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GregimusMaximus

22 M Round Rock, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
If you'd like to know my story, don't be afraid to open the book.

But in a short summary: it's full of suits, memorizing 95% of everything I observe, random sets of push-ups, and trying to make the odds ever in my favor. Sports and comedic observations are also stand outs in my life.

Side note: I know I probably look like a tool for taking self shots with a mirror.. I'm not constantly presented with outlandish photo opportunities , so self shots is what I produce. Just thought I'd give my reasoning for it since there's constantly a dislike for it. But if you can see me and my physical appearance and I'm not overdoing it.. Should it really matter?
What I’m doing with my life
Graduated college in winter 2012.. Received a degree in Criminal Justice.. Would like to be a police officer or some sort of detective/investigator.
When I'm free, I'm kind of like everyone else... I drink on occasion ( mainly whiskey), hang out with my good friends, dominate trivia, become "the joke maker", and if my Stars, Rangers, Longhorns are on... I wear my fanhood on my sleeve like a champ.
I’m really good at
Trivia (pop culture, sports, history, etc)
Making people die of laughter, certain kinds of games, I'm an okay cook, and I'm good at reading people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, slim body type, my mild awkwardness, or my lighthearted demeanor. Take your pick? I don't think I give a negative impression though, I try to be as pleasant and courteous always.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Hunger Games, Ender's Game, it's a long list.
Movies- Dark Knight Trilogy, Inception, Indiana Jones, Bond movies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, etc.
Shows- Walking Dead, Justified, Hell's Kitchen, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Seinfeld, Star Trek, Mad Men, etc.
Music- Anything with a fast tempo. But for reference: M83, Fitz and the Tantrums, U2, The Police, Daft Punk, and much more.
Food- Italian, Tex-Mex, anything that's universally awesome.
Starbucks also takes my money frequently, but it jump starts my day so it's a necessary evil.
The six things I could never do without
I think I'm okay with whatever I'm given.. I'm like MacGyver, I'll make things work.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, the lives of others, time travel, comedy routines that could get me a late night show, and how many people would buy it if I said I was Bruce Wayne. 100%?
On a typical Friday night I am
It can vary.. I could be playing Just Dance or going out to eat or perhaps indulging in a good movie (or laughing at a bad one).

I drink occasionally, but not too often. To make this like a dos Equis commercial: I don't always drink, but when I do I prefer whiskey. Stay classy, San Diego.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a strong swimmer, that's probably about it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If any of what you see on this app dazzles, amuses, or intrigues you. No harm in starting a conversation, right?

Bonus points for girls into hockey, terrible puns, girls who are near my height (6'2), cinematic adventurers, and girls who can appreciate humor. If you're into one or more of these, we've definitely got a starting point if not more.