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Greenpaintbomb

47 M Woodinville, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–80
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hiya, I'm mainly just doing this as a way of figuring out myself, by seeing what this crazy thing matches me up to.. Taking a bit of stock on where I'm at and who I've become over time and all that rubbish. That, and I do like the ladies, oh my...

My interests: Photography, art, camping, liberty, sculpting, pottery, fighting Bush, gnosticism, the apocalypse (the proper Nordic one, not that sissy Christian one), and vegetable gardening. Oh, and building windmills from car alternators, I really want to do that soon.

I did up some designs once for CafePress to vent some feelings of impending doom after the 2004 election. http://www.cafepress.com/doomreport is the place.

Oh, and I'm an amatuer chocolatier. Don't believe me? No cranberry peach cremes for you!

I am perceiving, sarcastic, and artistic
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I was doing WAY too much work, but I stopped that because it was just plain stupid.. No company is worth that, unless it's my own. Now, I'm doing more sane hours and trying to reconnect with those around me, and that weird person inside me.

This pretty much involves finding any excuse for vacations I can. Like telling my boss, "Sorry, but my dog farted, I need to take some time off..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning quickly anything thrown at me by that wicked mistress called life.. I do 3d art for a living, I'm pretty decent at that too. Plus, I take snap a mean shot with a camera, if needed.

What I'm reaaaaly good at though is political diatribes that result in blank stares and killing any discussions.. 3 decades of life and I still haven't learned that nobody likes Brainy Smurf..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the Chubby Jesus.

..or was, when my hair was long. Now I'm more like a cross between Gimli and Corey Feldman.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Age of Unreason series, Focault's Pendulum, the Dancer at the End of Time by Moorcock.. What a name.. Moor- well, anyhoo... The Art of Maurice Sendak, that's a personal fave.

Movies: All your mix of geek fair, indie flicks, LoTR, Fight Club, etc. etc.. The one I think I 'connect' with the most though was Lost in Translation. I so know that life.. Oh, and Communion (yes that stupid alien flick with Christopher Walken) scared the sweet holy saints out of me the first time I saw it.. Why, dunno.

Music: I've had the craving for swing for a while now. Really dig the new surf stuff, like Man or Astroman or Red Elvises. Basically it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing! I've got a serious weakness for Danny Kaye as well. He's pretty old though, being dead and all.

Foods: Damn near everything. That shit is addictive!! Thai's the best food on the planet though. But a good bowl of Pho is akin to godliness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, my freedom of thought and voice, thai food, sex (same thing as thai food), love, & my Kubota bx-23 mini backhoe/bulldozer, holy christcakes how can anyone live without one of those babies??
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is my line of work worth the hassle?.. Is there any hope to defeat the neo-cons before they turn America into a corporate controlled theocracy? Will methane emmisions from siberian bogs and offshore deep-sea crystalization deposits swell up and turn Earth into a poisonous furnace? Should I hack my Tivo?

Inquiring minds want to know..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Masturbating.

Oh wait, Friday night?..

Yeah, masturbating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm more horny now than I was in high-school.

Honestly, what's up with that? Damn biological urges.. Where's those robot bodies we were promised??

Oh for the days of yore when horny men could dress up as half-goats and leap naked through the woods in search of lovely farmgirls who just needed the money for college..

Oh, and I like Neal Diamond. Although these 2 things have no relation.. Oh dear god, I really said that?
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