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28 Elk Grove Village, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:14pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Musician by education, techie by trade, and a geek at heart. Karaoke Saturday Night Superstar. Writer, gamer, dog owner. I love to watch blacksmithing videos, and when I have a house, I'm building a forge and learning to make knives.

I'm teaching myself the guitar. My fingers hurt.

I try to be the kind of person other people want to be around. It seems to be working.

I enjoy my life. Come enjoy it with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My business card says "IT Ninja," and it has a T-Rex on it. I work for a software company in the suburbs. I swear at computers to make them work. Ok, its probably the actual things I *do* that makes them work, but I'm positive that the profanity helps.

I game. I have friends I play with all over the world. Come join me down here in nerd town. It's fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing computers. Sometimes I broke them in the first place, but that's neither here nor there.

Karaoke. Seriously, not every song, but there's a few I can really pull off.

Conversations about books and movies. If I do or don't like something, I like to talk about why. I'm told my rants are entertaining.

Top lane Cho'Gath. I'm plat, and kinda proud of it.

Cooking decent bachelor food, mostly involving bacon. And hey, I can actually make some real food!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I heard that I look like Frankie Muniz, of "Malcom in the Middle" fame. A drunk woman once told me I have hairy eyebrows. So logically, people first notice I look like Frankie Muniz with hairy eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Black Company, Lord of the Rings, Dresden Files, Dark Tower, Dune, Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and far too many more to list. I read a lot. In middle school, an English teacher once asked the class to write down every novel they'd ever read. I thought that was utterly absurd.

Movies: Dr. Strangelove (my stock answer), Office Space, Boondock Saints, The Avengers, The Warriors, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, The Empire Strikes Back, Cabin in the Woods, The Cornetto Trilogy, and others.

Games: League of Legends, Minecraft, Dark Souls, Payday 2, and Civilization V (Just one more turn)

TV: Psych, Whose Line, The Simpsons, Supernatural, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagaan, True Detective, Rick and Morty, and Community.

Music: Everything from Flogging Molly, to Gustav Mahler, to Wu-Tang Clan, to Ke$ha, and many things in between. My music on shuffle can lead to mood whiplash.

Food: Bacon. Everything's better with bacon. Also, El Famous Burrito in Lombard. Those guys know my order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer with an internet connection
A good book
Diet Dr Pepper
Good People
My dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why don't wizards in Harry Potter practice wand-less magic more? Like, it's literally the first thing a wizard does in their wizarding career, and after that, only the super-powers bother with it. Imagine being able to summon your wand to your hand. Expelliarmus my ass!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In, gaming with my friends, relaxing from the week, or out at the local karaoke bar for drink and merriment. You should hear me sing "Drunken Lullabies", "Inside Out," or "Can't hold us."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a grown-ass man, and I sing along with Ke$ha alone in my car. I've sailed right past ironic appreciation, and landed solidly at genuine enjoyment. Zero Fucks Given.

I watched Pitch Perfect from start to finish. Alone.

If someone says "Blue Moon," I immediately launch into the Four Seasons song of the same name. I can't help it.
You should message me if
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-You'd help me put together my Imperial Guardsman cosplay.
-You read a good book lately and want to tell someone about it.
-You miss Firefly.
-The odd discrepancies of the gun control allegory in Harry Potter sounds like a conversation you'd jump into.
-You drink whisky.
-You have an answer to "TSM or CLG"
-You like dogs. My dog is awesome, if a bit spazzy.
-You've got a handle on your life, and are looking for someone to share it with.