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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 52-100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 25
5' 0" (1.52m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer- I was halfway thru that questionnaire when I figured out how to make the questions irrelevant.(And gave up) . Which they are. Every relationship is different and brings different things- friendship, sex, love, companionship.. you don't know until you meet. If you are looking for a woman who ticks all the boxes- it's not me. I am a bit outside the box. I am an American ex-pat with a love/hate relationship to England (the weather).But want to see more- and more of Europe!!That's why I am here- but here for the long term. Enjoy the company and interests of youth to a great degree- but am not looking for toy boy or attached lover. I want to be the main course- not a side dish. I can dress as a pirate and roam the streets of London yelling "Yarrgh"(done that twice now) or play the other kind of dress up and know when to clap at a concert. I love the arts but also quirky avant garde venues, music and fun. Like to go out, like to stay in...yadayadayada...:)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in social care and care about kids. But I am counting days (sigh- make that a few more years) to retirement. Planning many long awaited adventures!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
conversation, a bit funny, charmingly outspoken,and I like to draw and write - other talents are best left to be discovered.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile- I'm short- and I have big boobs:)
I also look and act much younger than my age. (yeh yeh- everybody says that- but it's TRUE!!!:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
these things change..I have varied interests- but you can expect to be indoctrinated to my guilty pleasure movie tastes with Alien Autopsy, Eating Raul and Shawn of the Dead. I watch US crime and Sci Fi dramas. Generally, I will read anything.If it is good- I will ignore you until I've finished. I like all theater- but enjoy a good musical, blues, whatever. I don't eat veg (and other strange things)- but YOU can !!! I DO love a good steak with wine !!.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, food, music, art, my kids (who are grown ups and live in the states-no worries !)and I hope I always have a lover.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life after work.
Living in France (when I win the lottery)
and meeting-- YOU?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In or out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If it's private why would I advertise it here?
But I do have a couple discrete tattoos....obtained during MY midlife climax (what crisis?) - at age 51.
You should message me if
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If you are open to a real relationship and have reasonably good teeth , are not horribly overweight (I'm a little) and like a little spice with your sweets. I like confident, intelligent, articulate and sensual men. But they should have a good sense of humor and be able to be abit silly at times. I am not into gardening,knitting, or hiking and biking. I can't; run and leap tall buildings anymore, but I do like live music, comedy, burlesque/cabaret, the arts,fancy dress, travel, SAILING and skiing (if I can get back in shape for it) . Please be able to spell and enjoy a good read,but also be outgoing and sociable. A little quirky and a little naughty is good:)Do not write me if you are a VERY LARGE/TALL guy and look,dress, or act like MY grandpa!
ADDENDUM: DO NOT MESSAGE ME if you are under 55, attached in anyway, and live outside London (or UK)_ unless you can afford the travel costs to , from, or for me.Not interested in penpals!!!OR if you haven't read this !!!