I'm gonna have my friend Alyssa tell you about me:

"Shane is very sweet, hilarious (the funniest person I know and I hang out with Stand-Up Comedians), a computer genius, knows good music, can hold an intelligent conversation for hours, amazing at math, and overall a great guy. He is a great cook, can brighten you up on a bad day, and is the one friend I turn to for advice the most. Basically the greatest guy I know, if I wasn't a lesbian I would totally marry him."

Currently 7 years into my Career as an IT Consultant, constantly dealing with idiots who spend their entire day in front of a computer, yet won't spend any time actually learning how to use it. I've also started doing Stand-Up at various locations, I've only had one bad night, other times I've gotten a lot of laughs and even an offer to tour but it was a scam :/

Fixing/Building Computers
Math
Making people laugh
Rock Band
Cooking
Judging Beers
WoW

My Eyes, to quote someone "The blue in your eyes puts all other colors to shame"

Book - The Death of Ivan Ilyich

Movies- Fight Club, The Matrix, Hackers, Beetlejuice, Spawn (I'm a huge Spawn fan, I collect the Comics, Cards, Figures and all that) The Godfather 1-2 (3 was garbage), Tree of Life, and a lot more of course

Shows - Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Perfect Hair Forever, Sealab 2021, The Eric Andre Show, Off the Air (you can clearly see the adult swim trend) Clone High, Doug, Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Family Guy, The Tudors, Arrested Development, Saved by the Bell and a lot more

Music - Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Gorillaz (Original Group with Del, not keen on the new stuff), DOOM (MF Doom, Viktor Vaughn, King Geedorah), Jedi Mind Tricks, Madlib, 7l & Esoteric, The Beatles, Rush, Yes, Led Zeppelin, Kings Of Leon and of course a lot more

Food - Almost anything with Pasta, PB&J, Italian Hoagies..those are my top 3 but I make a lot of food and enjoy almost everything besides Brussel Sprouts and Olives..Also love Craft Beers, but I'm not the typical hipster douche "I can only drink Craft Beers and was well before everyone else was"..I just have a good taste for good beer and have been told I can judge them very well

Love
Friends
Family
Music
My Computer
Bud

The end of the world..my DMT experiences and when I can blast off again....how good sharp provolone cheese is...what the Saved By The Bell crew is up to..and when I'll finally get to leave this country (or Hawaii)

I haven't had a typical Friday night in a long time..but if I had to generalize, I'm either playing WoW, or at my friends house(s) doing various activities that might involve cats vs. hot dog buns

I have a heterosexual man love for Brad Pitt

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