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Guacandroll

28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really sarcastic and think they should create a sarcastic font so when you write sarcastic things, people don't think you're serious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out profiles on dating sites
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My grandma says I'm soooo handsome
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Curb, true detective, Friday night lights, the wire, shameless, game of thrones. Diners, drive ins and dives

Movies: Billy Madison, Caddyshack, The Departed

Music: My spotify ranges from country to Disney to old school hip hop to emo to indie to Book of Mormon soundtrack

Food: My velveeta cheese dip and Ice cream and judging by my screen name I guess guac
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix
Spotify
Jcrew factory
Passport
The ice cream section at the supermarket
Hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to write as an answer to this question. Still got nothing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing headstands at all of NYC's fanciest establishments
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bar mitzvah theme was professional wrestling
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. I don't discriminate. And you have fingers or Siri