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GrnDy1616

28 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Anthony. If you're reading this, you somehow stumbled onto my profile. I am horrible at describing myself to anyone. I change this thing every once and a while because seeing what I typed up for others to see makes me cringe. Get excited!

I am a weird, weird person. Super shy and painfully quiet; meeting people for the first time sucks because I either choke on my words or am stone silent. Not always, but more often than not. Alcohol is a good way to loosen me up, but I try to avoid it if I can. My main interest consist of music and video games. They are my passions. I love looking for new bands & artists to listen to, as well as introducing people to something new and awesome. Outside interests involve seeing movies, live music, buying physical goods from non-digital storefronts, and the grabbing of food. You know, the normal stuff.

If there's one thing about me I'm proud of, it's my sense of humor. I am able to laugh at myself and at others. I love corny jokes as much as dark humor. Always looking for a good chuckle.

Basically, if you like to just hang out, chat music, do whatevs, and don't mind some awkwardness, then I'm the dude to come to. Anything else you'd like to know, I am always willing to share, so don't hesitate to fire questions are me. I'm a open book over here!

And tacos. I love tacos. You have noooooooo idea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I'm not working or sleeping, I'm solving mysteries with my hippie friends & their dog.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random facts (both historical and pop culture related), video games, staying up really late when I have work early the next morning, making awesome mix CDs/playlists, creating extremely unhealthy meals, listening, being borderline obsessive compulsive, singing poorly, Cards Against Humanity, spending money, being vague & keeping it real.

I'm really bad at long division, smiling without looking awkward, Irish accents, describing myself to others, communicating with words, making sense, poker, baking, instruments, and directions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most of the time, I have crazy hair. I also wear shorts in the winter, though not as much as I used to. And people usually comment me on my choice of t-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music and video games are what I love. Like most people, I fancy television shows and movies, too. I used to be big into anime years ago...not so much anymore, though. I like food, food tastes good.

And I do apologize in advance for all the blue linky things.

(Music) Green Day, Less Than Jake, The Clash, Say Anything, Motion City Soundtrack, Beastie Boys (RIP MCA), The Wonder Years, Muse, Oingo Boingo, DEVO, Gorillaz, Mad Caddies, Pink Floyd, Alkaline Trio, Fall Out Boy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Arcade Fire, Off With Their Heads, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.

(Side note: I feel I should also mention I have a fondness for classical, the old timey tunes from the BioShock games, and just about anything from the Nineties)

(Movies) Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Shaun Of The Dead, A Clockwork Orange, The Ring, Pulp Fiction, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (RIP Bob Hoskins), Zombieland, Inception, Beetlejuice, The Breakfast Club, Ghostbusters, Inglourious Basterds, Wet Hot American Summer, The Matrix.

(TV) The Simpsons, Futurama, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Dexter, Scrubs, Flight Of The Conchords, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Home Movies, Stella, Titus, Seinfeld, The Critic.
(Anime) FLCL, Fullmetal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Soul Eater, xxxHolic, BECK, Cowboy Bebop.

(Video Games) Super Mario World, Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Silent Hill 3, BioShock Infinite, Rock Band 3, Saints Row The Third, Timesplitters: Future Perfect, Street Fighter Alpha 3, Portal, The Last Of Us, Marvel Vs. Capcom 2: New Age Of Heroes.

(Books/Comics) Scott Pilgrim, A Clockwork Orange, Gorillaz: Rise Of The Ogre, The Last Of Us: American Dreams, The Amory Wars, Lost At Sea, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Ghost In The Shell

As usual, there is a ton more to add in all those categories, but you don't want to read a great wall of text. That's what the messaging option is for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family & friends, of course. My iPod is a must have. Air to breathe would also be nice. Food is also kind of important. And viewers like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. Squirrels. Life with squirrels.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pondering new was to take over the world. It never works out 'cause my partner is a dimwit. Narf!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is my private life, I have no friends to fear. I've got no problems, no cross to bear. If you can find me, come and get me out of here.

But seriously, I'm secretly a ninja. Keep that one in your pocket.
You should message me if
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If you can't resist belting out Wheatus' "Teenage Dirtbag" whenever it plays, regardless of the time or place, then we should be talking already.