I'm looking for a rich sugar mommy to buy me stuff.
And someone with a decent sense of humour ;) I'm told mine is quite dry once in a while.
I'm not going to waste our time trying to convince you that I'm funny and smart and nice and bla bla bla like every other guy on this site.
Well, I am. But I'm also the most modest of them all! And I'm making the most of whichever situation I'm in.
Oh yeah, I'm German, so if you're into weird grammar and puzzling words together to form more complicated ones, you're in for a treat!