I'm an writer/actor/musician who is just getting over being mad at
the world for its stupidity. As Carlin said, "life's a circus, get
your tickets and enjoy the show." So, I'm coming out of my most
cynical phase. I'm very hopeful about the future. Always have been,
in my way, I guess. My friends have nicknamed me The Rock, the
Voice of Reason, among others. I'm the guy they know they can count
on. Whether it's counsel on gf/bf problems, career choices, or
their car broke down and they just need a ride.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been in Denver for 6 years now. I lived in Austin since I
started college, and I still get a bit of separation anxiety every
now and then. Don't get me wrong, Denver is a great city. I love it
here and could never see moving back. I have a job I can tolerate
while I continue to pursue artistic endeavors.
I’m really good at
Snobby critiques. Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
How scary I look compared to what a softie I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Tom Robbins is a genius. Chris Moore is my current
Movies - The Princess Bride, Lawrence of Arabia, The Big Lebowski,
Barry Lyndon, Grand Canyon, Short Cuts, Magnolia, Hannah and her
Sisters and many, many more.
Shows - The Wire, Breaking Bad, Curb, Californication, The Walking
Dead, Deadwood, Cougar Town (Penny Can!)
Food - Tex-Mex, Thai, Burgers
Music - Too many to name. I'm a musician, and have played
everything from Classical to Punk. I love Funk and any music that
gets your booty shakin'. I'm big on a lot of music from the late
'60s to early '70s. The classic rock, the funky jazz, the boogaloo,
the psychedelic. I also have a place for more contemplative stuff,
both lyrically and musically. I told ya, I can go on for awhile.
The six things I could never do without
I have learned that I can do without anything, given time,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How stupid people can be. (And write jokes about it)
Do I have clean undies for tomorrow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Rehearsing with one of the bands I'm in, and winding down from the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Probably way too much...
You should message me if
I haven't totally alienated you. I have that effect on some people.
Everyone else loves me!
You have an irreverent sense of humor and a unique intellectual
curiosity. I want a woman who knows she's sexy, no matter what she
Be creative. I don't care if it is basket weaving. Have a passion
for something. I want to support you in your passion just as you
support mine. Be prepared for late-night philosophical discussions
about peanut butter and the essence of man.