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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 24
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Politics / Government
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there. So, like many others, I'm at a bit of a loss as to what to say here.

I'm pretty laid back. I'm down for a lot of different things. Go out, stay in, chill at someone else's house, catch a movie. I just go with the flow.

I love football, the Ravens are my team. I'm not nearly as much into baseball as I once was, but I still enjoy going to an O's game.

I can take it easy, and blend in just about anywhere. However, while I'm not the party animal I once was, I can still turn it up a notch if I feel compelled to.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work 9-5. Office job for the government.

I recently got my own place, and it's coming together slowly, but it's livable.

I work out and jog/run when time and health allow.

Beyond that, I'm just livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Making people laugh.
2. Having fun.
3. Making random pop-culture references.
4. Trivia games (Scene It!, Trivial Pursuit, Bezzerwizzer, etc.). My brain retains otherwise useless knowledge like a sponge.
5. Finding paths through crowds of people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My ever-changing beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Stand, Any short stories by Stephen King or H.P. Lovecraft, Catch-22, Of Mice and Men, any H.G. Wells. The Dude and the Zen Master. The Tao of the Dude. The Abide Guide. I'll also read any biography of someone I've heard of.

Movies - Wow, where to start? Big Trouble in Little China, The Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather, Pan's Labyrinth, The Big Lebowski, Dazed & Confused, American History X, Sin City, Planet Terror, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, Star Wars, Indiana Jones are all favorites. I'll give any horror movie a chance, the more campy the better. Anything that lets me turn my brain off, relax and laugh will grab my attention as well.

T.V. - Modern Family, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, The League, MythBusters, Robot Chicken, Married...With Children, Scrubs, Ren & Stimpy, Salute Your Shorts, X-Men (the early 90s Saturday Morning cartoon), just about anything that was on Nickelodeon when I was young.

Music - I like a variety of music, and my tastes change with the seasons. I love jam bands and I love electronic music, so you put them together, and I'm in heaven. The New Deal, Disco Biscuits, .moe, Dark Star Orchestra, BoomBox, just to name a few bands that rock my face off.

Food - Can't get any better than a plain cheese pizza from Sorrento of Arbutus. Sushi is great, any all-you-can-eat place is my kind of place. I've definitely broadened my food horizons a lot recently, and will try ANYTHING once. At the same time, I still love me a good ol' fashioned char-grilled t-bone steak with mashed potatoes and local corn-on-the-cob......damn I'm getting hungry...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My sense of humor.
2. My friends.
3. My futon.
4. My car.
5. Pizza
6. My arms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything. My mind wanders easily.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually down for almost anything. These days, it's usually just a chill happy hour with a few friends or hanging at a friend's house, or just relaxing at my place.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like apples.
You should message me if
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You are awesome. You think I'm awesome. You know how to do the Mario. You know and approve of Dudeism.