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GreyPoirot

22 F Cupertino, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:05pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Perhaps my most notorious quality is that my opinion of myself is not dependent on the opinions of others. I speak my mind, do what I please, and seek my own type of happiness. This means that I am comfortable with any topic, have very few limitations or fears, and am rather eccentric. I have an affinity for light fixtures, tutus, and pocket watches, but can usually be found wearing pajamas, with the lights off, oblivious to time and the world around me, lost in some thought or project.

I love to learn, particularly about folklore, language, art, and instruments. Though I generally function on a more logical level, my interests tend to focus more on humanities than sciences. I value the English language, in all its grammatical wonder, and one day hope to read the entirety of an unabridged dictionary. My sense of humor varies from dry and sarcastic to vulgar and outlandish, yet most would describe me as entertaining despite, or because of, my blunt nature.

Due to my schedule and general disinterest in the bar scene, I have chosen to join OkC. I would like to get to know people who are equally excited by knowledge, have a decent sense of humor, and can snuggle with the best of them. I appreciate those who embrace their quirks, align success with happiness, and manage to have some semblance of stability (mental, physical, and financial) in their lives. Those who have passion, and a desire to explore (even from the safety of their own homes) are refreshing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I am taking a time-out from real life to tackle the personal and the profound, which seemed like a cool way to say I've been having health problems. I've recently completed the CIDESCO program in SF, and will be testing for my license in the fall. Usually, I'm full-time student at UW-Madison, majoring in communication arts, linguistics, and women's studies. I intend to seek my PhD in psychology once I have completed my bachelors. Eventually, I hope to be a sexual health educator, "Talk Sex with Sue"- style. I have two dogs, a German Shepherd and a Pit mix, who are wonderful, usually. I have a lot of interests, projects, and goals that tend to keep me busy. My latest adventures are trapeze class, a new sewing machine, and gardening (though keeping plants alive proves challenging).

My life is often a conflict of interests, personality traits, and general disorder, but good things can be born from chaos, though those are two different kinds of chaos (I'm a folklore nut).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting time and making messes. I'm a highly artistic individual with too much on the brain. I often start one thing, then think of another amazing thing, put the original idea on hold while I facilitate the next, and so on.

I'm also fabulous at embarrassing people, having no shame, and speaking louder than I realize.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Generally, my appearance, as it changes fairly often. I have a unique sense of style (in a good way) which can be of note. My eyes, legs, piercings, and hair tend to be my most comment-worthy features.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorites are a difficult thing to establish, I find, as there's so many amazing things in the world. This list is simply what comes to mind; it is in no way complete.

Books: Jane Eyre, The Gashlycrumb Tinies, The Graveyard Book, Postmortal, coloring books.

Movies: Dot the i, Dirty Dancing, Amelie, The Baxter, Brick, The Fifth Element, The Orphanage, Nosferatu, Wallace and Gromit, Death at a Funeral (the original British version).

Shows: Doctor Who, Poirot, Sherlock, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Modern Family, Masterpiece Mystery!, Dexter, American Horror Story, Frasier, Jekyll.

Music: Amanda Palmer/The Dresden Dolls, Jason Webley, Placebo, Tori Amos, Hall and Oates, The New Pornographers, Zoe Keating, Fever Ray, Modest Mouse, Dredg, Alkaline Trio, Klaus Nomi.

Food: New Haven pizza, Smartfood white cheddar popcorn, pineapple, pomegranate, cantaloupe, cookie dough, milk, salt, peanut satay, bacon, french toast.

Artists: Bosch, Edward Gorey, Andy Goldsworthy, Andres Serrano, LaVonne Sallee.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My dogs. Yes, there's two of them, but I'm counting them as one so that I may have more items.
2) Art supplies. Also plural. I'm cheating. I know.
3) The internet and a method by which to access it.
4) An unabridged English dictionary.
5) The basics: food, water, shelter, air.
6) An endless supply of Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn. Not kidding.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, and nothing. My mind wanders regularly to thoughts like, "Who first put macaroni on pizza?", "Where's my personal jet?", "Why can't I wake up as a boy for just one day?", and "Who really let those dogs out?!". I'm a very visual thinker, and will occasionally laugh at my own thoughts. Things can get ridiculous.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at home with the dogs. I'm more of a homebody, but will happily attend a movie, show, concert, or evening out with the right company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not secretive. Ask and I shall answer. That said, our first dialogue should not begin with, "what is the state of your pubic hair?". Have some class.

I do feel obligated to share something, so here it goes. A film I made when I was 11 was in a film festival. I'm still so embarrassed that, should I ever view it again, I will plug my ears through the entire 60 seconds of torture, just as I have done every other time. I'm only more embarrassed by the fact that some people "in the industry" speak to me as an equal. Really, I'm not.
You should message me if
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You're an interesting individual who shares common interests, and is able to to teach me something. You've read my profile, and contemplated if, based on the information there, we seem compatible.

It seems that my profile did not make it abundantly clear how important the English language is to me. If you are incapable of spelling properly, or making use of spell check, we have nothing to discuss. A basic grasp of grammar is also required for a response.

Finally, I will likely mock and insult you if you cannot follow my previous requests. They're simple requests, yet rarely fulfilled. I hope my blunt presentation doesn't deter those I'd enjoy hearing from; however, I have grown tired of messages that completely waste my time.