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GregimusMaximus

23 Round Rock, TX Man

Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to have an elaborate story here. Instead, I'll share less information as I feel learning about one another should be earned, not given.

However, I'll give my name. My name's Greg, in case you didn't get the context clues in the username.

Also if you go ahead and skip below, you'll see my honest thoughts and feelings. As contrary to most, I'm pretty unfiltered when it comes to what I'm thinking. But if you feel like "reading", be my guest and continue on through all sections, maybe you'll learn something.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work, I make hilarious remarks, I drink, I eat, I sleep, pretty average stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I do some stuff and it could be accompanied by some things. But wait! There's more......
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll keep this brief with a favorite of each group:
Movie: Inception
Book: The Bro Code
Show: Gotham
Musical Artist: M83
Food: Tacos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What others actually think about that's not in this conveniently placed box.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It certainly varies!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'll probably message you, based off my math (which is spot on), I have about a 8% message back and forth rate, so it's not likely I'll receive a response. I've had this for about a year and a half, and don't have much positive results. So if you'd like to twist the knife, fire away, I'm open to answer anything.

I'm an honest person, with a cynical, cheerful, confident, clever demeanor with an unfiltered sense of humor. I'm actually a gentleman and a delight, but when you get take advantage of often like me, you start to push that aside for a more venomous, vigorous side. Tread carefully.

Cheers.