Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ooh I love these kinds of questions. Let’s see, how to succinctly
sum up an entire lifetime of experiences in a short summary. I have
a kick-ass career where I get to save lives that provides me
fulfillment and pays well. I own my own house and get to do
whatever I want. I drink beer and play loud music at night and
there’s no one to stop me haha! I’m also critical of online
Online dating is silly. Why, you ask? There’s no motivation for
commitment to quality. As a male, I know I can send out a hundred
messages to a hundred different women. A few of these messages may
ever be read, and even less replied to. There’s a reason why the
next information on a female profile after the name is how often
they reply. Women are drowned in the endless sea of hollow messages
from horny brainless males pretending (or attempting) to be
interesting for the slight chance of procuring sex. Without the
embarrassment and reflection that comes with face-to-face
rejection, men are free to put next to no effort in their attempts
at attraction. When women are flooded with messages like, “HEY, UR
HOT, WANNA FUK?” it’s no surprise they wonder where all the good
guys have gone. Conversely, the only requirement for women to
receive tons of these kinds of messages is to post a few top-down
angled pictures with a bit of cleavage and they can enjoy the pick
of the litter of men without substance.
Not that any of it matters. Screw it and have fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having to work only 3 days a week, doing a few assignments here and
there for my graduate degree, and learning to sing the high notes
to Chris Cornell songs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Screwing up the high notes to Chris Cornell songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
“Damn, how did he get to be so good looking?”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything I like is totally awesome in my opinion. Either you like
it or you don’t. I like being introduced to things I’ve never heard
of. I also like introducing people to things they’ve never heard
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could be a smartass and say obvious things like water and oxygen
like a lot of people, but I really enjoy the vibration of
wound-metal strings coursing through the wood body of a guitar, the
scent of freshly brewed coffee filling the air before work, a warm
cozy bed with company on winter mornings, dark Belgian beers in a
tall pilsner glass, and the endless quest for knowledge and
understanding of life. I don’t know what the sixth thing is just
yet, maybe I’ll find out eventually.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does my singing voice sound so much better in the shower than
it does everywhere else?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling on the couch with good friends, shooting the breeze and
playing a rousing game of drink the beer while we find humorous
videos to watch. Or perhaps I am reading a bedtime story to my 3
year old daughter before tucking her into bed after a day's worth
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like a lot of Third Eye Blind songs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find my message buried amongst the sea.
Who are you looking for?
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