24 Gainesville, FL
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My self-summary
I'm me. I can't summarize myself very well. Just get to know me. Or read the rest of this page. Maybe that's all you'll need to know.

Follow me on instagram: guitarthezombie
What I’m doing with my life
For the next few years, I have decided to permanently stay in Gainesville. I currently bartend and am interning at a local video game company, which has a high chance of employment after the internship is finished.
I’m really good at
eh, this section makes me feel like I am just tooting my own horn >.<<br />
I am good at:
singing (mostly, but everyone has bad days)
playing guitar
making bad decisions
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard, hands down. Or maybe my hair. It has changed colors a lot in the past few months and most people seem to notice that sort of thing.

Other than that, my eyes/eyelashes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, the Iron Druid Chronicles, Good Omens, American Gods, A Clockwork Orange, Winter of Our Discontent, anything by Lovecraft, Poe, or Stephen King.

Movies: The Campaign, Ted, Fifth Element, The Avengers, Watchmen, Boondock Saints, Wolf of Wall Street, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Super Troopers, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, any horror movie, good or absolutely terrible.

Shows: Walking Dead, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, True Blood, Game of Thrones, South Park, True Detective, Archer, Marvel: Agents of SHIELD, The Mighty Boosh, American Horror Story

Music: Queens of the Stone Age, Violent Femmes, Third Eye Blind, Frightened Rabbit, Biffy Clyro, Modest Mouse, Bright Eyes, Dispatch, Dave Matthews, Spoon, A Day to Remember, Misfits, Manchester Orchestra, Jimmy Eat World, Them Crooked Vultures, Foo Fighters, Pixies, Flaming Lips, Flogging Molly, Gogol Bordello, Cage the Elephant, Hugh Laurie, Stone Sour, Alice in Chains, Tool, Stone Temple Pilots... I can really go on all day here

The six things I could never do without
good music
good beer
good whiskey
good friends
good books
my guitar (ooh, changing up the formula!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. My future. My past. Recent past. Mistakes. Accomplishments. My band. My plans. Life. My mind is always running way too many programs, with far too few RAM.
On a typical Friday night I am
drinking with friends or playing guitar somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you want to know things like that, you have to message me first. I'm not some cheap secret whore!
You should message me if
You feel like it. You don't have anything better to do. You want a good laugh. You want to get to know me. Or maybe you just want to say something random.