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GreeneyedMary

44 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 26–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hello, and thanks for stopping by. My responses to some of these silly questions are sometimes long because I can't answer what's asked with the (even sillier!) preprogrammed answers. But if you're not too concerned about eye-strain, I'd appreciate you taking the time to read me.
***am adding this here because apparently many people here do not read past the first profile page. So let me save us both some time...if you don't like tall fat chicks, just click off now and have a nice day. I'm 5'9", 280lbs. My clothes are between sizes 20-24. My weight does not define me, but if that's not to your taste, that's great. Just don't waste my time because you didn't read the 2 or 3 other places I put that information. I'm a sexy bbw cougar milf next door, as a younger lover used to say, I don't cringe when I see myself naked in the mirror, and I'm active. If you're brave enough to date me, you just might have a great time.***
Thank you and now back to your regularly scheduled profile.
I'm a single mom with an almost 10 year old high-functioning autistic son. He's wonderful, kind, funny, great with animals and doesn't have a malicious bone in his body, although he can have a wicked sense of humor.
I have a handful of friends...but who doesn't need more friends? : ) And they span the social gamut from rednecks to gay republicans, brewers to drag queens.
I love vegging out as much as I love going to the river or the coast; love travelling.
Like to play, read, cook, shoot (target), try new things.
I enjoy making people happy - often it's so simple to make someone's day better.
I like being a partner, lover and friend. I can't help but notice that when there's someone you care about to share your joys with, the joy is so much greater.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in a super fun place, and I work hard. Im so lucky that I love what I do. I also do home care for seniors with disabilities, some restaurant consulting and pull odd jobs for an ethnic-specialty catering group. I play with my son and am grateful for everyday I can. I will most likely be hard to pin down at first..."free time" is almost an unknown term! But I will make the time for the right person. I'm here because friends and lovers don't usually just fall into your lap, and I've met some interesting people. And I'm just not a quitter. Hope springs eternal!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving, creative solutions and singing in the car. Doing the voices in bedtime stories. Saying "please" and "thank you".
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. My confidence. My BBW body...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read. A lot. Actual books. I have a well-used library card. Lots of fiction of various types, some history, an occasional biography, and cookbooks. Movies- too many to list. Recently enjoyed Blue Jasmine and The Dallas Buyers Club. Love action and martial arts but haven't seen anything new and good in that genre lately. TV show- if I hear about a series I might like, I'll check it out from the library so I can watch the whole thing without commercials or waiting in between to see what happens next. Really enjoyed Boss with Kelsey Grammer. Music - I don't like everything, but a lot. I confess a weakness for 80's hair metal (Dee Snyders syndicated HOH show on Sunday mornings is always fun - besides playing to my weakness for smart, tall marshmallow-bad boys!) Enjoy opera and classical, especially live. But you'll usually find me doing housecleaning karaoke to 80's & 90's stuff :) As far as food - depends on the day and my mood, although I never go wrong with great dim sum or pho. If I didnt have a budget you might find me at the cheese shop in whole foods downtown or the fish market at Uwajimayas. Crave my moms gnocchi in the dead of winter... could eat oysters and dry-aged ribeyes and ripe berries and summer sweet peaches forever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Obviously, you can exist with only food, water, shelter. These are things I would not want to LIVE without. My son. A sense of usefulness. My senses - taste, touch, smell, sound, sight. Intimacy. Books. Music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a better mom...
Who's switching shifts and which events are coming up...
When's the next den meeting?
If Fukushima lets go should we go to Idaho or Montana?
The difficulties of my schedule as it relates to meeting someone to share my life and my love with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a relatively new turn, I now get to spend my Friday nights and most weekends with my son. I spent much of his early childhood working ridiculous corporate chef hours, so this really great. Movies, board games and quality family time. We go on scout trips, we go to OMSI, to parks, rivers, the beach...Might be boring to you, but it's pretty wonderful to me :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I was a better singer...:)
You should message me if
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You're not in a tearing hurry to meet up and jump into bed.
You can be serious, but don't take yourself too seriously. I love to laugh, and I laugh a lot!
If you are a self-sufficient and confident man.
If you enjoy being cared for but don't NEED to be.
I'm nowhere near dark chocolate, but am not vanilla, either. If you understand that statement, and are of a similar mind.
*Note that I am not a paying profiler on OKC mobile app, and as such, cannot just look you up if you've "liked" me. Just say "Hi". I won't bite. Much.