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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
May 3
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Politics / Government
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hey there. So, like many others, I'm at a bit of a loss as to what to say here.

I'm pretty laid back. I'm down for a lot of different things. Go out, stay in, chill at someone else's house, catch a movie. I just go with the flow.

I love football, the Ravens are my team, but don't worry, I promise I'm not one of those typical sports junkies that gets too in to it. I know when to switch it off. I'm not nearly as much into baseball as I once was, but I'm usually cool to go to an O's game, they're still fun.

I can take it easy, and blend in just about anywhere. However, while I'm not the party animal I once was, I can still turn it up a notch if I feel compelled to.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work 9-5. Contractor for the government.

I recently got my own place, and it's coming together slowly, but it's livable.

I work out and jog/run when time and health allow.

A friend of mine and I have aspirations of someday opening our own restaurant/bar. Beyond that, I'm just livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Making people laugh.
2. Having fun.
3. Making random pop-culture references.
4. Trivia games (Scene It!, Trivial Pursuit, Bezzerwizzer, etc.). My brain retains otherwise useless knowledge like a sponge.
5. Finding paths through crowds of people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My ever-changing beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Stand, Any short stories by Stephen King or H.P. Lovecraft, Catch-22, Of Mice and Men, any H.G. Wells. I'll also read any biography of someone I've heard of.

Movies - Wow, where to start? Big Trouble in Little China, The Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather, Pan's Labyrinth, The Big Lebowski, Dazed & Confused, American History X, Sin City, Planet Terror, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, Star Wars, Indiana Jones are all favorites. I'll give any horror movie a chance, the more campy the better. Anything that lets me turn my brain off, relax and laugh will grab my attention as well.

T.V. - I don't really keep up with current shows very much. These days my can't miss shows include: Modern Family, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Family Guy, MythBusters, Robot Chicken.........ok, I guess I do keep up with current shows. Older shows that I miss include: Married...With Children, Scrubs, Ren & Stimpy, Salute Your Shorts, X-Men (the early 90s Saturday Morning cartoon), just about anything that was on Nickelodeon when I was young.

Music - I like a variety of music, and my tastes change with the seasons. Lately I've been in a classic rock mood. I love jam bands and I love electronic music, so you put them together, and I'm in heaven. The New Deal, Disco Biscuits, .moe, Dark Star Orchestra, BoomBox, just to name a few bands that rock my face off.

Food - Can't get any better than a plain cheese pizza from Sorrento of Arbutus. Sushi is great, any all-you-can-eat place is my kind of place. I've definitely broadened my food horizons a lot recently, and will try ANYTHING once. At the same time, I still love me a good ol' fashioned char-grilled t-bone steak with mashed potatoes and local corn-on-the-cob......damn I'm getting hungry...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My sense of humor.
2. My friends.
3. My futon.
4. My car.
5. Pizza
6. My arms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything. My mind wanders easily.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually down for almost anything. These days, it's usually just a chill happy hour with a few friends or hanging at a friend's house, or just relaxing at my place.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like apples.
You should message me if
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You are awesome. You think I'm awesome. You know how to do the Mario. You know and approve of Dudeism.