I'm a young twenty-something white male software engineer living in Austin who likes craft beer and has ironic facial hair. I'm a unique snowflake, yo.
I'm a huge nerd for standup comedy and sci-fi, I've been getting really into fitness and nutrition in the last year, and I could talk for days about beer and whiskey. I am fully aware that the inventors of the GIF image format pronounce it with a soft "G" (as in "gin") but I pronounce it with a hard "G" (as in "gift") because fuck them, they ain't the boss of me. Sometimes when I'm reading in bed I'll nod off and drop my book on my face. I brew my coffee using fresh, locally roasted beans and an aeropress so I can start my day off with a healthy dose of caffeine and pretense. I love developing new hobbies, so hit me up if you want to teach a stranger to do something cool.
Oh, and I'm ENTJ and a dog person, in case you care. In case you don't care, I'm ISFP and a cat person.