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Every Lolcat result EVER.

You people rock. Thanks for all the great feedback on my Which Lolcat are you? test. As a reward for your support for captioned cats, here is the much requested list of all possible lolcat result from my test.

And no, I didn't create any of these (though I did make muffincat). Ordinary citizens like yourself made these to help beautify online forums and image galleries. Contributors rarely get the credit they deserve; lolcatting is a thankless, though noble, profession. For more information, there's of course Wikipedia.

Ceiling Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 0 to 50

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

Serious Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 51 to 100

Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Any off-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interweb is deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room for drollery.

SurpriseAdoption Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 0 to 50

Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news to children on their only day of happiness.

7331 Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 51 to 100

Lolzergs have nothing on you. You are swift and ruthless, cutting down whatever and whomever necessary in order to obtain the foodz. As one of the first lolcat known to man, your ancient skills in location-declaration and object-verbing have been passed down several generations, keeping the spirit of felinity alive.

Longcat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 0 to 50

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

Sad Cookie Cat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 51 to 100

You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.

Lion Warning Cat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 0 to 50

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.

Happycat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 51 to 100

Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.

You people rock. Thanks for all the great feedback on my Which Lolcat are you? test. As a reward for your support forcaptioned cats, here is the much requested list of all possiblelolcat result from my test.

And no, I didn't create any of these (though I did make muffincat).Ordinary citizens like yourself made these to help beautify onlineforums and image galleries. Contributors rarely get the credit theydeserve; lolcatting is a thankless, though noble, profession. Formore information, there's of course Wikipedia.

Ceiling Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 0 to 50

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But youalways see them coming. HEY-O!

Serious Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 51 to 100

Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Anyoff-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interwebis deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room fordrollery.

SurpriseAdoption Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 0 to 50

Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden ofinforming children that they are adopted by jumping out of theirbirthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the newsto children on their only day of happiness.

7331 Cat

Affection: 0 to 50
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 51 to 100

Lolzergs have nothing on you. You are swift and ruthless, cuttingdown whatever and whomever necessary in order to obtain the foodz.As one of the first lolcat known to man, your ancient skills inlocation-declaration and object-verbing have been passed downseveral generations, keeping the spirit of felinity alive.

Longcat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 0 to 50

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, infact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol willbattle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the faceof the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom,forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to havethis title.

Sad Cookie Cat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 51 to 100

You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe.The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and inturn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammarensues.

Lion Warning Cat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 0 to 50

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting othersfrom danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases ofimminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.

Happycat

Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 51 to 100

Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from arunning gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writesasinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on thetopic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers writetests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger andnever touch the internets again.

Every Lolcat result EVER.

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This is the most meaningful internet quiz I have ever taken. And I've taken thousands of them. ♥

detonate_for_me commented on

gracias por los gatos!

SGR23 commented on

yesssssss...

TrojanPotato commented on

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. But strangely, you hit the nail on the head with the lolcat I got...Great test!!!!

bluemayfly commented on

Lion Warning Cat is looooooove.

A former user commented on

oh, god. you rule. surpriseadoption cat is the best thing i've ever seen.

neuromantic commented on

Very entertaining! This has to be one of the funniest tests I have taken on the internet... surpriseadoptioncat? where do you come up with this stuff?? lmao in spartanburg.

hellothere79 commented on

Oh wow... You know, I have never laughed so hard at pictures before. :)

EireDreamer commented on

Best quiz EVAR

st0rm_raven commented on

You sir, are officially cool now. Happy?

gimmiemyspotlite commented on

Serious cat is my favorite.

3chordvalentine commented on

Haha! I love that gluing captions cartoon! That's so how I felt yesterday.

Your test is awesome.

crispy_crab commented on

Nice to know I was a loooong cat. Wouldn't have minded being any of them though - all those pics were so funny! Can't decided between adoption and serious cat (who looks almost human) Thanks x

Sunandsea32 commented on

there'll all so lovably funny! I also enjoyed the cats on the quiz itself! your test was fun! thanks

zioj commented on

I hearted your test. I'm Lion Warning Cat, which is pretty cool, bit I wish I was Surprise Adoption Cat.

noangel77 commented on

The pictures were not only quite choice, but the questions were fun and directly to the point. Not only did I enjoy the topic, being a cat lover, but I also enjoyed my results. And you've put all the results in a very comical and ingeniously cute fashion. Good work! And thanks for the test.

A former user commented on

There is something special about men who like cats. Even though cats can be fiercely independent, like my own, July, you can spoil them rotten and men who love cats spoil their significant others to the max. Men and cats are a unique combination. Anyone can train a dog but to train a cat requires a lot of patience and love. Men who love cats are far more sentimental and romantic and a lot more intellectual than dog lovers. I love your pictures and captions, especially the "Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in the car!

intellect57 commented on

This is the funniest thing since next week.

Who are you?! And how can you be so perfectly witty?!!

I'm afraid to take the test...if I don't get longcat I will eat myself!

Did you do the art for the longcat pic yourself?

A former user commented on

Where do you get this from, i was a funny quiz.. RC

RichCan commented on

That test rules, and so do you :P

A former user commented on

As a Ceiling Cat I can say I saw this coming. I was intrigued, participated and was not disappointed, but highly ammused. I look forward to future offers you may happen to "toss off".

A former user commented on

awesome!

toomanylolcats commented on

Thank you. I shall now prepare for my epic battle with Tacgnol !

A former user commented on

Thanks! The most entertaining test yet. I laughed though every question, every page, and of course, through every picture. Warning to others, if you take this test on an empty stomach it will reveal the true extent of your hunger!

Eye-Beam commented on

I wear my Longcat results with love and pride. Thank you. :)

Oneira commented on

I about pee'd my pants when i clicked on the link from fark. And then i laughed really hard, because i was already a member of OKC. Fark and Lolcats are the two things i look at while at work. And i got ceiling cat. LOVE IT.

binaisagnome commented on

Lolcats FTW!

SweetAndNerdy commented on

From one lolcat expert to another: http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/ I haz a cookie. Uz wants 1 toz?

AkkumaRyuujin commented on

hagert commented on

This is a very funny quiz. I love all the pics. Nice one.

Writergirl8 commented on

Awesome.

A former user commented on

O, thank you for the lolcat test. Good fun, especially at 1:30am. Also, I like that I am longcat.

A former user commented on

omg..very funny...hmm..I think longcat is the best and that was me! :)

A former user commented on

Lol Thanks for the laugh, your test and results are hilarious.

Wolveness commented on

It's not Longcat. it's TACGNOL!!!

thechelsness commented on

I is loooongcat! Hear me roarz!

DoubleDaisy commented on

No one ever listens to me about the aliens.

A former user commented on

Ah, lolcats. Without which, there wouldn't be that lovely xkcd comic. Or the "Bar Exam Lolcats" group on Facebook. I'm not even a law student and I think that one's funny.

A former user commented on

epic fail and weeaboos everywhere. D:

rarglestargle commented on

I just wrote about this in my journal.

odumnobles commented on

I just wrote about this in my journal.

buttonmash commented on

Good stuff! I have a crazy Persian and a Siamese...need anymore nutty pictures?

sundazechild commented on

Great test! but.. is 'Tacgnol' not an available result? As a 'Longcat', I would have loved to see who I would eventually have to battle it out with.

A former user commented on

Thank you for bringing lolcats to okcupid! :)

palmfrond commented on

'Meow!!'Best Survey ever by far!We invite you to join us for Mousecakes and cream on a Caturday sometime.We have constructed a plane that cats can pilot.As soon as Irma gets her license we can fly you in.We love Surprise Adoption Cat.Thanks!

tonycattown commented on

And here I thought people stopped calling them "lolcats" in favor of their original name.

absolutionis commented on

I just wrote about this in my journal.

A former user commented on

the pic of serious cat is priceless and actually looks like me. cu dale

Dao1949 commented on

kwiz iz much funnies. tank yoo

theCurl commented on

Yay for this test!

OhSoOrdinary commented on

Good job with the test. happycat is still happy.

penguins44 commented on

Thank the quiz for making me the Loooooooooooooong Cat for I spread my light around the burg. :-D

djmaus commented on

This is amazing.

A former user commented on

I just wrote about this in my journal.
...

i_am_maryn commented on

amaaazing. the funny thing is i just posted a comment on my friend's facebook saying "i ate the cookies i made for you." but i wasn't the sad cookie cat. oh well. it's fabulous. thank you for making the test and posting all the results!!

blurred_paint commented on

before this test I'd never heard of lolcats

A former user commented on

I think I love you. I'm laughing the proverbial ass off but I don't know why. Kudos!

A former user commented on

I think this is my favorite OKC test EVER.

mhopeg commented on

"Cheezburger cat"'s real name is Happycat

dr_dog commented on

I bet Long Cat is so long that he comes full circle and is, in fact, not long at all. Think about it, man. -Tabris

Tabris_Macbeth commented on

Awesome, I am longcat!

adequatelg2s commented on

I'm in your fridge... lordy, you got me pegged! :)

Intellect57, you wrote "men who love cats spoil their significant others to the max. Men and cats are a unique combination. Anyone can train a dog but to train a cat requires a lot of patience and love. Men who love cats are far more sentimental and romantic and a lot more intellectual than dog lovers."  -  you've got me wondering if you're on to something here; my soulmate Martha told me repeatedly that I spoiled her, and that I was the most sentimental, romantic, and - "in touch with my feminine side" man she'd ever known.

BTW - I've had cats and dogs all my life; and all of my fur-buddies always got along with each other.  Hmmmm. <br />

A former user commented on

I just really enjoy the fact that xkcd made a comic about LOLCATS

wirelessmonkey commented on

When I got my result I couldn't stop laughing! (I'm a Lion Warning Cat, by the way). This test was great! Nice going, eh?

Jinglefoot commented on

I R DUNECAT. I CONTROL SPICE, I CONTROL UNIVERSE.

A former user commented on

Dude... You rock in more ways than words can describe... Rad as fuck!

A former user commented on

I love your quiz!

Theater_Girl commented on

great quiz!

A former user commented on

I was lucky enought to get longcat and experience that crazzeeee journey from head to tail!!!

A former user commented on

Lovely, funny, and clever! and true! I AM a lion warning cat, I just realized that. Thank you for the eye-opener test. meow

e-cat commented on

I think that was one of the best tests I have ever taken. After words when I was reading all the results, it took me forever to read through every thing since I was crying from laughing so hard.

A former user commented on

this is my favorite quiz--pls make another. booyah!

DiscoCottontail commented on

I, Wawshingtun Longcatz, iz plzed to take ur quizz. Enjoy cheezburger, or taco, cuz ur frum Califurnia.

A former user commented on

Nice job, this was a great test!

Anaxamenes commented on

EPIC QUIZ!!! FTW!!

Maltiz42 commented on

I hate the internet and everything, but this quiz was awesome. Huzzah!

A former user commented on

I love LOLcats! This test was fantastic. =)

A former user commented on

absolutely loved this-greatly appreciated a different kind of test and loved your kitty choices-thanks!

A former user commented on

HAHAHAH, funny shit dude. rock on! S~

A former user commented on

Lion Warning Cat will always be my favorite.

gord_ok commented on

I cheated to get Longcat, and I am not ashamed. She is my girlfriend. (in b4 no girls on the internet)

A former user commented on

I love these. ty for the test :)

Chaserbabe commented on

AWSUMEST TEST EVAR!!! and you're right, if not for lolcats we WOULD still be making ayb jokes. for great justice!

A former user commented on

This is highly brilliant. You are a hero among men for bringing it into my life. Thank you

formalandchucks commented on

lol

Soft-Sweater commented on

This was funny as hell! I luvs the lolcats and so does my son. And I'm perfectly cool with being Ceiling Cat. :)

VoodooBetty commented on

His name is Happycat

mttwtts commented on

You have too much free time for making such a quiz... but since I took the quiz and commented on it.. it appears I have too much free time on my hands as well..

A former user commented on

Bestest test on da googleweb!

Womaninthewoods commented on

Why am I always the last to know? I see CrabGirl, Ones and Angel already took this test. IN 2007.

70schild commented on

The loooooooooong pic is just loooooooooooooool. Awesome test. (:

A former user commented on

This was awesome! thanks :)

Kaloyan4 commented on

k, i bees ur frand now. noe buddy's scratchy u innymorr

cirqus commented on

Yu iZZa jJeANUS...N I wuzzz ooo! I Yam sEeRIiuz KTz!YAy

VulgarAnne commented on

so immensely pleased with your test. srsly, giggle-induced tears may have ensued. thank you. i must admit i had my fingers crossed for dune cat, though!

zakia commented on

I LOVED THIS QUIZ LIKE WINNING

iamthemoo commented on

Great pix! Made me laugh. I'm on lolcats too--username muincat if you want to add me.

Muincat commented on

Well.Felinity 100%? How fun I'm a looooooooooooong cat lol.

aikajiki commented on

<3 dis test Joo needs: hugz cat http://www.lolcats.com/view/20/ sparta cat... http://www.lolcats.com/view/8833/ hugz cat http://www.lolcats.com/view/20/ sparta cat... http://www.lolcats.com/view/8833/ Joo needz em

Z-Zerr commented on

Refridgur cat haz plenties of furz to protect from hostile environment in its (un)natural habitat.

A former user commented on

I've got a journal entry on here someplace about Lolcat. I teach anthro, and told a friend and co-anthro geek about this site, http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Ceiling_Cat_Prayer since she's more into linguistics than I am I figured that linguists would have a field day with it. (Could it be this era's Klingon? Gee, I'm not a geek!) It seems the project to translate the entire Bible into lolcat is almost complete (as I've said before, proof positive that Americans have WAY too much time on their hands!) The entire Bible is a bit much, but the 'Ceiling Cat Prayer' and Genesis are insanely funny.

cisco51 commented on

awesome.

Artymus commented on

Glad to find out I'm the Lion Warning Cat! I found these cats on another site and they are my favorite! This is the most awesome test ever....kudos :)

Barbiegirl9773 commented on

So great! Thank you!! =D I love Surprise Adoption Cat and Looong Cat.

amywhamey commented on

i am longcat!!!! here me more!!!!!

FasterCar commented on

You got me pegged with Lion Warning Cat. This is a great test and I love lolcats

A former user commented on

Very cool test man!!:D

Methos31 commented on

I'm so happy I got Happycat. It's the cutest!

trixiegurl commented on

the surprise adoption cat pic IS NOT REAL

putchie commented on

This test is not only the last word on the subject, it may be the greatest internet test evarrr. If all users do not take it immediately, it is quite possible teh worldz will be comin to an end.

groucho62 commented on

The world is coming to a complete and irrevocable middle. Oh, and the Berkman Center at Harvard did a podcast about lolcats a few days ago.

A former user commented on

Suprize! I iz lion on ur internets, waching u take quiz; gimme cheezburger or I mak u cookie n eats it.

A former user commented on

epic lolcat test is epic~ <3 :D

Straycat_ commented on

Y you hav no Stray Cat Strut by teh Stray Cats on favwit song inqueery?

Drogan86 commented on

LOLZ and wow... To show my internet age... I remember when and where longcat was introduced! ...but sorry. Can't talk about that XD

akuma_ commented on

Funny, cute and everything in between.

RiVolve commented on

wow im the suprise adoption cat, i do love spreading bad news to children! wtg on the accurate test!

DaleP commented on

noooo it are my burfday!!!!

RevolutionXgal commented on

No hover cat?

A former user commented on

monorail cat adds a quiz staishun

sylvancat commented on

I DO love giving kids awful news on a great day. Hahah lol. loved the quiz

CasSKY commented on

IM IN UR COMENTZ STEELIN UR LOLZ.

winterhorse commented on

This one's a winner. Thanks for the lolz.

A former user commented on

I are become sad cookie cat. This are good very test, yes. You can has cookie nao. =)

Lost78 commented on

i really wish basement cat was a possibility

kwerty08 commented on

Hai guise tahx yoo four awsum kwiz =^^=

A former user commented on

I are srs cat. This is srs quiz. (Actually, I'm longcat. But this quiz isn't all that long, so...)

InsertIronyHere commented on

Thank's like the test, sooo funny!

im_Madara commented on

Yes. Yes, I am that cat.

A former user commented on

LOLKATZ RULE!!! lol!!! :-P

deeperthandave commented on

Oh that was the shit. I was LOLz all the whole way through! Thanks man <3

A former user commented on

Ceilingcat will forever watch you masturbate, good sir. Thank you for perhaps the most important bit of knowledge I have every learned about myself. I bow to you.

lithamoniel commented on

it's just so very pure and beautiful!!!! true genius man!

Streetplant commented on

Jesus Christ you pegged me right-on as the "Lion Warning Cat". I think of myself as the Good Samaritan Ms. Kittie....taking care of all them ruff, ruff crispy catboys in Dodge City.