Me_And_Hobbes
27 Northridge, CA
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My self-summary
Hey guys, I think it's about time I updated this profile. It's been about three years since I last touched it, which means those pictures are about four years old. Yikes. But they're pretty awesome so I'll leave them there for now. If you'd like an updated look, I put some more recent pictures in the photos section.

Let's see, the last thing I had written here was a description about myself as narrated by Stephen King. My rights to his work have since expired so I needed to hire a new writer. Thankfully, I was able to enslist George R.R. Martin.

Hey George!

"Hello Jeff, what do you need from me again? I should really get back to not finishing some book series..."

Just a few quick words about what I'm like, if I'm good on dates, ect.

"How would I know that?"

Just, just write something okay? Spent a lot of money on this.

"Jeff had a wedding."

No, this is a dating site, let's not go there. Let's never ever go...

"And he died. Viciously, with multiple stab wounds and an arrow in each eye."

Thanks George. Thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
I run until I can't run and then I write until I can't write. Then I watch Netflix until...well I can pretty much consistently watch Netflix.

I've recently got into bar trivia. If you're quick on your feet and enjoy laughter and winning, you might become my new favorite person.
I’m really good at
Making Easy Mac the hard way.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor.

Or the fact that I have a Lord of the Rings tattoo.

Sorry. Stunning good looks? I should put stunning good looks.
*self-high-five*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dark Tower Series, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, Hunger Games, The World According To Garp, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Stand, Velocity, Ishmael, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Monster At The End of This Book.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Disney, Seven, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Up, Batman Trilogy, Inception, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, The Prestige, Memento, Lucky Number Slevin, Mean Girls, Airplane, Trains Planes and Automobiles, Lion King, The Departed, 500 Days of Summer, Big Fish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Brick, Cabin in the Woods, Iron Man, Avengers. Anything Coen Brothers.

Music: So very many things. Let's trade mix-tapes.

TV: Freaks and Geeks, Dexter, Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, The Office, Seinfeld, Daily Show / Colbert Report, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Firefly (come back Mal...)
The six things I could never do without
My family, friends, and dogs. They all mean the world to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, watching a movie.
At a bar, watching people making fools of themselves and then probably doing the same.
Writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If it's a pixar movie, I probably cried.
You should message me if
You're actually willing to meet up. Obviously there should be a get to know you period on here, but let's save some conversation for a date. It'll be a fun date. Promise.

Really, that's it. Striking up a random conversation is exciting. Tell me a joke. I'll laugh, promise. So hop to it.
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