Writing stories, either to publish, or to scream at random people I pass on the street. Guerilla storytelling, crazy or crazy brilliant?

Non-sequiturs.

I wouldn't know, I've yet to master telepathy.

Writers: Neil Gaiman, George R. R. Martin, Nick Harkaway, Douglas Coupland, Cory Doctorow, John Hodgman,

Movies: Star Wars, Ghostbusters, No Country For Old Men, Taken, Shaun of the Dead, Highlander, Scott Pilgrim vs The World,

Shows: Archer, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, The IT Crowd, Quantum Leap, Community, 30 Rock, QI, Sherlock, Life on Mars, Firefly,

Music: The Decemberists, We Are Scientists, Rise Against, Rush, Arcade Fire, Faunts, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Silversun Pickups,

Food: Sushi and Pizza, the two greatest foods ever invented.

Something to write on
Sushi
Oxygen
The internet
The ability to count

Out with friends, down at the pub or out seeing a movie. Both good options.

There's like a 90% chance I will take over the world.

You've not been put off by a low level of insanity.