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GuideOwl

24 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know when you see a guy idly stroking his facial hair looking deep in thought? He's actually just thinking "fuck this feels good."

I'm a young twenty-something white male software engineer living in Austin who likes craft beer and has ironic facial hair. Thanks Austin.

Rationality, honesty, rigor, and clear communication are important. I have very strong opinions about very many things and I love being proven wrong. Mean people are the worst. The saying "my rights end where yours begin" resonates with me. I'm a feminist and I think it's weird that being a feminist is something I think I should have to specify.

I'm eating Bluebell pistachio almond ice cream with my pants off while watching Mean Girls right now. I am fully aware that the inventors of the GIF image format pronounce it with a soft "G" (as in "gin") but I pronounce it with a hard "G" (as in "gift") because fuck them, they ain't the boss of me. Sometimes when I'm reading in bed I'll nod off and drop my book on my face. I love developing new hobbies, so hit me up if you want to teach a stranger to do something cool.

Oh, and I'm ENTJ and a dog person, in case you care. In case you don't care, I'm ISFP and a cat person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Me: You know this metal rectangle full of little lights?
You: Yeah.
Me: I spend most of my life pressing buttons to make the pattern of lights change however I want.
You: Sounds good.
Me: But today, the pattern of lights is all wrong!
You: Oh god! Try pressing more buttons!
Me: IT'S NOT HELPING!

I've been brewing beer for years because my dad knows a thing or two about raising children. I also started getting into fancypants coffee and whisky recently to keep growing the list of things I can feel superior about. Filthy casuals. I started lifting a couple years ago so I can eat more food and look good naked. I cook a lot and I've fallen in love with my cast iron skillet. I've developed an interest in natural language processing and I'm taking online courses in my free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Humility
- Self-aggrandizement
- Becoming best friends with your dog
- Goofy portmanteaus
- Google-fu
- I make a mean egg drop soup
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall. Beard. Dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, the ASOIAF series, Worm, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality (My close friend's sister is dating EY. It's okay to be envious.), Syntactic Structures by Noam Chomsky, The Gods Themselves, anything by Asimov or Heinlein, Dracula

Movies: Die Hard, motherfucking Lego Movie, The Fifth Element, Black Dynamite, Pulp Fiction and everything else by Tarantino, everything Pixar, The Shawshank Redemption, Airplane!

Shows: Community, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Psych, 30 Rock, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Malcolm in the Middle, Avatar: The Last Airbender (also The Legend of Korra), Adventure Time, Archer, My Strange Addiction (I can't help myself), Sherlock, Doctor Who

Music: Gramatik, Caravan Palace, Major Lazer, The Floozies, Kat Edmonson, Griz, Krewella, Led Zeppelin, Die Antwoord, Andrew Bird, The Devil Makes Three, Trombone Shorty, Alestorm, The Dreadnoughts, Harley Poe, The Dodos, Macklemore, Flogging Molly

Food: Hoppy beer, peated whisky, and spicy food. Done.

Games: Dark Souls, Ratchet and Clank series, The Last of Us, Tomb Raider, Titanfall, Portal, Killing Floor, The Stanley Parable, Half-Life series, Far Cry series (2 was garbage), The Elder Scrolls series, The Legend of Zelda series, Goat Simulator

Comedians: John Mulaney, Hannibal Buress, Pete Holmes, Myq Kaplan, Louis CK, Mike Birbiglia, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Gary Gulman, Dan Cummins, Mitch Hedberg, Donald Glover, Doug Benson, Tig Notaro, Kyle Kinane
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Beard oil to keep my coat shiny and healthy.
- KUTX. Specifically, all the weird shit John Aielli says.
- Coffee, whiskey, beer, frozen fruity bullshit with tiny umbrellas
- Pajama pants with lobsters on them
- Picking heavy things up and putting them back down again.
- The Funk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to add additional contractions to "y'all" (y'all are --> y'all're). Whether Goku or Superman would win in a fight. How Benjen finds the time to be Daario, the Crow's Eye, and Ser Pounce all while taking Bran & Friends north of the Wall. You can just buy a Klondike bar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
flexing in the mirror and giving myself pep talks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Backstreet Boys: White & Gold was the first album I ever owned.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You have the irresistible urge to talk to a stranger.
- You have or know someone who has a corgi. Or if you are a corgi. I'm not judgmental.
- You know a joke so bad it'll make me throw my phone.