Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there! I'm Anthony, and this is my OKCupid profile for people
to see and judge me by! Let's gooooo!
I live in a crummy Northeast Philadelphia neighborhood. I will
probably die via bullets.
I am socially awkward, super quiet, and painfully shy. I'm a triple
threat. Be jealous.
I do try my hardest to connect with others. That's what this
profile is for. I don't want to end up a crazy hermit mountain man
who lives alone in a shack!
I spend most of my time either at home or at work. I do get out,
but it's not as frequent as it once was.
When I do get out, it's usually to eat, see movies, shop, or enjoy
free concerts in parks.
Just so you, I don't drive. I have my reasons, but I know that's a
deal breaker for some.
I am a man of music and interactive entertainment (video games).
These things mean a lot to me.
I have a sense of humor that ranges from corny jokes to the darkest
of humor. All accompanied with a Steven Wright deadpan
I am a living, breathing cartoon character.
I've recently started to sometimes snort when I laugh. I don't know
why...just started happening. Evolution, probably.
I'm the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for
Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
My hair cannot commit to one popular genre of music.
I'm hoping to meet someone who doesn't care what we're doing, as
long as we're doing it together. Someone who can look past or
relate to my weirdness and accept me for the quiet dork I'm proud
I should also mention that I'm not looking for some short term
funnin' around. I'm looking for a long term partner in crime. I'm
totally for making friends, and I'm not the type to rush into
things, but I am in the market for the best damn relationship this
side of the equator. Be aware of that.
Hopefully something above made me sound super rad. If not, there's
more insanity to read below!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I'm working my glamorous full-time retail job. By night,
I'm solving mysteries with my hippie friends & their dog. Or
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random facts, staying up really late, crafting mix CDs/playlists,
making ridiculous meals, listening, alphabetical order, bad
impressions, microwaves, spending money, mumbling & keeping it
I'm really bad at: long division, smiling, Irish accents, taking
compliments, communicating with words, making sense, poker, using
an oven & taking directions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most of the time, I have crazy hair. I also wear shorts in the dead
of winter. And people usually comment me on my choice of
Oh, and there's that whole quiet thing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a total media junkie!
, Motion City Soundtrack
(RIP MCA), The Wonder Years
, Oingo Boingo
, Mad Caddies
, Pink Floyd
, Alkaline Trio
, Fall Out Boy
, Mindless Self
, Arcade Fire
, Off With Their Heads
(I feel I should also mention I have a fondness for classical
and music from
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The
, Ferris Bueller's Day
, Shaun Of The Dead
, A Clockwork
, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
, Inglourious Basterds
Hot American Summer
, The Matrix
, Guardians Of The
Sunny In Philadelphia
, Flight Of The Conchords
The Vampire Slayer
, The X-Files
, Fullmetal Alchemist
, Soul Eater
, Cowboy Bebop
(I also love old cartoons. Old like from the 30's and 40's
, Shin Megami Tensei:
, Sonic The Hedgehog 2
Conker's Bad Fur Day
, BioShock Infinite
, Rock Band 3
, Saints Row The
, Street Fighter Alpha 3
, The Last Of Us
Capcom 2: New Age Of Heroes
, Grand Theft Auto V
Witcher III: Wild Hunt
(I'm also always down for a frustrating game of Monopoly
or a horrible round of
, A Clockwork Orange
Rise Of The Ogre
, Ghost In The Shell
Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
(I just started reading good old fashioned comic books!)
I like food, food tastes good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family & friends, of course. My iPod is a must have. Air to
breathe would also be nice. Food is also kind of important.
And viewers like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. Squirrels. Life with squirrels.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't like this implication that Friday night is special. I've
always preferred Tuesday nights.
Regardless, I'm either working or at home. If the planets align, I
might spend time with friends outside the home & workplace.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm secretly a ninja. Keep that one in your pocket.
Besides that, I have nothing to hide.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your idea of fun is marathoning films and/or old fashion couch
co-op gaming, then we should be talking already.
And If you can't resist singing Wheatus' "Teenage Dirtbag" whenever
it plays, regardless of the time or place, then we're most likely
getting married. Deal with it.
But in the end, I'm just a nerdy guy with some (major?) social
quirks. A message wouldn't kill ya. Nothing to lose, but possibly
something to gain!
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