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  • Ages 18–26
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My details

Last online
Jul 2
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
My self-summary
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I am inspired by film and music, and Love drawing with what that inspiration brings. I like to remain more of a kid at heart rather than being a boring asshole.

I can be insecure, but aren't we all. I am terrible with math but I've been told I draw very well.

I don't always think of myself as talented or smart, but when I get shit right I get shit right.

I like video games, just like any guy only I have an unhealthy addiction to it.

Hopefully you will read my walls of text and become willing to talk to me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now? Working a shitty job at Kroger (a retail store).

I pray for the day that the company burns to the ground (not really, I like having a job).

I am writing stories, mostly comic books. I enjoy drawing a lot and I've been told numerous times that I have a knack for it.

I plan to go to college, but going to college for art just feels like a waste of time. I already have a decent amount of 'self taught' experience so I just need to keep with it.

Art is also just a very impractical way of getting a job, I would rather be a free lance artist than waste my money on college and expect to not be in absolute debt.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, making people laugh, being a cynical shit head for the hell of it, not giving a fuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have the personality of Eeyore (mostly when I am working).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TL;DR: I like movies a lot.

I am really into movies as a medium, I absolutely love a well lit and well shot movie because I realize what goes on behind the camera.

Some of my all time favorite movies are: Blade Runner, Drive, Terminator 2, Office Space, Full Metal Jacket, Spirited Away, Evil Dead 2, Alien, John Carpenter's The Thing, and Hot Fuzz.

Books? well I don't read as much as I should, Probably because I am just too lazy to bother. I am a pretty big fan of Stephen King even though I have barley touched most of his work. I also really Like Comic Books, such as:

Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Batman: Year One, Infinity Gauntlet.

I really need to read more, it's pretty embarrassing as someone who likes to draw.

I don't watch as much TV as I used to when I was younger, but some of my all time favorites are:

Cowboy Bebop (probably my most favorite thing EVER), Breaking Bad, Tri Gun, Louie, The Twilight Zone (not that shitty reboot), Yu Yu Hakusho, Ren And Stimpy, Full Metal Alchemist: Brother Hood, and Archer.

Who doesn't love music? If you don't like music, then you probably don't like being happy! Just kidding, I love you all even if you have no soul.

My favorite artists: Rush, Iron Maiden, Amon Tobin, Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Hybrid, NIN, Way Out West, Judas Priest, The Seat Belts, Solar Fields, Brain Eno, Daft Punk, Tangerine Dream, Tesla Boy, and a lot of shit from the 80's.

Food is food, I will eat a lot of stuff because I like to try new things.

Chinese food and Italian food are probably the most interesting types of food to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Music and the ability to hear.
- Movies
- Family
- Vidya Games
- Drawing
- My PC
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a good deal of time thinking about when I will die, and at that point how different will my life be at such an old age.

Everything that I have experienced will die, as if the whole universe ceases to exist just because I am not present.

I am an atheist, but I am not one to say what happens when you die.

Probably nothing, I really think we can't accept that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on the computer, probably doing something semi productive. I am a night person so I'll be up at 7 am doing a bunch of shit sometimes.

Most Fridays though, I am working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have social anxiety.

I have never had a girlfriend, but I don't really get bothered by this. I realize I am pretty young and have years ahead of me for a real relationship.
You should message me if
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We have some common interests, want to talk and get to know each other as friends.