Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer- I was halfway thru that questionnaire when I figured
out how to make the questions irrelevant.(And gave up) . Which they
are. Every relationship is different and brings different things-
friendship, sex, love, companionship.. you don't know until you
meet. If you are looking for a woman who ticks all the boxes- it's
not me. I am a bit outside the box. I am an American ex-pat with a
love/hate relationship to England (the weather).But want to see
more- and more of Europe!!That's why I am here- but here for the
long term. Enjoy the company and interests of youth to a great
degree- but am not looking for toy boy or attached lover. I want to
be the main course- not a side dish. I can dress as a pirate and
roam the streets of London yelling "Yarrgh"(done that twice now) or
play the other kind of dress up and know when to clap at a concert.
I love the arts but also quirky avant garde venues, music and fun.
Like to go out, like to stay in...yadayadayada...:)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in social care and care about kids. But I am counting days
(sigh- make that a few more years) to retirement. Planning many
long awaited adventures!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
conversation, a bit funny, charmingly outspoken,and I like to draw
and write - other talents are best left to be discovered.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile- I'm short- and I have big boobs:)
I also look and act much younger than my age. (yeh yeh- everybody
says that- but it's TRUE!!!:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
these things change..I have varied interests- but you can expect to
be indoctrinated to my guilty pleasure movie tastes with Alien
Autopsy, Eating Raul and Shawn of the Dead. I watch US crime and
Sci Fi dramas. Generally, I will read anything.If it is good- I
will ignore you until I've finished. I like all theater- but enjoy
a good musical, blues, whatever. I don't eat veg (and other strange
things)- but YOU can !!! I DO love a good steak with wine !!.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, food, music, art, my kids (who are grown ups and live in
the states-no worries !)and I hope I always have a lover.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life after work.
Living in France (when I win the lottery)
and meeting-- YOU?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If it's private why would I advertise it here?
But I do have a couple discrete tattoos....obtained during MY
midlife climax (what crisis?) - at age 51.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are open to a real relationship and have reasonably good
teeth , are not horribly overweight (I'm a little) and like a
little spice with your sweets. I like confident, intelligent,
articulate and sensual men. But they should have a good sense of
humor and be able to be abit silly at times. I am not into
gardening,knitting, or hiking and biking. I can't; run and leap
tall buildings anymore, but I do like live music, comedy,
burlesque/cabaret, the arts,fancy dress, travel, SAILING and skiing
(if I can get back in shape for it) . Please be able to spell and
enjoy a good read,but also be outgoing and sociable. A little
quirky and a little naughty is good:)Do not write me if you are a
VERY LARGE/TALL guy and look,dress, or act like MY grandpa!
ADDENDUM: DO NOT MESSAGE ME if you are under 55, attached in
anyway, and live outside London (or UK)_ unless you can afford the
travel costs to , from, or for me.Not interested in penpals!!!OR if
you haven't read this !!!
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