Let's see, the last thing I had written here was a description about myself as narrated by Stephen King. My rights to his work have since expired so I needed to hire a new writer. Thankfully, I was able to enslist George R.R. Martin.
"Hello Jeff, what do you need from me again? I should really get back to not finishing some book series..."
Just a few quick words about what I'm like, if I'm good on dates, ect.
"How would I know that?"
Just, just write something okay? Spent a lot of money on this.
"Jeff had a wedding."
No, this is a dating site, let's not go there. Let's never ever go...
"And he died. Viciously, with multiple stab wounds and an arrow in each eye."
Thanks George. Thanks.
I've recently got into bar trivia. If you're quick on your feet and enjoy laughter and winning, you might become my new favorite person.
Or the fact that I have a Lord of the Rings tattoo.
Sorry. Stunning good looks? I should put stunning good looks.
Movies: Lord of the Rings, Disney, Seven, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Up, Batman Trilogy, Inception, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, The Prestige, Memento, Lucky Number Slevin, Mean Girls, Airplane, Trains Planes and Automobiles, Lion King, The Departed, 500 Days of Summer, Big Fish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Brick, Cabin in the Woods, Iron Man, Avengers. Anything Coen Brothers.
Music: So very many things. Let's trade mix-tapes.
TV: Freaks and Geeks, Dexter, Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, The Office, Seinfeld, Daily Show / Colbert Report, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Firefly (come back Mal...)
At a bar, watching people making fools of themselves and then probably doing the same.
Really, that's it. Striking up a random conversation is exciting. Tell me a joke. I'll laugh, promise. So hop to it.