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48 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:29am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm an writer/actor/musician who is just getting over being mad at the world for its stupidity. As Carlin said, "life's a circus, get your tickets and enjoy the show." So, I'm coming out of my most cynical phase. I'm very hopeful about the future. Always have been, in my way, I guess. My friends have nicknamed me The Rock, the Voice of Reason, among others. I'm the guy they know they can count on. Whether it's counsel on gf/bf problems, career choices, or their car broke down and they just need a ride.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been in Denver for 6 years now. I lived in Austin since I started college, and I still get a bit of separation anxiety every now and then. Don't get me wrong, Denver is a great city. I love it here and could never see moving back. I have a job I can tolerate while I continue to pursue artistic endeavors.
I’m really good at
Snobby critiques. Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
How scary I look compared to what a softie I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Tom Robbins is a genius. Chris Moore is my current favorite.

Movies - The Princess Bride, Lawrence of Arabia, The Big Lebowski, Barry Lyndon, Grand Canyon, Short Cuts, Magnolia, Hannah and her Sisters and many, many more.

Shows - The Wire, Breaking Bad, Curb, Californication, The Walking Dead, Deadwood, Cougar Town (Penny Can!)

Food - Tex-Mex, Thai, Burgers

Music - Too many to name. I'm a musician, and have played everything from Classical to Punk. I love Funk and any music that gets your booty shakin'. I'm big on a lot of music from the late '60s to early '70s. The classic rock, the funky jazz, the boogaloo, the psychedelic. I also have a place for more contemplative stuff, both lyrically and musically. I told ya, I can go on for awhile.
The six things I could never do without
I have learned that I can do without anything, given time, but:

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How stupid people can be. (And write jokes about it)

Do I have clean undies for tomorrow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Rehearsing with one of the bands I'm in, and winding down from the long week.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I haven't totally alienated you. I have that effect on some people. Everyone else loves me!

You have an irreverent sense of humor and a unique intellectual curiosity. I want a woman who knows she's sexy, no matter what she looks like.

Be creative. I don't care if it is basket weaving. Have a passion for something. I want to support you in your passion just as you support mine. Be prepared for late-night philosophical discussions about peanut butter and the essence of man.