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25 M Allen Park, MI

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm Greg, I'm 25 and you already have figured this out based on my username - good on you!

I'm loud and proud! I always have something to say about something and there is hardly a time where I'm silent. My Dad was a storyteller and I guess I am too. Everything is a sarcastic joke or an exaggeration to me. I take the moral high ground and you really have to be a horrible person for me to not like you.

I like going fast and I take ton of pride in the work I do. I've been working for cash landscaping for six years now, this being the seventh. In the winter I do snow removal. I'm my bosses right hand man and the loyalty runs deep. You can't talk to me without mentioning him because even though my Dad lives in the basement, that guy is pretty much the man who shaped who I am now - and I'm glad because hes a stand up guy like myself!

I used to be the shy and awkward kid back in grade school, retreating back home to avoid socializing. Now I can talk to just about anyone given the chance, but I'm still pretty introverted. Large groups just aren't my thing, I just feel like all eyes are on me at times, even if that isn't the case.

I tell it like it is, I'm honest and I'll speak my mind everytime. People have called it refreshing yet on the flip side have called me an asshole with a big mouth. Take it or leave it, I'm here to stay and spread the word .... of what I don't know what.

Kids these days with their "Straight edge" terms and crap. Personally I don't do drugs, I won't try shit, drinking is a rarity. Two six packs of something sugary will last me a month. I drink fruity girly drinks and stuff, flavored vodka. Not a big beer drinker.

I'm vulgar as fucking hell. That too. I've offended people by how much I swear, but of course they never tell me until *after* the fact. Jee thanks.

Also the key component of my free time goes to my games. I have a gaming computer that I've maintained for years now, slowly upgrading it and I manage an outfit for Planetside 2, but its really small and more so just a loose group of friends on the internet. We play everything that is coop or a FPS together, with Mumble for high quality voice chat. Really big into Planetside by the way, here I'll show you some random irrelevant pictures!
What I’m doing with my life
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In the summer my day starts with waking up early at 6am, eating bagels and cream cheese and watching either car crash videos on Reddit, Starcraft 2 matches, or Planetside youtube videos.

I work typically until around 4pm, sometimes six to seven on longer landscape days, then I come home to just game until its time to go to bed at 11-12.

In the winter my free time wildly varies as I'm on call to be the sidewalk guy, run a plow, or salt lots. I work shifts that are as long as needed, so it might be six to eight hours of work, I might be gone for two day solid.

I don't make a ton of money so if you are seriously wondering, its just enough to sustain myself and pay some rent to my family in return for the roof over my head. Its pretty civil here and we all pitch in. Realistically for working for cash, I'm living a pretty comfortable life, but I haven't tried to move out more than once... which that was someone I was DATING but hell, another story there in itself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Weed whipping
Pulling a trailer
Slaughtering thousands of virtual soldiers
Planting hastas
Figuring out how much time it'll take to DO THINGS
Always being five minutes late consistently
Explaining things in too much detail....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've heard it a thousand times. I get comments about how skinny I am and my beard ALL THE TIME. Its like telling a short girl shes short, same deal.

Some people notice my eyes which on my license read blue... but they are some sort of blue-gray-green shit going on. I don't know, don't make eye contact you'll be there a while.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can eat bagels for breakfast almost anytime, generic cheap Meijer bagels most of the time.

Back to the Future was one of my all time favorite movies. I like 80s music.

I listen to a lot of alternative rock / metal shit. Disturbed, Breaking Benjamin, Shindown, System of a Down. That and older rock stuff like Metallica, Ozzy, Megadeath and what not.

I've watched Big Brother for sixteen years counting this one.
Walking Dead is great, and I finished Breaking Bad. Yet to see Game of Thrones though. I don't have Netflix and don't plan to, I just torrent shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Self improvement. I'm not perfect and I know my flaws, but it brings me a lot of pride to actually see relative change in how I act and handle people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep. No but seriously, is Friday supposed to be special or something? I'm sorry but Saturday night is where its at for me, weekend memories!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'm a guy in his 20s with stories that you wouldn't even believe.

Uhhhh. Lets see, you want dirt? I range from wildly confident and brazen to completely filled with social anxiety. At face value you get a different person at times.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Look I like to talk, so if I clearly show a positive interest in ya, I'm going to try and talk to you - got it?! Its the crux of any friendship, relationship or communication I want to have. If you can't keep up then sorry, it won't work out.

If you're a confident lady give me a shout, because I really am a stronger personality than most people are used to, so I overpower people who are just sort of... wet noodles.

Be punctual.