Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You dont mind "chipmunk cheeks".
You are a clean, non-smoking, intelligent man with a great sense of
You don't have a handlebar 'stache, a porn 'stache, or meth
You don't have hair longer than mine (no Fabio wannabes need
apply). Mine is currently just past my shoulders. Figure it out.
Get a ruler if needed...or a haircut. This is non-negotiable. If
you're in a cover band that does '80s "hair band" music I will make
You realize I lied about the exception to long hair. There is no
exception. You can get it cut for less than $20. The only one in my
relationships that will be getting their ponytail pulled is
You'd like to do things with me that don't revolve around "huntin',
muddin', or drinkin'".---just joking. ;)
You are NOT some 20-something thinking you'd like to hook up with
an older women. My babysitting days are done, I have no desire to
"train" you, I'm not looking for a "cub". Contrary to belief,
"older woman" and "dominatrix" are not synonymous. If your interest
is genuine, great. If you are looking for the above- keep
You are independently wealthy and would love to shower me with
You are a Ginger with an accent (think Ed Sheeran).
You are a member of Spain's pro soccer team.
You don't determine a woman's worth by the size of her ass.
If you are a man that just needs one woman ...you're not out here
just to "test-drive" everyone you talk to. Been there, done that.
I'm not looking for an instant relationship, casually dating is
fine.. BUT I don't want to be one of the many (MANY) you're seeing
or talking to (sleeping with???) I've answered a LOT of questions.
You should have at least a working knowledge of who I am just from
reading my answers.
You should also message me if you are done with meaningless and
looking for meaningful.
I'm not looking for a perfect guy...just the perfect guy for me.