*In Arlington Heights for two weeks. Would love to have some fun before I head back to LA!*

I have no idea what to write here, so I've enlisted the help of famed novelist Stephen King to help out. Thanks Stephen!

"Right. Hi. Rick here is..."

My name is Jeff.

"Sorry. Jeff is...well, he's male. And he has brown hair. And..."

Enough of that. You're an amazing author, make me sound exciting!

"Jeff was born with the fiery mists of dawn swirling around his body. Before he could walk, Jeff mastered thirteen different languages, his tongue a tool that knew no boundaries. At twelve, Jeff entered the Olympics and took Silver in archery."

Silver?

"Jeff took Gold in archery. At eighteen, he had made love to every woman west of the Mississippi River, even though he lived in Chicago most of his life. Jeff is now twenty three and, having saved thirty men of dysentery on his way to LA, is looking to further his astounding life."

Perfect. Thanks Stephen.

"That'll be four grand."

I work at a production company by day, masquerade as either a super hero or a drunk fellow at a bar by night.

Just got myself a puppy as well. Jack Russell / Welsh Corgi mix. She's absolutely phenomenal, but oh lord potty training is taking forever.

Making Easy Mac the hard way.

My sense of humor.

Or the fact that I have a Lord of the Rings tattoo.

Sorry. Stunning good looks? I should put stunning good looks.
*self-high-five*

Books: Dark Tower Series, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, Hunger Games, The World According To Garp, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Stand, Velocity, Ishmael, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Monster At The End of This Book.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Seven, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Up, Batman Trilogy, Inception, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, The Prestige, Memento, Lucky Number Slevin, Mean Girls, Airplane, Trains Planes and Automobiles, Lion King, The Departed, 500 Days of Summer, Big Fish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Brick, Cabin in the Woods, Iron Man, Avengers. Anything Coen Brothers.

Music: Airborne Toxic Event, Two Door Cinema Club, Manchester Orchestra, Day to Remember, Muse, Goo Goo Dolls, Jimmy Eat World, Journey, Queen, The Killers, The Beatles, Mumford & Sons, Fleet Foxes, Gotye, Within Temptation, Barcelona, The Avett Brothers, Imagine Dragons. I love lyrics.

TV: Freaks and Geeks, Dexter, Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Daily Show / Colbert Report, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, Mad Men, Breaking Bad.

Friends, Family, Food, Films, Fun, and the letter F.

Useless things.

At home, watching a movie.
At a bar, watching people making fools of themselves and then probably doing the same.

If it's a pixar movie, I probably cried.

You're funny. Or interesting.

Really, that's it. Striking up a random conversation is exciting. Tell me a joke. I'll laugh, promise. So hop to it.