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35 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Papyrus in the streets, Comic Sans in the sheets.

Rock climbing.

My dogs.

Illustration and graphic design.

Comedy, Comedy, Comedy.


Books and comics.

My Myers-Briggs personality type is: Cool Dude.

Now you know every single thing about me!

One weekend I'll be out in the mountains climbing and camping, the next I'll be at home cooking and watching bad movies.

I am a big nerd who has too many interests outside of games and comics to fit in with gamers. The other (arguably bigger part of my life) is climbing and psychical activity, which makes meeting the right people difficult. There isn't a lot of cross over between my climbing and gaming friends.

I want someone funny, active, and clever!

I very much believe that you should be VERY picky with who you are in a relationship with. I don't think you should choose someone who only shares a fraction of your interests or lifestyle choices. That never makes anyone happy.
A wise man once said:
"Women like three things: Men in kilts, Southern Comfort, and Chris Isaac's 'Wicked Game'."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going back to school for phrenology.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tokyo drifting through life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My heart is wild, and my bones are steam.


My tattoos and that I'm covered in dog/cat hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Magnolia, Amelie, (Wes Anderson's everything), Looper, Eternal Sunshine, I <3 Huckabees, The Men Who Stare At Goats, Brazil, Wet Hot American Summer.

I also have an unreasonable love for bad movies. Kirsten Dunst's UPSIDE DOWN was the worst thing I saw last year. It was truly a masterpiece.
Books: City of Thieves, 100 Years of Solitude, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Diamond Age, Name of the Wind, The Historian, Game of Thrones, oddly I am not a huge fantasy fan, but the last few novels I read were all fantasy recommendations. Weird.
Comics: Unwritten, Sex Criminals, Chew, Saga, Sweet Tooth, Lucifer, Sandman, Powers, Starman, Yotsuba!, Hawkeye, The Manhattan Projects, anything by Grant Morrison.
Shows: Arrested Development, The State, Childrens Hospital, anything David Wain, Orange Is The New Black, The Americans, Game of Thrones, Justified, Breaking Bad, Dexter(never mind, this show got terrible), 6 Feet Under, Parks and Rec, Mindy Project, Community(do I even like this?), Archer, Venture Brothers, Bob's Burgers, Clone High. I'm finally watching the Wire, so everyone can shut up about that. Yeh that's right, I watched all of Gossip Girl before The Wire.......chew on that.

I just watched all of Deadwood for the first time...oh my god, that show is fucking amazing!!
Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, Radical Face, Joanna Newsom, Cat Power, Sunset Rubdown, Wolf Parade, Animal Collective, Phosphorescent, Phantogram, Chvrches, Bastille, The Rentals (7 More Minutes), Metric, The xx, Portishead, Why?, Lana Del Rey, anything Elephant 6, and every other band I love.
Food: Burritos, Migas, Whiskey, Pumpkin anything, fresh baked cookies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Model trains & toy Gandalfs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm amazed that women even bother dating someone who isn't Joseph Gordon Levitt.


I want to write questions for OkCupid, I think I'd be good at it:

"Would you ever kiss a ghost?"

"How many dates before you told your partner you owned a trumpet?"

"During sex would you ever send a fax?"

"Do you think overweight people should be able to vote?"

"Would you be willing to change your Facebook status if your partner asked you to?"

I could help so many people find love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm single and unwilling to mingle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm two kids wearing a trench coat.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are Philomena Cunk.


You don't want to go dancing, sing karaoke, have kids or shoot guns.


You aren't "in a weird place."