GuitarHurricane
31 Fort Collins, CO
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My self-summary
I am genuinely happy due to my PHD in sarcasm and my ability to find humor in every situation.

I am a huge nerd/geek/dork
I blues dance
Play guitar, a professional musician/songwriter
My band: www.ThreeShotsBand.com
love to debate or discuss, not argue
I prefer a night in over a night out.
Dark beer, port wine, and whiskey!
I am an individual relativist, existential, stoic
Degrees: Audio and Recording Tech, Music Industry studies (I am damn educated!)
INTJ bordering E
intelligent, charismatic, and hilarious. :)

Not a foodie: food is for function not for fun
Not much wander lust
Do not live vicariously through the hard work, triumphs and/or failures of professional athletes.

I want a strong willed, like minded woman, someone driven, who can challenge me, and who wants to join me in taking over the world one gig at a time.

Im tired of games, i am tired of going on first dates and want something long term and real.
What I’m doing with my life
I am either working or gigging. Time for nerdy things when i can.
I’m really good at
Playing guitar: yay music!
Writing: songs, poetry, speeches
Talking/Listening: competed in forensics at the college level for years
Breathing: at this point in my life i think i have mastered it
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, it is really curly! The side burns and my height, bit of a tall guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Death a Life, Name of the Wind, Darth Bane: Path of Destruction, The Night Angel Trilogy, the book of nightmares and anything by Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz

Movies: Might have to come back to this one but for now... Blues Brothers, Black Snake Moan, Hamlet 2, The Goods, Serenity, What we do is Secret, SLC Punk, Saved, Juno, Thank you for Smoking, Pitch Black, REPO! The Genetic Opera, Dead poets society, Boondock Saints 1 and 2, Zombieland and PCU to name a few. I am a sucker for a good chick flick/romantic comedy: Bridget Jones, He's just not that into you, Ugly truth... and others.

Shows: FireFly, Big Bang Theory, Always sunny in Philadelphia, Kings, South Park, Family Guy, Burn Notice

Music: wow, this list could go on forever... But SRV is God! Sean Costello is my king and Kid Rock is my rock and roll Jesus. Ill have to come back... but i like good music, i know that is stupid to say but its true, if it moves you physically or emotionally it is good, for me this rules out almost all reggae, rap and blue grass.

Food: Cheese Cake! Also love breakfast food if possible for every meal.
The six things I could never do without
I am a simple guy with simple wants and needs which includes the cold side of the pillow and breakfast food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which era i should have been born in, 40's or medieval. If all it takes to be a super hero... if you don't have super powers is creativity and copious amounts of cash... Bill Gates really messed up.

There is no bigger lie in online dating than 'I like meeting new people'

How online dating is a very odd form of window shopping :)

So many women want to meet someone... yet so few return a message, defeatist much? :)
On a typical Friday night I am
There really is no typical, if I am not working I can be a home body or go out I am up for going with the flow, 'I am a leaf on the wind.'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spend weekends with the Avengers doing CrossFit and moonlight as a legal assistant for a law firm that specializes in robot vs. alien hate crimes. From time to time, i try my had at Dragon training. I am a professional napper and certified snuggler.
You should message me if
I am looking for someone who is nerdy-ish, cute, christian, conservative-ish, outgoing, intelligent, supportive, who doesnt smoke

Looking for long term and/or a snuggle buddy.

If you are bored and/or are interested. I am looking for someone who is independent. Friends, come one come all but as far as a relationship, I need someone who is as busy with their goals as I am with mine or is game to help with the being a bad ass musician thing.

If you are actually interested in meeting in person and going on a date, ill bring the flowers.

I am 6ft 3ft, you must be shorter :)

You miss 100% of the opportunities you never take so say, "Hi" (It is a perfectly legit conversation starter) please don't just 'like'

Food for thought: http://thoughtcatalog.com/geoffrey-asmus/2015/06/12-meaningless-online-dating-profile-phrases/?utm_content=buffer5f9ef&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
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