Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Greysummer66

48 M Ashburn, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Hi! Welcome to the show! See the amazing compassionate male! Amaze... as he devotes himself to raising his 12 year old daughter! (she lives with her mom) Watch... as he finds it difficult to lie! Laugh... when he cracks wise! Thrill... to his geeky/nerdy interests! Comic books! Batman! Science Fiction and Non-Fiction Books! Music! Movies! Podcasts! Stand Up Comedy! Astound... at his cooking! Disbelieve... at his desire to shop with you! Purr... when he kisses and cuddles with you!

Ok, enough of that. Here is some random stuff.

I love garlic.
I love to kiss, make out, hold hands, all that good PG rated physical affection stuff.
I like to be barefoot, indoors at least.
I don't eat seafood but, you go ahead and enjoy that cod.
My best vacation was to Disney World and Universal Studios.
I care a lot about my fellow Terrans.
My favorite item of clothing is my kilt.
I an find of candles.
I have a large action figure collection.
My DVDs are organized by genre, director, or actor.
I was a professional puppeteer for five years.
My favorite Disney princess used to be Ariel. Now it's Leia.
I like to go to comic book conventions, the Small Press Expo, the Maryland Renaissance Festival, and the Maryland Fairy Festival.
I am a fantastic listener.
I can keep a secret.
I am legally separated.
I have a condo and a car.
What I’m doing with my life
Making sure that my daughter becomes the best person she can be and working.
I’m really good at
Making a joke, singing, caring about my fellow humans, cooking, understanding, accepting, listening (not just waiting to talk), seeing both sides of a discussion, seeing in the dark, guessing which OKC ladies like dogs and which ones like cats, and I've been told I'm a good dad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books
Currently reading "I Want My MTV"
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Born Standing Up by Steve Martin
Chuck Amuck by Chuck Jones
The Princess Bride by William Goldman
Comic books and graphic novels

Favorite Movies
Fight Club
The Blues Brothers
The Usual Suspects
Brazil
Se7en
Young Frankenstein
The Big Lebowski
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Pulp Fiction
Blade Runner
The Terminator Series
Most Batman Movies
Clerks
And lots more. I have many DVDs.

Favorite TV Shows
Mythbusters
The Venture Brothers
Looney Tunes
Robot Chicken
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Sherlock
Doctor Who

Favorite Music
Rock N' Roll
Old School RnB/Motown
New Wave/Punk
Billy Joel
The Police
Sting
Crowded House
The Who
The Beatles
Talking Heads
And lots more. I have lots of music on iTunes.

Favorite Food
Mexican
Thai
Chinese
Italian
Burgers
Pizza
BBQ Beef Brisket

*BONUS*

Favorite Podcasts
Doug Benson's Doug Loves Movies
Marc Maron's WTF
Comedy Film Nerds
Greg Proops' The Smartest Man in the World
Risk
Comedy Bang Bang
Kevin Pollack's Chat Show
Dan Harmon's Harmontown
The six things I could never do without
My daughter
Music
Movies
Books
My Mac/Iphone
Sex (at least I'm honest)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. My brain never stops.

These are my real thoughts.
Instagram and Photoshop should be banned from profile photos.

Patterned stockings or pantyhose are very sexy.

We should describe our skin color using the colors in the 96 count box of Crayola Crayons. I'm peach. Snooki is burnt orange.

Everyone on a dating site should have to post a "just woke up" photo.

I never knew so many women liked to hike, take trapeze lessons, run in the mud, or pet jungle cats.

These are jokes. (Well, I think they are)

A lot of women on OKC want a man with a dry sense of humor. Is there anyone with a wet sense if humor?

If you butt dial your FWB, is that a booty booty call?

Do they make braille maps for boxes of chocolates?

If the moving water of a river can rub a stone smooth, why do I have to clean my shower?

What are the three milks in Tres Leches cake? Cow, goat, and beaver? Soy, almond, and coconut? 2%, chocolate, and human?

People should make a sound like a squeaky toy when you perform CPR on them.

They say that the world is your oyster. What if you don't like oysters?

I think the OKC Staff Robot is lying when he/she/it tells me that they still loves me. He/She/It is pretty cute. Like an Alka Seltzer tablet on a marshmallow. Kinda like Eve from Wall-E, but Eve is sexier.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending time with my daughter or reading books/watching movies/watching stuff online or being taunted by the OKC Staff Robot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is I'm afraid of my daughter not being in my life. Sappy but, true.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 38–58
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You are honest.
You find me physically and mentally attractive.
You share some of my interests.
You would like to chat a bit and see if you would like to meet in real life or get right to the meeting in person.
You put as much or more into a relationship as you put into anything else in your life.
You do not have or want any pets.
You believe that every human being is equal. No matter their gender, color, religion, sexual orientation, age, looks, location, etc.
Did I mention the honest part?