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32 Newport Beach, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28-45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 19
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Buddhism but it’s not important
Space camp
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hola amigos!
Welcome to my profile! =0D
So, let me introduce myself...
The name's Aubrey.
I just moved back to the OC from Sacramento...however, I'm an Oregon girl born and raised. ;0)
Anyhoo, so I'm going through this transitional thing where I should be moving to the UK in the next couple months, but the problem is... I'M BORED!
I would really like to find some neat people to hang out with and keep me company in the meantime. Nothing serious...just have a good time! parks... whatevs. I'm down.
Not to mention, I'm awesome company! I'm smart, articulate and will definitely keep you on your toes with my weird sense of humor and crazy theories.
So, if you're on a search for a groovy, down to earth woman...but not looking for anything serious...then hop on the train and come to Aubreville! Guaranteed awesomeness or your money back! *

*Aubreyville does not actually guarantee awesomeness. So, if you don't think she's awesome, that's your problem and tough beans.

*PS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Please stop sending messages saying "Hi, how are you?" "How was your week?" "I like your smile"... Be original! Pick something out of my profile you like, or come up with a witty or clever message. Otherwise, I'm not responding. Seriously, dudes...c'mon... OH! And if another wanker calls me "sexy"...I swear I'm gonna lose my $hit.
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently joined forces with The Powerpuff Girls. Yes, now there are 4 of us.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, writing, drawing, and knowing a bunch of strange, interesting facts about stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My awesome awesomeness.
Oh, and my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sci-Fi, Action, and Comedies
I'm totally into the comic book movies; Iron Man, The Avengers, etc...
Not so much into Chick Flicks, unless they've got some comedy in the mix. Love Actually would prolly be one of my fave "Chick flicks."
The Island is one of my all-time fave Sci-Fi films; mostly because the main characters are the two sexiest people on the planet. Mmm...Ewan McGregor....

I don't watch a lot of TV..but when I do, it's either educational, creepy or hilarious.
Love: Family Guy, The Colbert Report, Tosh.0, Paranormal Witness, Archer, Adventure Time, The Universe, The Haunting...

Kaskade, Blackmill, Elle Goulding, Sigur Ros, Aviici, Skrillex, Coldplay, Seven Lions, Ulrich Schnauss, Royksopp, Deadmau5, David Guetta, Gorillaz, etc...

Crab and Lobster are oh so delicious! Not to mention chocolate and cheesecake are my ultimate weaknesses!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about six things I CAN do without:

Organized Religion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Moving to London! I'm a total Anglophile and LOVE English culture.
Oh, and I do wanna travel the world. That would be sawheeeet!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the city of Townsville from evil monsters.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm afraid of being abducted by aliens.
You should message me if
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You know how to type in complete and intelligent sentences; over the age of 28, and want to kick-it with the most awesome chick on OKCupid. =0D