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GrnDy1616

28 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Anthony. If you're reading this, you somehow stumbled onto my profile. I am horrible at describing myself to anyone. I change this thing every once and a while because seeing what I typed up for others to see makes me cringe. Get excited!

I am a weird, weird person. Super shy and painfully quiet; meeting people for the first time sucks because I either choke on my words or am stone silent. Not always, but more often than not. Alcohol is a good way to loosen me up, but I try to avoid it if I can. Honestly, I rarely ever drink. My main interest consist of music and video games. They are my passions. I love looking for new bands & artists to listen to, as well as introducing people to something new and awesome. Outside interests involve seeing movies, live music, buying physical goods from non-digital storefronts, and the grabbing of food. You know, the normal stuff.

I've never been a big "date" person. No wining & dining. Always been more of a "hang out, spend time" guy. A night in appeals to me more than going out, but I have no objections to leaving the homestead.

If there's one thing about me I'm proud of, it's my sense of humor. I am able to laugh at myself and at others. I love corny jokes as much as dark humor. Always looking for a good chuckle.

Basically, if you like to just hang out, chat music, do whatevs, and don't mind some awkwardness, then I'm the dude to come to. Anything else you'd like to know, I am always willing to share, so don't hesitate to fire questions are me. I'm a open book over here!

And tacos. I love tacos. You have noooooooo idea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I'm not working or sleeping, I'm solving mysteries with my hippie friends & their dog.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random facts, staying up really late when I have work early the next morning, making perfect mix CDs/playlists, creating extremely unhealthy meals, listening, being borderline obsessive compulsive, singing poorly, Cards Against Humanity, spending money, being vague & keeping it real.

I'm really bad at: long division, smiling without looking awkward, Irish accents, describing myself to others, communicating with words, making sense, poker, baking, instruments, and directions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most of the time, I have crazy hair. I also wear shorts in the winter, though not as much as I used to. And people usually comment me on my choice of t-shirts.

And there's the whole quiet thing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love media in almost every format, though I don't read all that much. And my interest in anime waned over the years.

And I do apologize in advance for all the blue linky things.

(Music) Green Day, Less Than Jake, The Clash, Say Anything, Motion City Soundtrack, Beastie Boys (RIP MCA), The Wonder Years, Muse, Oingo Boingo, DEVO, Gorillaz, Mad Caddies, Pink Floyd, Alkaline Trio, Fall Out Boy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Arcade Fire, Off With Their Heads, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.

(Side note: I feel I should also mention I have a fondness for classical, the old timey tunes one would hear in the BioShock games, and just about anything from the Nineties)

(Movies) Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Shaun Of The Dead, A Clockwork Orange, The Ring, Pulp Fiction, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (RIP Bob Hoskins), Zombieland, Inception, Beetlejuice, The Breakfast Club, Ghostbusters, Inglourious Basterds, Wet Hot American Summer, The Matrix, Guardians Of The Galaxy.

(TV) The Simpsons, Futurama, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Dexter, Scrubs, Flight Of The Conchords, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Home Movies, Stella, Titus, Seinfeld, The Critic.
(Anime) FLCL, Fullmetal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Soul Eater, xxxHolic, BECK, Cowboy Bebop.

(Side note: I also love old cartoons. Old like from the 30's and 40's old)

(Video Games) Super Mario World, Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Silent Hill 3, BioShock Infinite, Rock Band 3, Saints Row The Third, Timesplitters: Future Perfect, Street Fighter Alpha 3, Portal, The Last Of Us, Marvel Vs. Capcom 2: New Age Of Heroes.

(Books/Comics) Scott Pilgrim, A Clockwork Orange, Gorillaz: Rise Of The Ogre, The Last Of Us: American Dreams, The Amory Wars, Lost At Sea, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Ghost In The Shell

As usual, there is a ton more to add in all those categories, but you don't want to read a great wall of text. That's what the messaging option is for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family & friends, of course. My iPod is a must have. Air to breathe would also be nice. Food is also kind of important. And viewers like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. Squirrels. Life with squirrels.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working or actually doing social things with friends, I'm usually pondering new was to take over the world. It never works out 'cause my partner is a dimwit. Narf!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm secretly a ninja. Keep that one in your pocket.

Besides that, I have nothing to hide.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can't resist belting out Wheatus' "Teenage Dirtbag" whenever it plays, regardless of the time or place, then we should be talking already.

And if you're a shy, socially awkward mess of a person like I am, I ask you this one question: why be awkward alone when you can be totally awkward with some dude you met over a online dating site? Think about it.