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My self-summary Propose an edit

Hi, I'm a good natured guy with an evil sense of humor, seriously, like dead baby joke bad. Everyone says I'm sweet and thoughtful and are always suprised by how well I take setbacks in my life. I have love comic books and robots and fat cats (not like bankers but like 20lbs kitties). I spend a lot of time with my friends and am passionate about trivia contests. My living room is neon green and my bedroom is Laguna Blue, so, yeah I like bright colors. I think they are relaxing. I actually own my house, which is a fact I am very proud of.

I really want to meet someone who loves british Comedies. Specifically Red Dwarf and Father Ted. And Top Gear. I don't even care if you like Richard Hammond more than me.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Right now I'm getting used to life with a new roommate. I'm in a holding pattern at a dead end job and examining my options. I'd like to open a Comic book store but I don't know where t start really.
I recently ended a long term relationship and I feel like I'm at a crossroads. I'm taking my time and enjoying life as much as I can right now. Meeting new people and seeing where the next chapter of my life leads.

Trying to get in shape too. I got into exercising this summer but then life got in the way and i fell out of it. trying to get back into the routine but it's tough to work out in my living room now that I have a roommate.

I want to dress up as Father Jack for Halloween, but I don't know anyone who could do the makeup for it. And I'd like to find someone to dress up as Mrs Doyle to go with me.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Trivia. Seriously. I'm a total know-it-all smartypants, but I do a good job not being annoying about it.
I like to think I'm good at drawing things but not so much really, I need to practice more.
I can cook fairly well when I put my mind to it, but I'm not good at juggling multiple dishes to make a meal. I'm usually a one dish dinner sort.
Research. Goes along with the trivia thing really, but I am good at finding specific things in large amounts of info. Especially on the internet.

Singing. Come Karaoke with me and I WILL impress you. No joke.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My Glasses, which are rad. That I laugh loudly, and that I know a lot of useless crap.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Authors: George R.R. Martin, Neil Stephenson, or William Gibson, or Warren Ellis, Kurt Vonnegut, Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Neil Gaiman, Chuck Palahniuk, Phillip Pullman, Garth Ennis, and many more.

Music: Pulp, Ash, Quasi, Les Savy Fav, Neutral Milk Hotel, Built to Spill, Rammstein, Combichrist, Rhapsody, Judas Preist, David Bowie, Elliott Smith, The Stranglers, and Gigs and gigs more. I can't think of a genre that doesn't have some redeeming songs.

Food: All sorts. I'll try anything. I'm particular to Japanese food, Eastern European food, and French food. As well as anything deep fried.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

After thinking about this one There are a lot of things I don't want to be without, but if I had to I could live without. Life might not be super happy but I've loved and lost and you can always find a way to move on. Plus wasn't it the Buddhists who told us enlightenment is achieved through the elimination of desire? Not that I am a Buddhist or anything, but i think it's an admirable goal. That said I do love having my shit. and i totally want that new Android phone.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Lately about this whole Zombie-obsession everyone seems to be going through. I mean i liked Shaun of the Dead a lot too, but seriously, pirates, ninjas now zombies. Maybe they appeal to everyone's sense of joining. I mean once you're a zombie you only have to do what the master zombie commands and you and all the other zombies share the same interest (BRAIIIIINS).

Maybe it's my general contrarian nature, but I'm kind of sick of it. Let's move on to the next thing already! But what will it be? I propose Fantasy novel characters. I'm totally ready for that one.

BTW if you are into zombies, that's totally cool just don;t ask me to go to Zombie prom with you, but I'd totally play All Flesh Must be Eaten, or That ZOmbie card game.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Out at a bar with my friends, singing Karaoke, or watching a movie or maybe just sitting on the internet and watching TV.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

It's not something you'd guess if you met me but I'm a real car nut. I'm one of those guys in a little sports car with a loud exhaust that rides about three inches off the ground and watches racing (as long as it's not nascar).
But that's not really all that private.

I also never learned how to ride a bike which makes me somewhat of a leper in this town.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You like smart, funny guys, who are equally at home talking about Russian history over scotch, or totally kicking ass singing Bowie at Karaoke. And if you're a strong intelligent woman with a wicked sense of humor who loves to laugh and is always full of ideas. I am a total pushover for girls with glasses to, especially nerdy black glasses or cat eye glasses.

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