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26 M North Hollywood, CA

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Yesterday – 9:11pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have no idea what to write here, so I've enlisted the help of famed novelist Stephen King to help out. Thanks Stephen!

"Right. Hi. Rick here is..."

My name is Jeff.

"Sorry. Jeff is...well, he's male. And he has brown hair. And..."

Enough of that. You're an amazing author, make me sound exciting!

"Jeff was born with the fiery mists of dawn swirling around his body. Before he could walk, Jeff mastered thirteen different languages, his tongue a tool that knew no boundaries. At twelve, Jeff entered the Olympics and took Silver in archery."


"Jeff took Gold in archery. At eighteen, he had made love to every woman west of the Mississippi River, even though he lived in Chicago most of his life. Jeff is now twenty three and, having saved thirty men of dysentery on his way to LA, is looking to further his astounding life."

Perfect. Thanks Stephen.

"That'll be four grand."
What I’m doing with my life
I run 2 miles and try to write two pages of something a day.

Currently writing a pilot episode for a sci-fi television show. It involves bounty hunters, black holes, and a whole lot of government conspiracy.

I work at a production company by day, masquerade as either a super hero or a drunk fellow at a bar by night.

Spending Sundays watching football. Bears!

Just got myself a puppy as well. Jack Russell / Welsh Corgi mix. She's absolutely phenomenal and has grown into a true friend.
I’m really good at
Making Easy Mac the hard way.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor.

Or the fact that I have a Lord of the Rings tattoo.

Sorry. Stunning good looks? I should put stunning good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dark Tower Series, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, Hunger Games, The World According To Garp, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Stand, Velocity, Ishmael, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Monster At The End of This Book.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Disney, Seven, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Up, Batman Trilogy, Inception, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, The Prestige, Memento, Lucky Number Slevin, Mean Girls, Airplane, Trains Planes and Automobiles, Lion King, The Departed, 500 Days of Summer, Big Fish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Brick, Cabin in the Woods, Iron Man, Avengers. Anything Coen Brothers.

Music: Airborne Toxic Event, Two Door Cinema Club, Manchester Orchestra, Day to Remember, Muse, Alter Bridge, Goo Goo Dolls, Jimmy Eat World, Journey, Queen, The Killers, The Beatles, Mumford & Sons, Fleet Foxes, Gotye, Within Temptation, Barcelona, The Avett Brothers, Imagine Dragons. I love lyrics.

TV: Freaks and Geeks, Dexter, Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, The Office, Seinfeld, Daily Show / Colbert Report, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Firefly (come back Mal...)
The six things I could never do without
Friends, Family, Food, Films, Football, and Fun
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, watching a movie.
At a bar, watching people making fools of themselves and then probably doing the same.
Writing Sci Fi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If it's a pixar movie, I probably cried.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're actually willing to meet up. Obviously there should be a get to know you period on here, but let's save some conversation for a date. It'll be a fun date. Promise.

Really, that's it. Striking up a random conversation is exciting. Tell me a joke. I'll laugh, promise. So hop to it.