Ok, I decided that I need to rewrite this part of my profile. I think it was coming across wrong.
I am divorced. Have been for over 3 years. There is no chance of us rekindling the love and putting it back together. We have moved on. I moved away and now I'm back to be closer to my kids.
Yes I have kids. Maybe in time you will get to meet them, but not for a while. They're my kids and when I'm ready to introduce you, you'll meet them.
I smoke. Why? Because I'm less of an @$$hole when I smoke. When I quit smoking, nobody wants to be near me. Not even me. It's not a chain smoking thing, it's just a couple a day, but it happens. If you can't accept it, move along.
Oh the "important" qualities that I always see in other profiles... Yes I have my own place. It's in midtown. No roommates, moms, ex's, etc. Just me.
I have a job. I just got a second job as a carriage driver downtown.
I have a vehicle. I had a motorcycle, but it was stolen and the MPD hasn't found it yet. Truth be told, I don't think they're really looking for it. So I got a truck with doors that lock and an alarm on it.
I'm independent, but I could sure use some company.
I have an Xbox that is my main source of entertainment when I'm home. It's great to escape for a while into one of my games, and it plays movies. I got my Internet back and I have Netflix again! I really don't watch too much tv anymore. I have shows I like and I'll catch them on the instant queue.
Ok so I think I have done what I set out to do. Yes I have a place of my own, a vehicle, and a job. I love my kids enough to shield them until its the right time. I smoke because I'm nicer that way.
I prefer to wear t-shirts and jeans or camo shorts. I know it's not all that attractive, but it's my style and I'm comfortable with it. Yes, most of my shirts have things printed on them. I'm kind of proud of my Tshirt collection. I've worked hard to capture the true essence of me through writing on the front of my shirt. If that's not your thing, move along.
What I am looking for is a sarcastic, witty, sexy woman who can take the good with the bad and laugh about it when it's all said and done. I would really prefer to find someone in midtown or close by midtown.
Have you heard the song "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake? That's the girl I'm looking for. Fun enough to party and play with, smart and serious to get the job done. I like tattoos on women. I have several myself.
So part of my problem is this... I'm shy, deep down. But because of what I do, I have to be outgoing. And I can do that, but I can't walk up and strike up a conversation with a pretty woman on the street because if I did, a blubbering idiot would open his mouth and start talking. And she walks away wondering who let the weirdo out. C'est la vie