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23 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:59pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, German (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
You know when you see a guy idly stroking his facial hair looking deep in thought? He's actually just thinking "fuck this feels good."

I'm a software engineer who just moved to Austin in the fall. I'm a huge nerd for standup comedy and sci-fi, I've been getting really into fitness and nutrition in the last year, and I could talk for days about beer and whiskey. I am fully aware that the inventors of the GIF image format pronounce it with a soft "G" (as in "gin") but I pronounce it with a hard "G" (as in "gift") because fuck them, they ain't the boss of me. Sometimes when I'm reading in bed I'll nod off and drop my book on my face. I'm fucking awful at bar trivia but I play every week. I love developing new hobbies, so hit me up if you want to teach a stranger to do something cool.

Oh, and I'm ENTJ and a dog person, in case you care. In case you don't care, I'm ISFP and a cat person.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from Purdue last May, got a job as a software engineer, and moved to Austin to become a productive member of society (read: corporate sellout). This city is fantastic and my life seems to be going in a great direction despite my best attempts to derail it. I'm looking to try new things and grow as a person or some shit, I've found a great group of friends, and I've had a blast so far seeing what Austin has to offer.

I've been brewing beer for years because my dad knows a thing or two about raising children. I just started DM-ing a Pathfinder campaign that I'm writing from scratch. I used to be into archery and maybe I'll get into that again. After a number of years being chubby and then skinnyfat, I discovered weight lifting and finally mustered up the willpower to start earning the body I want. I cook a lot and I've fallen in love with my cast iron skillet. I'm currently trying to re-read all of the A Song of Ice and Fire series before Game of Thrones season 4 starts.
I’m really good at
- Humility
- Self-aggrandizement
- Becoming best friends with your dog
- Brewing
- Google-fu
- I make a mean egg drop soup
The first things people usually notice about me
It's either that I'm tall or that I have some pretty adorable dimples. Seriously, they're precious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, the ASOIAF series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Zombie Survival Guide, Dune, The Gods Themselves, anything by Asimov or Heinlein, Dracula

Movies: Die Hard, motherfucking Lego Movie, The Fifth Element, Black Dynamite, Pulp Fiction and everything else by Tarantino, everything Pixar, The Shawshank Redemption, Airplane!

Shows: Community, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Psych, Dexter, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Malcolm in the Middle, Avatar: The Last Airbender (also The Legend of Korra), Adventure Time, Archer, My Strange Addiction (I can't help myself), Sherlock, Doctor Who

Music: Led Zeppelin, Andrew Bird, Harley Poe, The Dodos, Macklemore, Flogging Molly, The Devil Makes Three, most electronic music genres (House, Hardstyle, Acid Jazz, Trip-Hop, etc), Trombone Shorty, Alestorm, The Dreadnoughts

Food: Hoppy beer, peated whisky, and spicy food. Done.

Comedians: John Mulaney, Hannibal Buress, Louis CK, Mike Birbiglia, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Gary Gulman, Dan Cummins, Mitch Hedberg, Donald Glover, Doug Benson, Tig Notaro, Kyle Kinane
The six things I could never do without
- Computer and phone. beep beep boop boop
- Beer/scotch/fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas
- Friends, family, my dogs, all that mushy stuff
- Pajama pants with lobsters on them (trust me, they're rad)
- The occasional quiet night at home
- High thread count sheets. It's like sleeping in lotion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to add additional contractions to "y'all" (y'all are --> y'all're). Why my Keurig machine makes small cups when I hit the large cup button and makes large cups when I hit the small cup button. How I feel about the Oxford comma. Why the last episode of BSG sucked so badly. You can just buy a Klondike bar.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends or in with friends. Sometimes I'm out or in without friends, and that about covers all the options.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Backstreet Boys: Black & Blue was the first album I ever owned.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You have the irresistible urge to talk to a stranger
- You have or know someone who has a corgi. Or if you are a corgi. I'm not judgmental.
- You know a joke so bad it'll make me throw my phone