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My self-summary
If you 'like' me send a msg. I'm not paying to unblur faces. I'll take it from there.

I have two rescue pups, Buddy and Weebles. Weebles is a paraplegic, but don't tell him. I haven't.

I have a number of tattoos and ideally you should too. Not a deal breaker if you don't. I look like my pics, not catfishing or s.i.f.-ing... I won't ask for nudies, nor will I take a shirtless pic in front of my car. I don't have abs haha. I talk with my hands. Not sign language, just very gesticulate. I quote movies sometimes. Like this: "I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Yeah... Turns out I was just really bored". If you know that quote without googling it, you win. I'm a smartass, can be sarcastic, and usually have a line at the ready. Or I try to at least. Whatever works.
What I’m doing with my life
Honestly, since the military I've just been enjoying life. I'm by no means a super serious person, take it day by day. I have plans and a future, but I'll save that for a chat.
I’m really good at
Having fun. I will make you laugh...hopefully. And sneezing no less than five times in a row. I can be over honest, not rude, but maybe way too forth coming about certain things. I've been called the most genuine person ever, which can be a gift and a curse. Life is funny. Can't help but laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Your father noticed the tattoos, hated me till I made him laugh. Me and your mom have been cool from the start, nothing weird, we just vibe. I also have the ability to get along with any human on earth. It's true.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a zombie nerd kinda, so Max Brooks is always fun. I like apocalyptic type stuff. I usually channel surf. I help out with my year old nephew, so Ive been squarepantsing and getting my dora on. I need to brush up on my spanish, so it's cool.
The six things I could never do without
1. Guitar
2. Laughing
3. Lakes, rivers, water
4. Forrest Gump
5. Tattoos
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Schtuff. There should be a love button. I "like" this song, BUT THIS SONG!!! I love it. NO BUTTON. What is deal.


I'm sure it was an uncle of mine.
On a typical Friday night I am
"Its time to let your hair down, and give yourself permission. It takes courage and control, but you start by letting go."
- Brandon Boyd

Incessantly walking in circles.
Skipping in reverse.
Doing whatever you're doing. But from afar, like a super weirdo. Naw mean.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ok. Here it goes. I am, and have been, a lifetime fan of Bone Thugs & Harmony. I've followed them individually when they broke up, too.

That feels good. You know, to be able to breathe again. Coming out of the Bone Thugs closet is never an easy thing to do.

You should message me if
If you want to sing Panic at the disco loudly with me over beers.
If you want to get crazy stupid dope fresh like dem hot boys.
If your chain hang low.
If you miss George Carlin, Chris Farley, Nate Dogg and/or Michael Jackson.
If you've ever woke up in that new Bugatti.
Message me if you like all music, are funny, and not stuck up. Tattoos work too. I'm a huge Incubus and Deftones fan, so points if you are too. I'll know if you are lying lmao. Also:
Flux Pavillion
As I Lay Dying
Postal Service
Johnny Craig
Dance Gavin Dance
Panic! At the Disco (A fever...)
Animals As Leaders
Brand New
Built To Spill
Modest Mouse
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Team Sleep
Anthony Green
Some Skrillex
Brandon Boyd
Pat Benatar
A Perfect circle
Minus The Bear
See You Next Tuesday
the list goes on... I could literally give 50 more examples lol