I came from a very small sperm. And, there was this ovum that came from my mom, but I’m pretty sure that I was mostly the sperm part.
I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives.
So, why not start with a bad stuff –
I am impulsive and restless at times, and always like to keep myself busy
I can’t kill a fly
I cry every time I watch Titanic
I stay up way too late way too often
I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door just to make myself laugh.
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink.
I am always the best looking in police line-ups.
I work at being an above average sepller and can correctly pronounce “diction.”
Please also note:
- I'm not looking for sex.
- I'm an independent, single father with full custody of 2 boys. They’ve got a mother … no need for another.
- I don't think I’m better than others ... just different ... oh who am I kidding, I am better
- I have worked hard for my money, I don't need welfare cases ... but if we click ... I will spoil you rotten.
- Just because I prefer 5 star hotels ... that doesn’t mean I can’t camp out under the stars.
- Don't think because I’m wearing a pink shirt in one of the pictures that I’m gay .. I'm just comfortable with myself being a metrosexual mofo
Actually, I don’t want to put too much information on here, because I can only handle one woman at a time.
I am Creative, Impressive, and Undeniable - damn I said I wouldn't do that... your turn