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26 Austin, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 5, 2013
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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It is my goal, to do the same with my old pictures. Until then, please enjoy.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a Bi-lingual social worker. Most of my work is influenced by cartels, gangs, drugs, and immigration issues. I work with teenage boys with high therapeutic needs. When they aren't being super intense and difficult, they are crazy funny and creative and they give me a run for my money (I think that is how one would use that saying). Basically my job is my life right now. It takes up pretty much all of my time, but it's given me some crazy stories and a thick skin.
I’m really good at
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I am really good at acting ridiculous, saying words that mean nothing, getting super hyper and silly. Not depending on what's around me to make things exciting and fun! I am good at enjoying the simple moments without needing a lot of extra extravagance.

Mostly what I am really good at, is going into the real world, and assigning the people from "Guess Who" board game to the random strangers I see on the street. Have you ever noticed that a surprising amount of people look like Guess Who characters?!

I am really good at reading, though not spelling confusingly enough. A
lot of people can read, but are not good at it because they don't enjoy it or have any sort of retention or can't analyze what they read. I love all the facets of literature and poetry, and anything else I can put my hands on and turn a page.

I play the parents were super intense about it, and I hated waking up at 5 am to play for like 12 years straight, but it benefited me in the end.

There are a lot of things I am not good at though too. I am really analytical about people and situations, and sometimes that makes me dwell on stuff, when i should just say "shit happens". I am not good at making lots of new friends, thus I am on this site. I am trying to be a better version of myself each day.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I am a bundle of contradictions. Visually I look kind of like a girly Irish lass, yet have the spirit of a frida kahlo glamazon woman on a mission. I am pretty self-directed and have gumption. I assume that people are generally superficial before they get to know someone, however, I find that most often new acquaintances notice my sarcasm and intensity almost immediately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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GO DYNAMO. WORLD CUP! EURO CUP! Spain won again :/
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Good conversation with good people
True tender and intimate connection with humanity Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can make my food spicier. How I can make my life easier. How I can be a better person. How I can find the time to read more books. How I will be able to work my job and study at the same time to go back to grad school. I fantasize a lot about leaving the US for South America randomly and couch surfing, and then I realize that sounds kind of rape-tastic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have some fake teeth. So when I get called superficial, or people comment on my smile or say I have too many pics, I say why thanks, when you can survive falling down a cliff and breaking your jaw in 3 spaces, then you are allowed to be superficial. I busted my ass to not have a hill billy smile.