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40 • Vienna, VA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 31–42
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Online now!
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- When drinking
- Not at all
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
- Working on university
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs
- English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
Other than that, I'm a typical geek. Just don't expect me to know everything about Star Trek or anything: the geekiness is kept under lock and key along with the esoteric non sequiturs... unless I really think you would get it.
According to Myers-Briggs personality sorter I'm one of those rare INTPs. From what I can tell it seems to indicate I'm reasonably intelligent yet absorbed in thoughts other than what is going on around me. I can identify with that seeing as how every year or so I find myself staring down at my untied shoelaces muttering, "How did these go again?" Humbling experience I can assure you.
I don't believe there is any accounting for taste but I am relatively certain there is an actuarial algorithm.
I am not a cabbage, not an adjective, and amused
- Making random succinct observations.
- Wandering around and getting lost for hours at a time.
- Making my nephew smile. He's only six months old so it's not terribly hard.
- Making myself look like a total goofball on Online Personality Profiles. Join me! It's fun!
B.) Mainstream movies are okay I guess but I typically tend to more indie and art house selections. I also grew up watching MST3K so on occasion I like to watch some absolute crap for a giggle. Looking over at my collection I guess it's fair to say that I enjoyed: "Schizopolis", "True Stories", "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead", "Attack the Gas Station", "Cannibal!: The Musical", "Dr. Stranglove", "Putney Swope", "Big Fish", "F for Fake", "Ikiru" and Hal Hartley films.
C.) Firewater, Negativland, B. Hamilton, Wye Oak, Polyphonic Spree, the Flaming Lips, Cop Shoot Cop, Souls Coughing, Eleni Mandell, the Eels, Ozomatli, Senor Coconut, Steel Pole Bath Tub, Mudhoney, Dead Kennedys, Dropkick Murphys, the Scofflaws, the Bouncing Souls, Stubborn All-Stars, Wire, Dresden Dolls, Arcade Fire, Blue Meanies, Barkmarket, Wye Oak, B. Hamilton, Cars Can Be Blue
D.) the edible kind, but mostly Burmese and Thai with the occasional mad craving for something greasy.
Every now and then in my spare time I try and mull over a plan for world domination that does not include killer robots, clone armies, doomsday devices or some such wild plot. The one I have going right now might even work if I had funds/ambition to implement it.
Every now and again I get the feeling that someone somewhere is reading this because I was at the top of their "likely matches" list and are probably having a good scare about now and possibly wondering what that could mean about them.
Also, it should be noted that I spent a recent evening watching a documentary about the Helvetica typeface and was absolutely enthralled from start to finish.
You wear an XL size hat. You have a sneaking suspicion that you might not be 100% compatible with yourself either. If you have a compatibility rating of over 96% (read: you have the potential to be a better friend to me than I can) don't bother as you are in all probability a theoretical construct. Sorry I'm a bit biased, I prefer real folks.
P.S. You do realize that when they ask you for the most private thing you are willing to admit they are asking for that first thing you will ADMIT to that comes after all all the things you won't. The implication being that there is a threshold. Therefore an answer of "No" is not what was being asked for. It's sad that so many women here harp on the proper usage of "their", "there" and "they're" yet fail at basic reading comprehension.
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