Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's 2014, and my resolution is to get laid every day of the
(Editor's note: So much for that plan. Every week?)
(Update: Whatever, resolutions are stupid anyway.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, right now I'm drinking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning alcohol into regret.
I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds.
Two dirty dogs in a bathtub. Well, I don't really know if I am or
not, would you like to try it with me? Look it up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh, you know, I'm just reading the Bible and Mein Kampf, my two
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Froyo. Bitches love froyo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think James Franco's use of social media to sleaze onto
young women is an inappropriate use of technology, send me a
picture of your boobs. Seriously, show me your boobs. Snapchat:
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.