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30 Alameda, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 3
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am most fulfilled when I am working towards a goal. I tend to enjoy the journey more than the destination. I am constantly learning, changing and growing.

Instagram = gsauer
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Makin' friends and makin' movies.

I work as a freelance filmmaker. I mostly work on commercials and corporate branding type stuff. Its not super interesting but it is a lot of fun. Most of my free time is spent toiling away on some sort of film related activity, either shooting something with friends or re-editing old projects.

I'm an air force veteran as well. No, I can't fly a plane. While I was in the military I was stationed in Tokyo where I worked as an Air Traffic Controller. I did that and lived in Japan for around 3 years before I moved back to California. I didn't particularly fit in with military culture but I had a lot of fun working ATC and I cherish the time I got to spend in a country as wonderful as Japan.

I eventually wound up going to college and I've got a degree in filmmaking. I really enjoy creating and sharing stories and I aspire to write and direct a feature film sometime in the near future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't like listing things I'm good at. It feels too much like bragging and I'm not self-aggrandizing enough for all that. I also don't think I am particularly good at anything, not enough to feature as a selling point on my online dating profile at least. What if I say I'm good at bowling because I'm the best bowler in my inner circle, then you come along and you turn out to be a world champion at bowling? Suddenly I'm not very good at bowling. I guess everything is relative but I'm not about to say that I'm "really good" at something unless I'm Michael Phelps and I'm talking about swimming.

Here is a list of things I am bad at instead: (this is not a complete list)
Caring about filling this out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People comment on my elbow tattoo the most. Its a big flower and its fairly colorful so it sort of stands out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Star Trek
Punk, Indi, House, Hip-Hop and Folk
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Lots of whammy bar during face-melting guitar solos
Too Live Crew best of compilation CD
Great friends
Turkey and cranberry sandwiches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this where I'm supposed to list things that make me seem deep and profound? Ahem. I spend a lot of time thinking about social issues and our collective consciousness. Evolution occurs in populations. Are there pockets of people who have evolved already? Has the integration of technology into the western world made us into pseudo cyborgs (think cell phones and pacemakers). Are we on the cusp of the next human evolution? Will we enter a time where modern day humans are seen as our long past relatives in a manner similar to how we currently view chimps?

Sometimes I think about that stuff but mostly I'm just trying to figure out what I want for lunch, mostly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being typical.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I think adults who are way into Disney are strange. For the money you creeps spend collecting pins and buying over priced churros you could have, I dunno, visited a different country? Done something that changed the way you see the world? Lastly, if you have any photos of yourself next to a sedated tiger in a third world country you can fuck right off. If you can't figure out why I would think that is shitty we are not going to get along.

If you're a creative type I'd love to hear from you.