Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there! I'm Anthony, and this is my OKCupid profile for people
to see and judge me by! Let's gooooo!
(Be warned: I want you dear readers to know what you're in for, so
I provided a massive info dump. Do enjoy!)
I currently live in a crummy Northeast Philadelphia neighborhood. I
will probably die here in a hail of gunfire.
I am super socially awkward, rather quiet, and painfully shy. I'm a
triple threat. Be jealous.
With thay said, I still try to make contact with other humans. This
profile wouldn't exist if I wanted to be a crazy hermit who lives
in the moutains.
Alcohol is a good way to loosen me up, but I rarely ever drink. I
avoid it if possible, but I'm not against it.
I spend most of my time either at home or at work. I try to go out
more, but usually end up in fast food joints and malls.
Heck, the big reason I came to OKC was because I don't really know
where to meet weirdo geeks like me in the real world. Nothing like
that around me.
I don't drive. The very though scares me. I know that's a deal
breaker for many, so if that's the case, I just saved you 5
minutes. You're welcome.
My two biggest passions in life are music and video games. They are
not just hobbies to me. They are ways of life.
I'm not fat, necessarily. I have a bit of a belly and a kinda
chubby face. Good for poking and pinching respectively.
I have a sense of humor that ranges from corny jokes to the darkest
of humor. All accompanied with a Steven Wright deadpan
I have the body language of a cartoon character.
I've recently started to sometimes snort when I laugh. I don't know
why...just started happening. Evolution, probably.
My hair cannot commit to one popular genre of music.
I should probably take the OKCupid questions more seriously.
Ideally, I would love to meet someone as awkward as I am. But I
also wouldn't mind if I met someone who could pop my socially inept
bubble. Either one is fine, I'm not super picky.
I should also mention that I'm not looking for some short term
funnin' around. I'm looking for a long term partner in crime.
I'm totally for making friends, and I'm not the type to rush into
things, but I do have a direction I'd like things to go
In the end, I just want to meet someone who'd like me for me. We
don't need to have everything in common, as long as we enjoy
spending time together doing whatever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I'm working my glamorous retail job. By night, I'm solving
mysteries with my hippie friends & their dog. Or sleeping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random facts, staying up really late, crafting mix CDs/playlists,
making ridiculous meals, listening, alphabetical order, bad
impressions, spending money, mumbling & keeping it real.
I'm really bad at: long division, smiling, Irish accents, taking
compliments, communicating with words, making sense, poker, using
an oven & taking directions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most of the time, I have crazy hair. I also wear shorts in the dead
of winter. And people usually comment me on my choice of
Oh, and there's that whole quiet thing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a total media junkie. Mostly music and games, but I love a good
(or sometimes bad) movie, too. Very picky about what I watch,
though. I don't watch much TV anymore, and my interest in anime has
waned over the years, but I still have favorites in both.
, Motion City Soundtrack
(RIP MCA), The Wonder Years
, Oingo Boingo
, Mad Caddies
, Pink Floyd
, Alkaline Trio
, Fall Out Boy
, Mindless Self
, Arcade Fire
, Off With Their Heads
(I feel I should also mention I have a fondness for classical
and music from
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The
, Ferris Bueller's Day
, Shaun Of The Dead
, A Clockwork
, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
(RIP Bob Hoskins), Zombieland
, The Breakfast Club
Hot American Summer
, The Matrix
, Guardians Of The
Sunny In Philadelphia
, Flight Of The Conchords
The Vampire Slayer
, Fullmetal Alchemist
, Soul Eater
, Cowboy Bebop
(I also love old cartoons. Old like from the 30's and 40's
, Shin Megami Tensei:
, Sonic The Hedgehog 2
Conker's Bad Fur Day
, BioShock Infinite
, Rock Band 3
, Saints Row The
, Street Fighter Alpha 3
, The Last Of Us
Capcom 2: New Age Of Heroes
, Grand Theft Auto V
, Dragon Age:
(I'm also always down for a frustrating game of Monopoly
or a horrible round of
, A Clockwork Orange
Rise Of The Ogre
, Ghost In The Shell
(Yeah, I don't do a whole lotta reading.)
I like food, food tastes good.
As usual, there is a ton more to add in all those categories, but
you don't want to read a great(er) wall of text. That's what the
messaging option is for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family & friends, of course. My iPod is a must have. Air to
breathe would also be nice. Food is also kind of important.
And viewers like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. Squirrels. Life with squirrels.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't like this implication that Friday night is special. I've
always preferred Tuesday nights.
Regardless, I'm either working or at home. If the planets align, I
might spend time with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm secretly a ninja. Keep that one in your pocket.
Besides that, I have nothing to hide.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your idea of fun is marathoning films and/or kicking each
other's ass in [insert fighting game here], then we should be
And If you can't resist belting out Wheatus' "Teenage Dirtbag"
whenever it plays, regardless of the time or place, then we're most
likely getting married. Deal with it.
But in the end, I'm just a nerdy guy with some (major) social
quirks. A message wouldn't kill ya. Nothing to lose, something to
possibly gain. :D
Oh, and if you happen to be some kind of comic book aficionado,
message me right now! I've been thinking about looking into this
medium I've largely ignored and need good recommendations ASAP!
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