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28 M Albany, NY

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Last Online
Today – 12:57pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English, Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a twenty seven year old slave to the Man at FedEx. From a personality standpoint I've been told I'm trustworthy, witty, deep, intelligent, sarcastic, gruff with a heart of gold and I don't take myself to seriously. I'd say all the above are correct. I'm also very forward and honest----which I was raised to be but I've found it gets me next to nowhere with people. Aw well: live by the sword, die by the sword says I.

So far, being on this site has gotten me absolutely nowhere. I am not sure WHY this is, but it simply just IS.

I am not an activist----political or social. I just simply don't care enough. I'm just a working class schlub trying to get by----apologies if that simply ain't good enough.

I'm a big time sports fan: Football, basketball (college more than NBA), hockey when a network decides to show it, baseball sometimes (going to a game is always better). I also enjoy watching rugby now because my two best buddies play it----which is a source of much ire for me because due to my job, I am unable to participate.

I put "Fit" as my body type because saying "athletic" would imply I'm actually an athlete, which I am not. By "fit" I mean I do in fact lift and have a decent exercise regimen and am rather quite strong, however, my cardiovascular is laughably bad and I shant be nude modeling in this lifetime. I am not a health freak but I take my vitamins every day. If they had "stout" or "stocky" I'd have chosen that----just to clear the air. I'm also short for a man, for this I apologize.

I am very sarcastic and have yet to learn that it does not come across well anywhere other than speaking in person---and even then I don't know when to stop sometimes.

My last two serious romances blew up so badly in my face I'm surprised I don't resemble Freddy friggin' Krueger. It sucked, still sucks, will always suck----please don't be a big bag of crazy.

I don't make a whole ton of money, at all, So if you're looking for that then move right along honey. However despite my meager financial straights---I won't skimp on the bill. The man should pay.

I'm a UAlbany grad with my BA in English Lit and I'm so proud of attending that fine institution that the diploma proudly resides in my sock drawer. I know English Lit won't land me a prize job but it's what I enjoyed. I'm not a stickler for grammar but a working knowledge of the human vocabulary and vernacular is required; this means you must never use the word "conversate" around me or "axe" me a question.

Overall I'm just down for good company that can make me laugh and hold a stimulating conversation with. I admire a woman with a sharp mind and some imagination.
What I’m doing with my life
Whenever I describe what I do for a living I find I die a little inside. I'm just trying to get by and hopefully stumble into something that makes me realize life ain't so bad after all. I'm not without ambition----only without the means to achieve such goals. I'm always on a quest to try and better myself.
I’m really good at
Much as I hate where I work, I kick ass at the job because I have a silly and unwavering sense of doing ones duty and not being a wuss. I'm also a good conversationalist, friend and player of playstation. I'm an aspiring writer and think I'm pretty damn good at it---I just recently made a resolution to try and write something every day whether it be long or short, masterpiece or piece of shit. I love to grill and am trying to better my culinary skills because Gordon Ramsay is my spirit guide. I can also drink a 5th of gin when the mood calls for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My non amateurish tattoos, my expertly trimmed facial hair and my boss calf muscles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'll go by authors I enjoy though it hardly scratches the surface----Hemingway, McCarthy, London, Faulkner, Fitzgerald, Bradbury, Shakespeare, George RR Martin (best known for Game of Thrones but has been around since the 70's).

Movies: Also hardly scratching the surface----LOTR, Goodfellas, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Crow, Blade Runner, Step Brothers, Dumb and Dumber, Dazed and Confused.

Shows: Seinfeld, The Shield, Game of Thrones, Justified, True Blood, The Sporanos, anything where Gordon Ramsay is yelling at people.

Music: Pantera, Metallica, Tom Waits, Roy Orbison, Willie Nelson, The Roots----My taste is eclectic.

Food: Seafood, BBQ, Italian, Baked goods.
The six things I could never do without
1.) My playstation
2.) Music
3.) Books
4.) Good strong spirits and eats
5.) my dog
6.) my imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life and my place in the great, enveloping cosmic dark.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either my buddies or home reading/drinkin'/playing playstation/laying around with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am terrified of spiders----terrified. Lightning too----terrified of it. And I like watching True Blood and listening to Sugar Ray---they are the guiltiest of all my guilty pleasures.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like good company and people who are down to earth, real, won't bullshit you and can converse. I don't claim to be perfect---but I try to be as good a person as I can muster.