I have two rescue pups, Buddy and Weebles. Weebles is a paraplegic, but don't tell him. I haven't.
I have a number of tattoos and ideally you should too. Not a deal breaker if you don't. I look like my pics, not catfishing or s.i.f.-ing... I won't ask for nudies, nor will I take a shirtless pic in front of my car. I don't have abs haha. I talk with my hands. Not sign language, just very gesticulate. I quote movies sometimes. Like this: "I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Yeah... Turns out I was just really bored". If you know that quote without googling it, you win. I'm a smartass, can be sarcastic, and usually have a line at the ready. Or I try to at least. Whatever works.
3. Lakes, rivers, water
4. Forrest Gump
The first guy to do this... "I'M SO HUNGRY! I'M EATING THE NEXT THING THAT POPS OUT THAT BIRD! .......... AND THEN MOST LIKELY THE BIRD!!!!!
I'm sure it was an uncle of mine.
- Brandon Boyd
Incessantly walking in circles.
Skipping in reverse.
Doing whatever you're doing. But from afar, like a super weirdo. Naw mean.
That feels good. You know, to be able to breathe again. Coming out of the Bone Thugs closet is never an easy thing to do.
If you want to get crazy stupid dope fresh like dem hot boys.
If your chain hang low.
If you miss George Carlin, Chris Farley, Nate Dogg and/or Michael Jackson.
If you've ever woke up in that new Bugatti.
Message me if you like all music, are funny, and not stuck up. Tattoos work too. I'm a huge Incubus and Deftones fan, so points if you are too. I'll know if you are lying lmao. Also:
As I Lay Dying
Dance Gavin Dance
Panic! At the Disco (A fever...)
Animals As Leaders
Built To Spill
Creedence Clearwater Revival
A Perfect circle
Minus The Bear
See You Next Tuesday
the list goes on... I could literally give 50 more examples lol