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28 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Sorry but I suck at talking about myself, so I'm going to break the rules and have my friend Alyssa tell you about me:

"Shane is very sweet, hilarious (the funniest person I know and I hang out with Stand-Up Comedians), a computer genius, knows good music, can hold an intelligent conversation for hours, amazing at math, and overall a great guy. He is a great cook, can brighten you up on a bad day, and is the one friend I turn to for advice the most. Basically the greatest guy I know, if I wasn't a lesbian I would totally marry him."
What I’m doing with my life
Currently 7 years into my Career as an IT Consultant, constantly dealing with idiots who spend their entire day in front of a computer, yet won't spend any time actually learning how to use it. I've also started doing Stand-Up at various locations, I've only had one bad night, other times I've gotten a lot of laughs and even an offer to tour but it was a scam :/
I’m really good at
Fixing/Building Computers and Networks
Configuring Stereo Setups for the best possible sound, I am an Audiophile
Making people laugh
Rock Band ;)
Judging Beers
The first things people usually notice about me
My Eyes, to quote someone "The blue in your eyes puts all other colors to shame"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book - The Death of Ivan Ilyich

Movies- Fight Club, The Matrix, Hackers, Beetlejuice, Spawn (I'm a huge Spawn fan, I collect the Comics, Cards, Figures and all that) The Godfather 1-2 (3 was garbage), Tree of Life, and a lot more of course

Shows - Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Perfect Hair Forever, Sealab 2021, The Eric Andre Show, Off the Air (you can clearly see the adult swim trend) Clone High, Doug, Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Family Guy, The Tudors, Arrested Development, Saved by the Bell and a lot more

Music - Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Gorillaz (Original Group with Del, not keen on the new stuff), Incubus, 311, DOOM (MF Doom, Viktor Vaughn, King Geedorah), Jedi Mind Tricks, Army of the Pharaohs, Madlib, 7l & Esoteric, The Beatles, Genesis (Older when Peter Gabriel was the lead singer), Yes, Led Zeppelin, Kings Of Leon, Mississippi John Hurt, Grateful Dead and of course a lot more

Food - Almost anything with Pasta, PB&J, Italian Hoagies..those are my top 3 but I make a lot of food and enjoy almost everything besides Brussel Sprouts and Olives..Also love Craft Beers, but I'm not the typical hipster douche "I can only drink Craft Beers and was well before everyone else was"..I just have a good taste for good beer and have been told I can judge them very well
The six things I could never do without
My Computer
A Fan to sleep at night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The end of the DMT experiences and when I can blast off good sharp provolone cheese is...what the Saved By The Bell crew is up to..and when I'll finally get to leave this country (or Hawaii)
On a typical Friday night I am
I haven't had a typical Friday night in a long time..but if I had to generalize, I'm either playing WoW, or at my friends house(s) doing various activities that might involve cats vs. hot dog buns
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a heterosexual man love for Brad Pitt
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating