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DeOmnibusDubious

29 M Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Our story thus far: grew up in southern Virginia, college in northern Virginia, lived in the San Francisco bay area for two years, and now I'm here in Texas, living, laughing, and feeling out what Dallas has to offer.

I'm a good cook, I like to travel, I'm into board games and fantasy and anime and stand-up comedy, and I'm always down for watching a documentary on birds/space/Genghis Khan/ect.

A few words that describe me: independent, optimist, goofball, logical, skeptic, open minded, empathetic, agnostic, feminist, humanist, liberal.

Quick message to those charming females who have received a message from me:
I read your profile; generally I always read the whole profile before going back to look at the rest of your pictures. I tried to think of something interesting to say, but inspiration doesn't always strike me, ha ha, so please be gentle in those initial judgments. :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working in software quality assurance, being awesome, thinking, learning, being a silly but responsible adult, ect.
Right now I like my job and career-wise I'm in a pretty good place. Other than needing to use this website, life is pretty good ;)

Every other year I'm trying to plan an international trip. Went to Japan last year and traveled across Europe a few years before that. I really dig foreign travel (except maybe those million times that I made wrong turns and got lost in foreign cities, haha).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
noticing details, cooking, writing, board games, creating automated tests (my jorb), eating babies, spotting plot twists, appreciating irony
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, my sense of humor, my radio announcer speaking voice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Stranger than Fiction, Pacific Rim, Edge of Tomorrow, Inception, Moonrise Kingdom, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Silver Linings Playbook, Tropic Thunder, Hot Fuzz, the Hangover, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Amelie, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, the Fifth Element, Paranormal Activity, ect.

Comedians: Maria Bamford, Patton Oswalt, George Carlin, Steven Wright, Kathleen Madigan, Lewis Black, Demetri Martin, Jim Gaffigan, Louis C.K., Brian Reagan, Hannibal Buress, Ricky Gervais, and many more.

Books, series, authors: Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, Brandon Sanderson, Patricia Briggs, Tad Williams, Neal Stephenson, Robert Heinlein, Charlaine Harris, H.P. Lovecraft, the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Enders Game, Dune, Lonely Werewolf Girl, Thraxas, the Illuminatus! Trilogy, the Wheel of Time, a Song of Ice and Fire, ect.

Tv: Daily Show, Colbert, Portlandia, Broad City, Community, @Midnight, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, the IT Crowd, An Idiot Abroad, Scare Tactics, Children's Hospital, NTSF:SD:SUV::, South Park, Archer, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, bunch of anime, Sherlock, Orphan Black, Hannibal, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Helix, American Horror Story, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, Cosmos: A Space Time Odyssey, Face Off, American Ninja Warrior
Don't really like sports (besides American Ninja Warrior, which I LOVE). I find most any sport involving a ball to be pretty boring and pointless; sorry, sports fans! :)

Food: Indian, Thai, Middle Eastern, Chinese, Sushi, Mexican, Italian, and lots of various good foods. You know who you are, good foods.
I actually like to cook for myself fairly regularly; I make an excellent chicken curry (if I do say so myself) and (occasionally) some half decent banana bread.

Music: Regina Spektor, Florence + the Machine, M.I.A., Rodrigo y Gabriella, Fiona Apple, Amanda Palmer, the Dresden Dolls, Emma Pollock, St. Vincent, High and Mighty Color, the New Pornographers, the Sounds, Cobra Starship, the Black Belles, Disturbed, Powerman 5000, Bullet for My Valentine, ect.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Internet
2) Coffee
3) Spicy food
4) Good book(s)/my e-reader
5) Ipod/comedy podcasts on Ipod
6) Phone/GPS on phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If, as the Buddhists say, desire is the cause of all suffering, what are you supposed to want out of life?
Is consciousness part of what might be dubbed "the soul," or is it merely an emergent property of brain activity?
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going to the movies with friends, at a show, reading a good book, soaking in the hot tub/playing in the pool, or saving the world from aliens (again).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid, during summer vacations I usually watched several soap operas, including Days of Our Lives and Passions. (there was nothing else to do...)
...in retrospect, I wish I had spent more time reading books. Wasted soooo much of my childhood watching crap tv. :)
You should message me if
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You're open minded and adventurous.
You have a good sense of humor and a positive outlook.
You're playful and maybe a little silly (or at least you try not to take yourself too seriously).
You dislike wasting other people's time just as much as you dislike people wasting yours.
You want to start a conversation and/or have something interesting to say!