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27 M Elk Grove Village, IL

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a musician by education, techie by trade, and a geek at heart. Most Saturday nights, I'm out at the local bar, talking with friends and singing in front of strangers. I'm equally happy at home with a headset, laughing over games with far away friends.

I have a loud, clicky keyboard, and I love it. The days of $10 Microsoft keyboards are over for me forever.

I read, write, and daydream a lot. There are other worlds than these, and visiting and or creating them is something I've always loved. I'll pick apart and discuss things I've seen or read with the sort of delight and zeal I never had in High School English. I guess if no one makes you do it, it counts as fun.

I try to be the kind of person other people want to be around. It seems to be working.

I enjoy my life. Come enjoy it with me.
What I’m doing with my life
My business card says "IT Ninja," and it has a T-Rex on it. I work for a software company in the suburbs. I swear at computers to make them work. Ok, its probably the actual things I *do* that makes them work, but I'm positive that the profanity helps.

I game. I have friends I play with all over the world. Come join me down here in nerd town. It's fun.
I’m really good at
Fixing computers. Sometimes I broke them in the first place, but that's neither here nor there.

Karaoke. Seriously, not every song, but there's a few I can really pull off.

Conversations about books and movies. If I do or don't like something, I like to talk about why.

Support Morgana and jungle Udyr. I recently hit Platinum, and I'm a little proud.

Cooking decent bachelor food, mostly involving bacon. And hey, I can actually make some real food!
The first things people usually notice about me
I heard that I look like Frankie Muniz, of "Malcom in the Middle" fame. A drunk woman once told me I have hairy eyebrows. So logically, people first notice I look like Frankie Muniz with hairy eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Black Company, Lord of the Rings, Dresden Files, Dark Tower, Dune, Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and far too many more to list. I read a lot. In middle school, an English teacher once asked the class to write down every novel they'd ever read. I thought that was utterly absurd.

Movies: Dr. Strangelove (my stock answer), Office Space, Boondock Saints, The Avengers, The Warriors, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, The Empire Strikes Back, Cabin in the Woods, The Cornetto Trilogy, and others.

Games: League of Legends, Minecraft, Dark Souls, Payday 2, and Civilization V (Just one more turn)

TV: Psych, Whose Line, The Simpsons, Supernatural, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagaan, True Detective, and Community.

Music: Everything from Flogging Molly, to Gustav Mahler, to Wu-Tang Clan, to Ke$ha, and many things in between. My music on shuffle can lead to mood whiplash.

Food: Bacon. Everything's better with bacon. Also, El Famous Burrito.
The six things I could never do without
My computer with an internet connection
A good book
Diet Dr Pepper
Good People
My dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I would handle it if ninjas came crashing through the window.

What if I did *insert wildly inappropriate thing* right now? Like, what would happen? Hm. I'd probably get thrown out, end up super embarrassed, and maybe one some lists one would rather not be on. Ok, I guess I won't do that.
On a typical Friday night I am
In, gaming with my friends, relaxing from the week, or out at the local karaoke bar for drink and merriment. You should hear me sing "Drunken Lullabies" or "Inside Out."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a grown-ass man, and I sing along with Ke$ha alone in my car. I've sailed right past ironic appreciation, and landed solidly at genuine enjoyment. Zero Fucks Given.

I watched Pitch Perfect from start to finish. Alone.

If someone says "Blue Moon," I immediately launch into the Four Seasons song of the same name. I can't help it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You read a good book lately and want to tell someone about it.
-You miss Firefly.
-The odd discrepancies of the gun control allegory in Harry Potter sounds like a conversation you'd jump into.
-You drink whisky.
-You have an answer to "TSM or C9"
-You like dogs. My dog is awesome, if a bit spazzy.
-You've got a handle on your life, and are looking for someone to share it with.