1-Do you think that King Kong's hairdresser is Vidal Baboon?
2-Do you think that Alexander Graham Bell Polanski was our first telephone pole?
3-Is your favorite seafood dish Salmon Rushte?
4-Is your favorite seafood dish piano tuna?
5-Have you ever crossed 50 female pigs with 50 male deer and gotten 100 sows and bucks?
6-Are you so ecology minded that you only use low lead pencils?
(What did one pencil say to the other pencil? Right on)
7-Have you ever thought that if there was a strike at the Caterpillar factory, there would be a shortage of butterflies next summer?
8-Do you think that Rosanne Barr should be declared our 51st state?
9-When someone asks your birth sign, do you say "railroad crossing"?
10-Have you ever dated a guy from Montana who was a real Butte?
11-Do you think that eskimos get polaroids?
12-Are your favorite foreign languages, French, Russian, Italian and oil and vinegar?
13-Have you ever thought that if Cher performed with her twin sister, the act would have to be called Cher and Cher alike?
14-Have you ever thought that the reason that John Lennon and Yoko Ono got married was so they could have Japanese Beatles?
15-If you were a cartoonist and jealous of Charles Schultz's work, would it be known as Peanuts envy?
16-Have you ever thought that if you were feeling Goofy, you should leave Disneyworld immediately?
17-Have you ever thought that if the Clampett's dog on the Beverly Hillbillies was run over by a truck and served at a fast food restaurant, it would be known as Patty Duke?
18-Have you ever thought that if the Bee Gees are from Wales, why don't they have a blow hole?
19-Have you ever wondered why Oral Roberts couldn't teach his dog to heal?
20-Did you think that Mr. Ed and Wilbur had a stable relationship?