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Guacandroll

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm really sarcastic and think they should create a sarcastic font so when you write sarcastic things, people don't think you're serious.
I’m really good at
Filling out profiles on dating sites
The first things people usually notice about me
My grandma says I'm soooo handsome
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Curb, true detective, Friday night lights, the wire, shameless, game of thrones. Diners, drive ins and dives

Movies: Billy Madison, Caddyshack, The Departed

Music: My spotify ranges from country to Disney to old school hip hop to emo to indie to Book of Mormon soundtrack

Food: My velveeta cheese dip and Ice cream and judging by my screen name I guess guac
The six things I could never do without
Netflix
Spotify
Jcrew factory
Passport
The ice cream section at the supermarket
Hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to write as an answer to this question. Still got nothing
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing headstands at all of NYC's fanciest establishments
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My bar mitzvah theme was professional wrestling
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to. I don't discriminate. And you have fingers or Siri