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38 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 29
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First impressions should be made in person, but unfortunately it now starts from this paragraph. I'm originally from Baltimore, MD (um....the good part). My parents have been married for over 35 years and I hope to experience the same love and respect that they have for one another. I am ready to meet the girl that makes me realize it doesn't matter what I'm doing, as long as I'm doing it with her. I love dogs, playing golf, watching football and I absolutely love to make people laugh. There's nothing like it in the world. (Don't worry, this profile is not an attempt to make you laugh; otherwise I failed horribly.).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just travelled throughout Europe and it taught me so much about what life has to offer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes or my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV - Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Homeland, Justified, Nurse Jackie
Movies - 70s classics (And Justice For All, Dog Day Afternoon, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Next)
Classic 80s comedies (Spies Like Us, Fletch, Caddyshack, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
Randoms like The Usual Suspects, Memento, Inception, Fight Club, Step Brothers, Swingers, Little Miss Sunshine, and Dark Night Trilogy
Music - Classics like Beatles, Stones, Elton John, Billy Joel, Cat Stevens and recents like Vampire Weekend, Mumford and Sons, Fun and Macklemore
Books - The Kite Runner, Like Water for Elephants, anything by David Baldacci, John Grisham, James Patterson, Dickens, Twain, Melville, Are You My Mother?
Food - I'm pretty open to all types of food as long as it has no chance of walking off the plate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I haven't gone long without oxygen, but I don't think that's what they mean. Family, friends, good music, coffee, football and soap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
anything and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or relaxing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I saw Milli Vanilli in concert. Yep, yep, yep.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If my profile piques your curiosity, if you are looking to take things beyond this site and if you like to laugh.