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GriftyMcGriften

33 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in that spot where I am being pulled in various directions. playIng lots of music, waiting tables, having fun, rock climbing, and living life in the mean time. I am the real TimTron. Okstupid wouldn't let me use Grifty McGrift as my name. This is the closest I could get. Its a Simpson's reference. I should have tried for maxpower. Otherwise..... I am an old soul, with a very strong Native American cultural outlook. I am an avid rock climber. I am an active person who likes to keep my hands busy.

Update: I will have this summer off from school and I graduate in january. The following summer I will produce a documentary about the Appalachian trail, it's conservation, and culminating with rock climbing at 'the new', in WV. We're gonna hike there, climb it, an film that shit. So lots of research planning and grant writing. Its a very exciting time for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"That's your first question?? I thought this was supposed to be a puff piece?!?"

MSP major @ temple university.
Slip slapping' flim flams.
Free-soloing buildings.
Searching
Training for climbing competitions
Producing Documentaries

Trying to figure out my next step. Playing lots of music.

Being the change I want to inspire in others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock climbing. Playing bass. Defeating the purpose. snuggling. Crossword puzzles. Making soup. Making omelets too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would hope my handsomeness. That I'm covered in chalk?? Really though, it should be the lethal potentiality of my Chi energy. Also I'm pretty witty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kurt Vonnegut. Irvine Welsh. Cormac McCarthy. Aldous Huxley. Anthony Burgess. Malcolm Gladwell. Richard Dawkins. Anais Nin. Walt Whitman. Carl Jung. Chuck Palaniak. Phillip K Dick. someone suggested Christopher Moore to me... i want to read him next. Apparently I should read more bukowski also. Always reading educational stuff and reference materials as well. I am ALWAYS open to good book suggestions.

Oh oh oh... got a christopher moore book. Its effing marv. I'm reading 'lamb'

Waking life. Igby goes down. Reservoir dogs. There will be blood. A scanner darkly. Rocky IV. Edward scissor hands. Saving private Ryan. The triplets of Bellevue. In Bruges. The shining. transformers (animated 80o's jawn). Inception. Fear and Loathing in Las vegas/Where the buffalo roam... not so much rum diaries. Wes anderson stuff is marv. I recognize kubrick for the genius he is

Electronic. Jazz. Surf rock. Rock. Radiohead. Pink Freud. Skalpel. Squarepusher. Herbie Hancock. Grimace Federation. 65 days of static. candira. mewithoutYou. Flying lotus.
not a fan of television per se.... but i like walking dead, boardwalk empire, and homeland right now. i was a fan of breaking bad too, but that's almost finito. i can fall asleep to adult swim

Im not really a vegan, that's just how i eat. i eat meat and stuff too, just like my veggies alot more. i am a hardcore foodie, and a typical fat kid.......i just dont fucks with mustard, and im not huge on dairy. Sushi and hummus are staples. I really love cilantro

Right now netflix is ruining my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to climb.
Music. (Playing and listening to)
Stimulating conversation.
A good book.
Art to ponder.
A sweet bathtub.
Caffeine.
and clean underwears.

Food water and oxygen are nice also.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do next. Counterpoint. "I wonder if I can climb/skate that??". How much my hands hurt. Reverse darwinism, when a highly evolved creature is out competed by a lesserly evovled creature, which is really just big picture Darwinism when you think about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or seeing music, or. Working then seeing music. Sometimes playing music
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I say jawn a lot. I have recently been having 'out of body' experiences. There's a lot of jokes mixed into my interests, I don't really like rocky 4.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like art and music and it's important in your life. Knowledge, new experience and Traveling the globe are your big motivations in life. You think I'm a sexy bitch. Or you want to go rock climbing and play music with me.