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30 Dallas, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello there!

A few words that describe me: independent, optimist, goofball, logical, skeptic, open minded, empathetic, agnostic, feminist, humanist, liberal.

I'm a good cook, I like to travel, I'm into board games and fantasy and anime and stand-up comedy, and I'm always down for watching a documentary on birds/space/Genghis Khan/ect.

Looking for fellow weird person with whom I can cuddle and watch tv, prepare delicious food, ride roller coasters, travel the world, uppercut punch dinosaurs, and maybe go hiking or visit art museums once in a while. Not necessarily looking for something serious right away, but, as for my "long term" plans (4-6yrs), I'd like to get married and start a family. Finding my soul mate and falling madly in love factors strongly into that equation, but we have to find each other first :).

Update: you know all those pictures of me with glasses? Imagine them without the glasses anymore! Just got LASIK, and it's pretty awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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working in software quality assurance, being awesome, thinking, learning, ect.
Right now I like my job and career-wise I'm in a pretty good place. (other than needing to use this website, hah), life is pretty good!

Went to Japan last year, traveled across Europe a few years before that, and this year I did domestic and visited New York City. I really enjoy traveling (except maybe those million times that I made wrong turns and got lost in foreign cities, haha), and I intend to do more!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
noticing details, cooking, writing, board games, creating automated tests (my jorb), eating babies, spotting plot twists, appreciating irony
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, my sense of humor, my radio announcer speaking voice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Stranger than Fiction, Pacific Rim, Edge of Tomorrow, Inception, Interstellar, Moonrise Kingdom, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Silver Linings Playbook, Tropic Thunder, Hot Fuzz, the Hangover, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Amelie, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, the Fifth Element, Paranormal Activity, ect.

Comedians: Maria Bamford, Patton Oswalt, George Carlin, Steven Wright, Lewis Black, Demetri Martin, Jim Gaffigan, Louis C.K., Sarah Silverman, Marc Maron, Brian Reagan, Hannibal Buress, Ricky Gervais, and many more.

Books, series, authors: Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, Brandon Sanderson, Patricia Briggs, Tad Williams, Neal Stephenson, Robert Heinlein, Charlaine Harris, Laurel K. Hamilton, H.P. Lovecraft, the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Enders Game, Dune, Lonely Werewolf Girl, Thraxas, the Illuminatus! Trilogy, the Wheel of Time, a Song of Ice and Fire, ect.

Tv: Daily Show, Colbert, Portlandia, Broad City, You're the Worsts, Community, @Midnight, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, the IT Crowd, An Idiot Abroad, Scare Tactics, Children's Hospital, NTSF:SD:SUV::, Bojack Horseman, South Park, Archer, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, bunch of anime, Sherlock, Hannibal, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Helix, American Horror Story, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, Cosmos: A Space Time Odyssey, Face Off, American Ninja Warrior
Don't really like sports (besides American Ninja Warrior, which I LOVE). I find most any sport involving a ball to be pretty boring and pointless; sorry, sports fans! :)

Food: Indian, Thai, Middle Eastern, Chinese, Sushi, Mexican, Italian, and lots of various good foods. You know who you are, good foods.
I actually like to cook for myself fairly regularly; I make an excellent chicken curry (if I do say so myself) and (occasionally) some half decent banana bread.
LOVE spicy food; cannot stress this enough.

Music: Regina Spektor, Florence + the Machine, M.I.A., Rodrigo y Gabriella, Fiona Apple, Lorde, Amanda Palmer, the Dresden Dolls, Emma Pollock, St. Vincent, High and Mighty Color, the New Pornographers, the Sounds, Cobra Starship, the Black Belles, Disturbed, Powerman 5000, Bullet for My Valentine, ect.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Internet
2) Coffee
3) Spicy food
4) Good book(s)/my e-reader
5) Ipod/comedy podcasts on Ipod
6) Phone/GPS on phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
deep, important questions like 'How can we eat?'; 'Why do we eat?'; and 'Where shall we have lunch?'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going to the movies with friends, at a show, reading a good book, soaking in the hot tub/playing in the pool, or saving the world from aliens (again).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep going out with physicists and finding out we have no chemistry... This would be funnier if it weren't actually true, ;)

Also, I really enjoy watching other people play video games. Hah, not that I don't enjoy playing games myself, but I also just like hanging out and watching someone else play (especially RPGs).
You should message me if
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You have a good sense of humor and a positive outlook.
You're open minded and adventurous!
You're playful and maybe a little silly (or at least you try not to take yourself too seriously).
You're a person of your word, and if you make plans you try your best to keep them.
Or if you recognize my user name and appreciate my "quarky" sense of humor ;).

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