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28 / M / Straight / Single

Denham Springs, Louisiana

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Here's where I'm supposed to gush about who I am, what I do, My passions, and things I dislike, so lets get down to it.
I'm a nerd, I mean, a big one, I'm the kind of guy some of your exes most likely tried to beat the crap out of when we were all wee niblets, Video games? Check, Comic books? Check, All manner of gizmos and gadgets, computers and laptops/tablets and cellular devices? Check. If you break It, I can fix it, If you encrypt it, I can Hack or crack it. That's how I have always been. I love my music, my art, my games, and chipping away into the wee hours of the night, working on my games and programs. I'm an open book, however, and I'm not so much cut and dry as this tiny dialog box, so please, send me a message, lets get chatting, and I'll answer any questions you might have.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend a good amount of time at work, like most bipedal human males do. I have multiple incomes, I'm a dedicated worker, I currently work at home depot, and I run a computer and cellphone repair service from home, I'm also a software algorithmic programmer. and I also have a minor income through youtube. I'd like to be spending time with a special someone, showering that person with affection, until then, I'll have to make do with art, Music, and Keeping my mind on making money.
I’m really good at
oh ho, Depending on how you look at this question, this could quickly get a mature rating. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
If It's not the limp in my leg I gained from an industrial accident, It's the fact that I've got a very morbid, mob sense of humor. :) I also live life my way, and I don't follow fads, which sometimes leaves me looking like a humongous nerd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-----books----
Anything Clive Barker, Stephen king, Garth Ennis, And Chuck Palahniuk,My favorite artists are Matt Herms and Anyone in the Zerofriends Network.

----Movies----
Tron, anything terminator or die hard, I love Bruce willis movies, Star wars, Star trek, Fight club, Saving private ryan, Paul,I'm an anime fan, and Own pretty much everything studio Ghibli related, so I'm sure that will come up sooner or later, you've been warned.

----Shows----
Now, I love top shot, and almost everything on Discovery or the History channel, I don't care for Big Bang theory, but I love Doctor who and the IT crowed, And parks and recreation.

----Music----
Anything besides country, that stuff is depressing as anyone's business, but my music depends on my mood, ranging from metal, to chiptunes, techno to Ska, anything that gets my feet tapping, my head bobbing, and puts me in a great mood, I live with my headphones on.

----Food----
I try to eat at least once a day, ha, isnt that a surprise? no, I love italian, And sushi, but I love love loveeee chili dogs.
The six things I could never do without
Cellular phone
Computer
I really couldn't think of anything else I couldn't live without. so.. thats a good feeling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Goals in my life of one day finally owning my own home. in a stable, money sufficient environment.
On a typical Friday night I am
...skyrim, team fortress 2, stacking mountain dew cans on my desk one after another while playing Battlefield 3.. comon, we've covered this, right? I'm not a club goer, I like a nice peaceful atmosphere. my idea of a romantic night is grabbing a couple of netflix movies, or redbox, and making dinner for 2, and enjoying them together. y'know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Bigger girls get my attention faster than most. I like plus sized girls, and thats a good thing :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You like to laugh
you have a goofy/nerdy/morbid sense of humor.
you need a player 2 for a game ;)
you need someone's shoulder to cry on
I love to listen to you, your problems are MY problems, and I treat them as such.
and I know this is pretty shallow, but I have to tell you, that big girls really, REALLY rock my world. so if you're shy about your weight, please don't be. ;)
You are not playing games, I can't tell you how many people I've tried to meet on here, who have profiles complaining about how lonely they are, then keep coming up with excuses or flat out ignore me.
oh god, please don't claim to be a nerd,or gamer, just because you watch the big bang theory, or you got a 'puter from your parents, and play farmville, that stuff really just kills me on the inside, you have no idea.
Even if you don't want to consider dating me, I'm still open to listen to anyones problems, I've lived a pretty amazing life, and I have life experience for almost any situation, I'm always here for you, stranger.