28 Elk Grove Village, IL
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My self-summary
I'm an unapologetic nerd, and my dog doesn't judge me. I like video games, RPG's with good friends, and karaoke in sports bars.

I enjoy my life. Come enjoy it with me.
What I’m doing with my life
My business card says "IT Ninja," and it has a T-Rex on it. I work for a software company in the suburbs. I swear at computers to make them work. Ok, its probably the actual things I *do* that makes them work, but I'm positive that the profanity helps.

I game. I have friends I play with all over the world. Come join me down here in nerd town. It's fun.
I’m really good at
Fixing computers. Sometimes I broke them in the first place, but that's neither here nor there.

Karaoke. Seriously, not every song, but there's a few I can really pull off.

Conversations about books and movies. If I do or don't like something, I like to talk about why. I'm told my rants are entertaining.

Top lane Cho'Gath. I'm plat, and kinda proud of it.

Cooking decent food. I'm not a chef or anything, but I can make some tasty stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I heard that I look like Frankie Muniz, of "Malcom in the Middle" fame. A drunk woman once told me I have hairy eyebrows. So logically, people first notice I look like Frankie Muniz with hairy eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Black Company, Lord of the Rings, Dresden Files, Dark Tower, Dune, Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and far too many more to list. I read a lot.

Movies: Dr. Strangelove (my stock answer), Office Space, Boondock Saints, The Avengers, The Warriors, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, The Empire Strikes Back, Cabin in the Woods, The Cornetto Trilogy, and others.

Games: League of Legends, Minecraft, Dark Souls, Company of Heroes.

TV: Psych, Whose Line, The Simpsons, Supernatural, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagaan, True Detective, Rick and Morty, and Community.

Music: Lately? Brand New, Taylor Swift, Eminem, Childish Gambino, Mahler, Flogging Molly.

Food: Bacon. Everything's better with bacon. My favorite burrito place closed, and now my life is an empty shell.
The six things I could never do without
My computer with an internet connection
A good book
Diet Dr Pepper
Good People
My dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why don't wizards in Harry Potter practice wand-less magic more? Like, it's literally the first thing a wizard does in their wizarding career, and after that, only the super-powers bother with it. Imagine being able to summon your wand to your hand. Expelliarmus my ass!
On a typical Friday night I am
In, gaming with my friends, relaxing from the week, or out at the local karaoke bar for drink and merriment. You should hear me sing "Drunken Lullabies", "Inside Out," or "Rap God."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a grown-ass man, and I sing along with Ke$ha alone in my car. I've sailed right past ironic appreciation, and landed solidly at genuine enjoyment. Zero Fucks Given.

I watched Pitch Perfect from start to finish. Alone.

If someone says "Blue Moon," I immediately launch into the Four Seasons song of the same name. I can't help it.
You should message me if
-You can nerd out over something
-You want to come see Brand New and Modest Mouse with me this July
-You read a good book lately and want to tell someone about it.
-You miss Firefly.
-You like dogs. My dog is awesome, if a bit spazzy.
-You've got a handle on your life, and are looking for someone to share it with.