Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an adventurer, a magnet for misadventure, a potty mouth, an
excellent friend, an ex-commercial fishergirl. I'm also, by some
miracle, an extraordinarily lucky individual and try to live life
with as much gratitude as I humanly can.
I'm super close to my family (not just figuratively, my brother
lives 3 blocks away, my mom, 7 minutes) and they are a huge part of
my everyday life.
I'm fortunate to have a career I love and people in my life that
only make it better. Honestly, life is grand.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sailing on the Columbia
Paddleboarding with my pup
Sitting on my front porch and harassing my neighbors.
I'm a real estate agent and a licensed sailboat captain. Not quite
sure how I have slowly acquired a litany of random licenses, but
there you go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating a burger like a boss.
Living out of a suitcase.
Catching myself on fire.
Finding REALLY good parking spots.
Finding the silver lining to nearly everything
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For the most part, I listen to good beats, read decent books (and
some bad) and am a committed carnivore.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The people I love around this wonderful world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Those I love, how to travel more, how adorable my dog is, The
Future (as in what kinda crazy future us humans will be living in),
how lucky I am, how amazing the people in my life are.
Whether to put a bikini pic in here or not.... Seems like I'd be
asking for trouble...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably dinner with family and friends. Or a random adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A few confessions:
-I missed my dog so much when I lived in England as a nanny a few
years ago, I made a Facebook page for her so I could stalk her
photos. She's got 100 friends. Only 84 are ones in common with
-I'm a morning person. I rarely stay out past midnight and I
usually spring out of bed with a smile on my face.
-Sometimes my exuberant hand gestures while telling a story cause
injury and/or set things on fire. Consider yourself warned.
-I say f*ck. A LOT.
-There isn't a snowball's chance in hell that I'll ever be a
-I own a blow gun. Also, throwing stars. And a bow and arrows. I
don't seek them, they find me.
-I truly like new experiences more than nearly anything else in
life. Honestly, even bad experiences. If in the VERY least, they
makes for good stories later!
Obviously, not so private.
Now I sound like a weirdo. Hopefully you are one too.
You should message me if
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You have more to say than 'hi' or 'hey'. Get creative!!!
You can make me laugh and you're an adventurous sort. You want to
sail off into the sunset, literally. You're a bit unconventional.
You think capable tomboys are hot. You aren't intimidated easily.
Who are you looking for?
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