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My self-summary Propose an edit

Pork Chop Sandwiches!

Oh shit! Get the fuck outta here! What are you doing??? Go!! Get the fuck outta here you stupid idiot!! Fuck, we're all dead, get the fuck out!

My god, did those pork chop sandwiches smell good!

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I typically don't respond to messages sent to me - sorry. I'll respond if I am rather amused by something you say. More often than not, I don't respond. Sorry. I'm here for the tests.

I could really go for some pork chops now...

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Seeing how long I can balance on one foot for.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Participating in (and winning) dizzy races.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My peg leg. Or my eye patch. Occasionally, people will immediately notice the parrot sitting on my shoulder, but that usually takes a while to notice. He's a clever little guy; likes to blend in and then surprise people.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

(a) books: All the Harry Potter books, A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, A Thousand Splendid Suns, America: The Book, American Gods, Angels and Demons, Animal Farm, Clockwork Orange, Confessions of an Ugly Step Sister, Da Vinci Code, Fahrenheit 451, The Giver, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I am Legend, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Running with Scissors, Watership Down, Wicked, all Christopher Pike books

(b) movies: Amelie, American Psycho, Batman Begins, Big Fish, Blues Brothers, Cannibal! The Musical, Equilibrium, Fifth Element, Idiocracy, The Jerk, Life Is Beautiful, Moulin Rouge, Nightmare Before Christmas, No Country for Old Men, Snatch, Sweeney Todd, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Who Killed the Electric Car?

(c) Music: A Perfect Circle, Barenaked Ladies, The Beatles, Benfolds Five, CAKE, Catch 22, Death Cab for Cutie, Flogging Molly, Jethro Tull, Led Zeppelin, Less Than Jake, Mountain Goats, Postal Service, Queen, Reel Big Fish, Richard Thompson, Rolling Stones, Rx Bandits, Say Anything, Streetlight Manifesto, Sublime, Tool, The Who, World/Inferno Friendship Society (also known as one of the greatest band in the Universe, for now and forever), Zox

(d) foods: anything and everything. ser

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Diría "español," pero, a pesar de tomar siete años, yo puedo decir apenas nada. Tuve que utilizar www.freetranslations.com.

I don't even know if that made any sense.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

How many ice cubes I should be using in my drinks. Four. No, wait. After thinking some more, six.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Working. Woo-hoo. Or spending time with my boyfriend. or my friends. or both!!!!! no way!!!!!!!!

way.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I don't like random people knowing my secrets. *Glares suspiciously*

You should message me if Propose an edit

ONLY IF you have something good to talk about.

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