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GrooveEtiquette

26 M Sarasota, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hey, I'm Jeff. Let's bust this one out:

• I am a skilled tuba player
• I get paid to hang out with Amish dudes
• I kick ass at putting together IKEA furniture
• Fuck yeah, tubas
• I hope these bullet points show up
• I can throw baseballs fast
• My left foot was bitten off by a shark when I was 12
• Just kidding, that'd be insane
• I have a Bachelor's Degree in Writing (whoops)
• I love drinking scotch but I'm not an arrogant prick about it
• Rollerblading is dumb and awesome
• I downtune my guitar because metal
• Books are cool
• I have won first place at a legit chess tournament
• It was in elementary school, but it still counts
blah blah blah stuff guys do blah blah
• My sign is Aries but who gives a shit
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• One of my cats weighs over 20 pounds
What I’m doing with my life
Working at an e-commerce place while I work on getting some IT certifications so I can become a supernerd.
I’m really good at
Rhythm and groovin'
Math
Rollerblading
Petting cats
Dry sarcasm and witticisms
The first things people usually notice about me
Height? Sure, let's go with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Jean-Paul Sartre, George Orwell, H.P. Lovecraft

Basically anything existentialist, macabre, or just mind-awakening fiction is my jam.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Truman Show, Primer

If you haven't seen Primer, add it to your bucket list. It's a gamechanger.

Music: Sigur Ros, Agalloch, Porcupine Tree

Three of the greatest groups of musicians on the planet.

I guess I'll add to the list: Neil Young, Radiohead, Meshuggah, Isis, Interpol, Rush, Pink Floyd, Primus, and Devin Townsend.

Food: Crab
The six things I could never do without
Synesthesia
Numbers
Snow
Dreams
Purple
Mike Patton
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The great cosmos!

...and kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exploring the town and trying to meet new people. Occasionally I'll shoot pool at my local bar but I'm still trying to find my way around town since I'm...well, new. Only boring people do the same shit on the same day anyway, right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My parents almost named me Ringo.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I respond pretty frequently, but I prefer when people put some thought into their message.