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GregimusMaximus

23 Round Rock, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to have an elaborate story here. Instead, I'll share less information as I feel learning about one another should be earned, not given.

However, I'll give my name. My name's Greg, in case you didn't get the context clues in the username.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work, I make pointed remarks, I drink, I eat, I sleep, pretty average stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hahahahahaha. That's actually funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll keep this brief with a favorite of each group:
Movie: Inception
Book: The Bro Code
Show: Gotham
Musical Artist: M83
Food: Tacos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question warrants no answer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Patrick Bateman would do, flash floods, batcave renovations, pterodactyls, and when Anchorman 3 is gonna come out?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's 7 days in a week, why the hell should Friday be any different than any other day?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'll probably message you, based off my math (which is spot on), I have about a 8% message back and forth rate, so it's not likely I'll receive a response. I've had this for about a year and a half, and don't have much positive results. So if you'd like to twist the knife, fire away, I'm open to answer anything.

And I'm sure some of you are turned off that casual sex is listed. Well to be perfectly honest, a lot of people put long term dating on here and they never seem to actually want that. The idea sounds nice, but the execution is missing. I'm being blatantly honest. If sex is offered, and I'm game, I'll pursue.

I'm an honest person, with a cynical, cheerful, confident, clever demeanor with an unfiltered sense of humor. I'm actually a gentleman and a delight, but when you get take advantage of often like me, you start to push that aside for a more venomous, vigorous side. Tread carefully.

Cheers.