
domestic 'lite' beers
all this snow we've been getting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
barbeque
climate change
the Big Food industry and refined sugars
travel destinations
owning a baby tiger
opening a restaurant
buying a bar and naming it Puzzles...
On a typical Friday night I am
being an extroverted owl. I go to Jimmy's on the James a lot, either to drink or to play piano.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I have a weakness for an attractive pair of legs...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've got your act together, have a plan for the future, and are not afraid to say what's on your mind. I need someone who views their role in a relationship as a partner; who understands that affection doesn't always mean 'lets have sex,' but rather is one of five languages of love that physically embodies the emotional connection one shares for another; who resolves conflict pragmatically rather than passively, or worse, aggressively; a Christian woman who focuses more on Christ's love for humanity than shaming and isolating degenerates, submitting to husbands, and advocating for legislation that reflects the laws of the Old Testament.

I do have a type, and I advocate for the necessity to have high standards when looking for romantic relationships. That said, I'm very open-minded and I try to assess everyone I meet as fairly and objectively as possible based on character and not looks. If I don't message you, it might be because I'm doing that stupid thing where I rate you four or five stars and wait to see if you do it too. Since I don't post selfies of my biceps and my tricked-out car that runs on pure bull shark testosterone, you can imagine the rating game doesn't work out so well for me.