Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***Please note: dodging questions and failing to produce pics when
asked are grounds for immediate blocking. So if your pics don't
belong to you don't bother messaging me. To the guys that are
honest, I apologize for the necessity of doing this. You can thank
your dishonest, loser counterparts who "borrow" pics from others to
pass as their own. ALSO if you want additional pics, I trade pic
for pic only. Don't ask me for material to add to your "spank
You could just skip this part and read the "you should message me
if.." section. Pay close attention to the "test-drive"
I'm a pretty easy-going girl who will sometimes wear her heart on
her sleeve. I tend to try to cover it with a tough exterior while
inside I'm sentimental and sweet. I will go out of my way to help
people I care about and get flustered when someone thanks me for
I have a tough time with compliments...Receiving them, that is. I
tend to brush aside comments on my looks because I'm more than my
face. I'm also boobs and a butt...just kidding. I'm a person with
imperfections and faults and a pretty damn high IQ, and just want
someone to want me because of them, not in spite of them.
I'm a mother, but my kids don't need a dad. They have one. I don't
talk about them a lot, not because I'm not a proud mom, but because
anyone I go out with would be dating me, not my kids.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying my work.
Trying to have a little fun.
Pondering the difficult questions:
Will there ever be world peace?
Can we end world hunger?
What do men wear under kilts?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...laughing at myself and not taking myself seriously all of the
time. Try it! It's good for you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...I am short. No wait...I have a brilliant personality. No, that
can't be it...
Seriously, I promise to start polling all my friends and
ex-boyfriends and see what they say, then I'll put all the stats up
I don't know if it's the first thing people notice, but I get lots
of compliments on my hair, eyes, and lips. I see them every day so
I don't see them as anything out of ordinary, but I guess my
opinion doesn't count much on a first impression of ME.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No, these aren't in any particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
..the tragic fact that 90% of my 90% or above matches live outside
my state. That's a sure sign I need to relocate to ANYWHERE outside
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...relaxing from a busy work week and typical soccer-mom stuff. I'm
probably trying to decide whether to go out with friends or sneak
off to Barnes and Noble for some peace and quiet... and an iced
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have freckles. It's difficult to believe, with my Irish ancestry
and all, but it's totally true!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You dont mind "chipmunk cheeks".
You are a clean, non-smoking, intelligent man with a great sense of
You don't have a handlebar 'stache, a porn 'stache, or meth
You don't have hair longer than mine (no Fabio wannabes need
apply). Mine is currently just past my shoulders. Figure it out.
Get a ruler if needed...or a haircut. This is non-negotiable. If
you're in a cover band that does '80s "hair band" music I will make
You realize I lied about the exception to long hair. There is no
exception. You can get it cut for less than $20. The only one in my
relationships that will be getting their ponytail pulled is
You'd like to do things with me that don't revolve around "huntin',
muddin', or drinkin'".---just joking. ;)
You are NOT some 20-something thinking you'd like to hook up with
an older women. My babysitting days are done, I have no desire to
"train" you, I'm not looking for a "cub". Contrary to belief,
"older woman" and "dominatrix" are not synonymous. If your interest
is genuine, great. If you are looking for the above- keep
You are independently wealthy and would love to shower me with
You are a Ginger with an accent (think Ed Sheeran).
You are a member of Spain's pro soccer team.
You don't determine a woman's worth by the size of her ass.
If you are a man that just needs one woman ...you're not out here
just to "test-drive" everyone you talk to. Been there, done that.
I'm not looking for an instant relationship, casually dating is
fine.. BUT I don't want to be one of the many (MANY) you're seeing
or talking to (sleeping with???) I've answered a LOT of questions.
You should have at least a working knowledge of who I am just from
reading my answers.
You should also message me if you are done with meaningless and
looking for meaningful.
I'm not looking for a perfect guy...just the perfect guy for me.
Who are you looking for?
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