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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 11
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Has a kid
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ooh I love these kinds of questions. Let’s see, how to succinctly sum up an entire lifetime of experiences in a short summary. I have a kick-ass career where I get to save lives that provides me fulfillment and pays well. I own my own house and get to do whatever I want. I drink beer and play loud music at night and there’s no one to stop me haha! I’m also critical of online dating.

Online dating is silly. Why, you ask? There’s no motivation for commitment to quality. As a male, I know I can send out a hundred messages to a hundred different women. A few of these messages may ever be read, and even less replied to. There’s a reason why the next information on a female profile after the name is how often they reply. Women are drowned in the endless sea of hollow messages from horny brainless males pretending (or attempting) to be interesting for the slight chance of procuring sex. Without the embarrassment and reflection that comes with face-to-face rejection, men are free to put next to no effort in their attempts at attraction. When women are flooded with messages like, “HEY, UR HOT, WANNA FUK?” it’s no surprise they wonder where all the good guys have gone. Conversely, the only requirement for women to receive tons of these kinds of messages is to post a few top-down angled pictures with a bit of cleavage and they can enjoy the pick of the litter of men without substance.

Not that any of it matters. Screw it and have fun.
What I’m doing with my life
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Having to work only 3 days a week, doing a few assignments here and there for my graduate degree, and learning to sing the high notes to Chris Cornell songs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Screwing up the high notes to Chris Cornell songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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“Damn, how did he get to be so good looking?”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Everything I like is totally awesome in my opinion. Either you like it or you don’t. I like being introduced to things I’ve never heard of. I also like introducing people to things they’ve never heard of.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could be a smartass and say obvious things like water and oxygen like a lot of people, but I really enjoy the vibration of wound-metal strings coursing through the wood body of a guitar, the scent of freshly brewed coffee filling the air before work, a warm cozy bed with company on winter mornings, dark Belgian beers in a tall pilsner glass, and the endless quest for knowledge and understanding of life. I don’t know what the sixth thing is just yet, maybe I’ll find out eventually.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does my singing voice sound so much better in the shower than it does everywhere else?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling on the couch with good friends, shooting the breeze and playing a rousing game of drink the beer while we find humorous videos to watch. Or perhaps I am reading a bedtime story to my 3 year old daughter before tucking her into bed after a day's worth of mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really like a lot of Third Eye Blind songs.
You should message me if
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You find my message buried amongst the sea.