You people rock. Thanks for all the great feedback on my Which Lolcat are you? test. As a reward for your support for captioned cats, here is the much requested list of all possible lolcat result from my test.

And no, I didn't create any of these (though I did make muffincat). Ordinary citizens like yourself made these to help beautify online forums and image galleries. Contributors rarely get the credit they deserve; lolcatting is a thankless, though noble, profession. For more information, there's of course Wikipedia.

Ceiling Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 0 to 50



You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!


Serious Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 51 to 100



Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Any off-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interweb is deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room for drollery.


SurpriseAdoption Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 0 to 50



Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news to children on their only day of happiness.


7331 Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 51 to 100



Lolzergs have nothing on you. You are swift and ruthless, cutting down whatever and whomever necessary in order to obtain the foodz. As one of the first lolcat known to man, your ancient skills in location-declaration and object-verbing have been passed down several generations, keeping the spirit of felinity alive.


Longcat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 0 to 50



Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

Sad Cookie Cat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 51 to 100



You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.


Lion Warning Cat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 0 to 50



You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.


Happycat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 51 to 100



Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.

Your dating personality profile:

Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Shy - You are often timid around others, though you will open up when the right person comes along.Your date match profile:

Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw her out of her shell and get to know what she is all about.
Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her jokes make you laugh, she has won your heart.Your Top Ten Traits

1. Intellectual
2. Liberal
3. Shy
4. Adventurous
5. Sensual
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Religious
8. Practical
9. Romantic
10. Big-Hearted
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Shy
2. Intellectual
3. Funny
4. Religious
5. Conservative
6. Adventurous
7. Sensual
8. Practical
9. Romantic
10. Traditional

Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions