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Guacamolejunkie

54 M Wilton, CT

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Back in Fairfield County after living in NYC (Astoria) the past few years.

...good friends, good food, San Juan for a short break from the crazy, NY Yankees, the gym in moderation, nights out, DVD with a glass of Vino or diet coke and a blanket, Sunday brunch, great relationships, open to New ideas..I'm a guy who can dispense wonderful advice.

Like everybody else on this site, I am well-read, well-traveled, accomplished, driven and generally faultless.

Mellow and chill, but but not afraid to call you on your shit when you need it.

Empty nester
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually feel comfy with me pretty quickly...I'm a great listener :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not a huge TV guy, but there are some no miss TV shows for me:

Breaking Bad
Downton Abby
Walking Dead
Game of Thrones
Dig the movies! I'm really flexible on that front, but given the choice on Netflix, I'll almost always gravitate to anything Indy.
It's a disaster
Arthur Newman
Evening
360
Hello Lonesome
21 Grams
The Burning Plain

Y'all get the idea

I would like some type of accolades for not listing Shawshank Redemption or Fight Club.

Food-I'll go mostly ethnic-. When on vacation, I'll always hit up the concierge for their favorites that are off the beaten path.

Bach to Bruce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
in my short time on the planet I've found it's best not to obsess and overthink, as it'll eat out your insides...which is no bueno.

why I seem to have an inordinately high match % with women that live in Brooklyn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Occasionally in, occasionally out. It's a wildcard night for me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm notorious for having breakfast for dinner

Great internet quote-"I've thought more about running away as an adult then I ever did as a child!"!

Also.. As I've Perused the different profiles, I see people a bit snarky about answering the above question. It's framed to say what you're willing to admit. Not to have to give up your most private secret. Put something down. Be funny with it. It's all good :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–54
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're fun, funny, witty, and quirky..bonus points if you're some combination of Lady Sybil Crawley, Mallory Knox, and Denerys Targaryan....sans dragons.

Above all, if you have Maggie Smith's wit, feel free to pass go and collect the winnings.