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22 Eugene, OR Man


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Last Online
Dec 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Profile reboot! Sort of.

I've played guitar for over a decade and dig the neo-contemporary, post-post hardcore, indie-pseudo-grunge, progressive punk scene(s). Check out my band where we attempt to describe the above:,

I plays the games- PS2, GameCube, and XB360 veteran. I'm less affiliated with any particular console nowadays, but those are my nostalgic pigeonholes. I'm starting to get into board games: Ascension, Munchkin, Shadowrift... I'm always in for a night of Cards Against Humanity, as well.

I cooks the foods- Healthier living has made me decent at kitchen improvisation. Throw ingredients at me at random and something is bound to be on a plate for dinner.

For everything else, there's the message system.

Warning: I pun a lot.

TL;DR- I guitar, I art, I geek, I blend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Surviving college while very seriously trying to put together a progressive/punk rock band.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar. I can write some mean riffs, if I do say so myself. I can play along with just about anything, if you're musically inclined as well.
Improvisation, problem solving, and cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses, bizarre personality, hair.
I often try to be funny in a Douglas Adams-y sort of way.

"Does that guitar have stickers on it?"
"I thought you were (insert name of doppelgänger that apparently everyone I meet has of me)!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Salmon of Doubt, The Rogue Squadron Series, Heir to the Empire Trilogy, Pendragon, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Long, Dark Tea Time of the Soul, The Da Vinci Code, Saga, The Engineer Trilogy, Illium, various things my friends have written.

Movies: The Men Who Stare at Goats, Airplane, To Boldly Flee, Return of the Pink Panther (Peter Sellers was the best Clouseau), Young Frankenstein, Die Hard, Ghost Writer, The Island, Star Wars, Star Trek, Serenity, Kick Ass, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Vertigo, Cloud Atlas, Wreck-It Ralph... others

Shows: My newest addition is definitely Attack On Titan. 30 Rock, Burn Notice, Dr. Who, Stargate, Firefly, Parks and Recreation, Battlestar Galactica, Deadliest Warrior, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Grimm, Soul Eater, Sherlock, Game Of Thrones, and I have a weird soft spot for Jeopardy. I don't watch a whole lot of tv anymore, especially while in Eugene, so if Internet shows count: Atop the Fourth Wall, Nostalgia Critic, Todd in the Shadows, Red vs. Blue, Zero Punctuation, Freeman's Mind.

If podcasts count, I've become a fan of Welcome To Night Vale... as I was destined.

Music: The Mars Volta, anything punk/progressive, Native, We Versus the Shark, Cinemechanica, At The Drive-In, The Dear Hunter, STP, Portugal the Man (though only their first album), This Town Needs Guns, Bear vs Shark, Mystery Skulls, George Watsky, Biffy Clyro, Five Iron Frenzy, Rush, Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, Rage Against The Machine, The Foxy Shazam, New Politics, Smashing Pumpkins, Silversun Pickups, The Decemberists, Radiohead, Muse, Cursive, Kings and Vagabonds (gotta support local talent!)

Food: I'm practically a goat. As long as it isn't an onion, saturated with garlic, or wasabi-infused, we're probably good.

Games...?: Bastion, Ace Combat 04, Ace Combat 5, Journey, Age of Empires, Starcraft, FTL, Flotilla, Halo, COD/MW/BlOps, Star Wars: Rogue Squadron/Starfighter, Rocksmith, SSX, Smash Bros, Syphon Filter, Hydro Thunder... I think I lost you at Ace Combat 04, so let's just say that I like a lot of these and while I enjoy the "candy", the games with creative storylines, wicked memorable levels/gameplay, LOCAL multiplayer, and unbreakable immersion leave the best impressions on me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Music, including the ability to write and perform it
2: Those stress-free days
3: Family
4: Friends
5: Social interaction
6: Basic human necessities
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The past and the future. Never really the present, but you never really do think about the present, do you? It's always immediately in the past or future. Weird, eh?

Gender and identity are becoming the torch of my generation. I'm admittedly behind on some of this stuff and acknowledge that I can be/am largely ignorant. Please do not take it as a sign that I'm prejudiced. I am accepting of all lifestyle choices/predilections that don't actively harm other human beings without their consent. I'm ignorant because I don't think any of it matters so long as I treat you like a human being, regardless of your identity. If you happen to not be a human being, but some other kind of intelligent life form with similar core values, please fill me in on the appropriate way of addressing to your species. Point is, you are who you are. If you also believe in accepting one another and politely explaining when someone doesn't immediately understand the situation, we'll get along.

As far as my torch goes, I am adamantly anti-censorship. It dismays me how many people are willing to give up so much for the sake of their paranoia. I do not believe in "trigger warnings," and I expect people to speak their minds. Offense is a crucial step to understanding, compromise and acceptance. I believe that noble organizations have been hijacked by radicals that only drag their movements down. We are all still learning.

Do expect me to ask questions. It's how I find out things are grounded in reality, how you'll help me understand more clearly, and just how I operate as a skeptical being.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with the social circle or the band- possibly playing a show. The bar scene has opened up to me in the last year, and I'm still getting used to that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm more or less an open book, but the devil's in the details.

Body hair: I have it. I have it on my chest, I have it on my back. I have mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I'm actually kind of proud about it (why the hell else did I eat all that spinach?). On the other, society's ideal male is as hairless as a twelve year old, and society and I butt heads regularly. So please, steer clear until I'm broken by the system and cave to the media's standards, unless, well, you're fine with it.

Bastion is the only video game that has ever made me physically shed a tear.

I have Seasonal Affective Disorder that shows up between November and March. In particular, November is a consistently bad month for me. Murphy's Law seems to govern my life for that twelfth of a year. In spite of all that, fall and winter are my favorite seasons- wind, rain and snow are totally my elements!
You should message me if
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Questions, comments, death threats?

You're musically inclined: feel free to hire me if you're in need of a guitarist for a gig! I'm available for freelance studio work, too, if you're a singer/songwriter in need of another player to spice your sound up. Do not hire me to start another band from scratch, unless you don't mind having my attention split. Again, check out my stuff at the links above.

You've ever played Bastion
You can recite the quantum chromodynamic gauge-invariant Lagrangian in your sleep

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