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29 M Wallingford, CT

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Ready to fight The Predator.

Laugh all you want, I won the costume contest and got a day off work and looked fabulous doing it!

Classmate brought in cupcakes with little rings in them. I ate a cupcake, but the ring didn't fit...

Girls seem to like older guys, so I figured I'd grow a beard. I look distinguished, eh?

Not only is she stunning, but she's so down-to-earth. She just seems like one of the guys, y'know?

Me, looking shocked to realize I'm being photographed.

From my brief foray into belly dancing.

Is this how you do it? Am I winning?

The whole gang, plus some guy that Heather has long since broken up with. Sorry, "with whom Heather has long since broken up", because GOD FORBID I END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION, RIGHT!?

On my planet it's perfectly normal to do the Heismann with a baby.